firestorm
Banned Member
Well it's Monday morning at 02:50 and nobody is on here but Fire. I have really nothing to say other then I'm bored out of my mind here at work. So let me think of something to write about. Hummm. Cant think of anything of substance. I sure wish they had a bored smiley face over there that I could stick up here. Speaking of those smiley faces I see that they have yellow ones, green ones, Red ones, blue ones and yet no white boys or brothas. Why do you think that is? I'll bet it is some form of subtle discrimination but I can't proove it. How come none of them have hair? No women smiley faces either. Oh well that is all I have to say about smiley faces.
Do you think people with ugly babies know their babies are ugly and just pretend they are cute so they don't seem like bad parents by saying.. this is my new baby, he is ugly but he is mine. He will grow up to be fat and ugly like his father but he will still be my boy. Damn that is some unconditional love don't ya think. Love Must be blind.
My wifes nephews have big heads. Seriously, ever since they were born their heads were huge!! My being outspoken as I am pointed it out. My sister in law hates me now even though she actually went on crying over the phone one time with my Nurse wife asking her if there might be something wrong with her 1st born because his head was so big. She actually had it checked out by a doctor because it could have been a medical issue. It was not. He just has a big head. Looks like SpongeBob square pants but he isn't square just all head. So with this example I knew that she knew her kid had an abnormal head but denied it to me and wouldn't talk to me for quite some time for saying.... damn Leslie..ummm your new baby has a huge freeken head!!!!
Her second born not only has a big head but it's flat in the back because as an infant she left him in one of those automatic rocking chairs for hours on end day after day without turning him or picking him up. He and his head just sat in the same position day after day. Because an infants cranium is soft, it actually flattened out over time.The dumb ass lazy sister in law never noticed that her kids head was slowly flattening???? I noticed it right away and said something. She got mad at me for pointing it out and didn't talk to me again for several months. Damn Leslie! Your freeken kids big head is flat!!! He's a big flat head!!! Damn that is cause your a lazy ass and never held him. No wonder today he is such a damn monster. Lack of attention tends to breed monsters. The positive thing is he's a monster with a flat head, just like a modern day Frankenstein but the flat part is in the back. I should post a pic of their heads but you people would think I altered them with Photoshop.
My kids on the other hand have perfectly shaped normal sized heads. Damn they are good looking kids. they take after their mother for sure. I'm glad I don't have ugly kids with big flat heads cause I'd be forced to tell my wife she bore me ugly big headed kids and then she wouldn't talk to me either. Oh well that is all I have to say about big headed nephews.
My sister in law by the way has a big head. Her kids I suppose get their head gene from her. My brother in law,,,her husband has a peanut head so it couldn't have come from him. It's all her fault. I should tell her that next time I see her. Remind me someone, thank you.
Well it's still boring here. 3:10 now and nothing to talk about still.
I went food shopping the other day. Big food shopping, not just for milk and bread, the whole nine yards. Damn what a freeken job that is. I give credit to those who do this frequently. Well while shopping I decided to count how many times I had to touch the individual items... check this out. I'll use toothpaste as an example of how many times you touch it from the time you pick it up to the time it ends up in the bathroom
1 you pick it up off the shelf.
2 you put it in the cage thing with wheels.
3 you take it out of the cage thing with wheels and put it on that conveyor belt thingy.
4. you pick it up and put it in a bag,
5 oops you take it out cause you put it in the canned good bag and place it in the bag that goes upstairs with the mouthwash and feminine products your wife forced you to purchase and hide under your frozen goods.
6 you pickup the bag which has the toothpaste in it and place it back in the cage with wheels (still counts as picking it up even though it was in a bag).
7 you roll the cage with wheels to the vehicle.
8 you pick up the back and place in vehicle,
9 you take the bag out of your vehicle when you get home and place it on the kitchen floor with all the others for later sorting.
10 you get to the bag with the upstairs toiletries and frozen goods covering wifes femmy napkins and carry it upstairs.
11 you remove the toothpaste from the bag and put it in its place in the medicine cabinet.
So you see you touch or indirectly touch a product 11 times before you ever use it. Isn't that fastenating?? some thing you touch even more but never less. except that pack of gum you swipped while the scanner lady was busy making beeping sounds with your femmy napkins.
You feel you deserve that free pack of gum for having to buy those femmy napkins and your mad at the scanner lady for putting them on display after she made them beep. Your damn right I deserve that pack of gum... the bitch. She didn't HAVE to put them on top of the toilet paper did she? NOOO she could have placed them directly in a bag or next to the Toilet paper but Nooo she wants everyone to know I'm buying those things and besides that,,, she don't bag!!! I gotta do it so consider that FREE pack of gum payment for working there as I pack my own stuff into bags. By the way they say never place anything on top of the eggs well that is a lie. Femmy napkins I've found are light enough to place on Eggs and not break them if you get the ones without Wings.
I didn't do that though because I needed the napkins way on the bottom under the frozen goods.
Wouldn't you know it though!! My wife came home from work just as I finished unpacking and asks me if I bought her femmy products because she just got her monthly visitor. Well I directed her toward our bathroom to where I placed her wingless femmy napkins and a few minutes later I heard a SCREAM. Of course I went a running to find what the problem was... Apparently they were still somewhat frozen and cold from being buried under the frozen goods so she got a freezing cold shock in her nether regions. She gave new meaning to the term "being friggid". Well that is all I have to say about femmy napkins, shopping and how many times you touch a product from start to finish at the market.
Bye all talk more later if I get bored again.
Do you think people with ugly babies know their babies are ugly and just pretend they are cute so they don't seem like bad parents by saying.. this is my new baby, he is ugly but he is mine. He will grow up to be fat and ugly like his father but he will still be my boy. Damn that is some unconditional love don't ya think. Love Must be blind.
My wifes nephews have big heads. Seriously, ever since they were born their heads were huge!! My being outspoken as I am pointed it out. My sister in law hates me now even though she actually went on crying over the phone one time with my Nurse wife asking her if there might be something wrong with her 1st born because his head was so big. She actually had it checked out by a doctor because it could have been a medical issue. It was not. He just has a big head. Looks like SpongeBob square pants but he isn't square just all head. So with this example I knew that she knew her kid had an abnormal head but denied it to me and wouldn't talk to me for quite some time for saying.... damn Leslie..ummm your new baby has a huge freeken head!!!!
Her second born not only has a big head but it's flat in the back because as an infant she left him in one of those automatic rocking chairs for hours on end day after day without turning him or picking him up. He and his head just sat in the same position day after day. Because an infants cranium is soft, it actually flattened out over time.The dumb ass lazy sister in law never noticed that her kids head was slowly flattening???? I noticed it right away and said something. She got mad at me for pointing it out and didn't talk to me again for several months. Damn Leslie! Your freeken kids big head is flat!!! He's a big flat head!!! Damn that is cause your a lazy ass and never held him. No wonder today he is such a damn monster. Lack of attention tends to breed monsters. The positive thing is he's a monster with a flat head, just like a modern day Frankenstein but the flat part is in the back. I should post a pic of their heads but you people would think I altered them with Photoshop.
My kids on the other hand have perfectly shaped normal sized heads. Damn they are good looking kids. they take after their mother for sure. I'm glad I don't have ugly kids with big flat heads cause I'd be forced to tell my wife she bore me ugly big headed kids and then she wouldn't talk to me either. Oh well that is all I have to say about big headed nephews.
My sister in law by the way has a big head. Her kids I suppose get their head gene from her. My brother in law,,,her husband has a peanut head so it couldn't have come from him. It's all her fault. I should tell her that next time I see her. Remind me someone, thank you.
Well it's still boring here. 3:10 now and nothing to talk about still.
I went food shopping the other day. Big food shopping, not just for milk and bread, the whole nine yards. Damn what a freeken job that is. I give credit to those who do this frequently. Well while shopping I decided to count how many times I had to touch the individual items... check this out. I'll use toothpaste as an example of how many times you touch it from the time you pick it up to the time it ends up in the bathroom
1 you pick it up off the shelf.
2 you put it in the cage thing with wheels.
3 you take it out of the cage thing with wheels and put it on that conveyor belt thingy.
4. you pick it up and put it in a bag,
5 oops you take it out cause you put it in the canned good bag and place it in the bag that goes upstairs with the mouthwash and feminine products your wife forced you to purchase and hide under your frozen goods.
6 you pickup the bag which has the toothpaste in it and place it back in the cage with wheels (still counts as picking it up even though it was in a bag).
7 you roll the cage with wheels to the vehicle.
8 you pick up the back and place in vehicle,
9 you take the bag out of your vehicle when you get home and place it on the kitchen floor with all the others for later sorting.
10 you get to the bag with the upstairs toiletries and frozen goods covering wifes femmy napkins and carry it upstairs.
11 you remove the toothpaste from the bag and put it in its place in the medicine cabinet.
So you see you touch or indirectly touch a product 11 times before you ever use it. Isn't that fastenating?? some thing you touch even more but never less. except that pack of gum you swipped while the scanner lady was busy making beeping sounds with your femmy napkins.
You feel you deserve that free pack of gum for having to buy those femmy napkins and your mad at the scanner lady for putting them on display after she made them beep. Your damn right I deserve that pack of gum... the bitch. She didn't HAVE to put them on top of the toilet paper did she? NOOO she could have placed them directly in a bag or next to the Toilet paper but Nooo she wants everyone to know I'm buying those things and besides that,,, she don't bag!!! I gotta do it so consider that FREE pack of gum payment for working there as I pack my own stuff into bags. By the way they say never place anything on top of the eggs well that is a lie. Femmy napkins I've found are light enough to place on Eggs and not break them if you get the ones without Wings.
I didn't do that though because I needed the napkins way on the bottom under the frozen goods.
Wouldn't you know it though!! My wife came home from work just as I finished unpacking and asks me if I bought her femmy products because she just got her monthly visitor. Well I directed her toward our bathroom to where I placed her wingless femmy napkins and a few minutes later I heard a SCREAM. Of course I went a running to find what the problem was... Apparently they were still somewhat frozen and cold from being buried under the frozen goods so she got a freezing cold shock in her nether regions. She gave new meaning to the term "being friggid". Well that is all I have to say about femmy napkins, shopping and how many times you touch a product from start to finish at the market.
Bye all talk more later if I get bored again.
Hey Fire 
And funny 
How long have you been married?
I'm going to make sure my future husband won't feel like that after being married to me for 13 years 
I'm glad you put down the macho attitude there for a second 
So, no, I think you're a really sweet guy, which I've told you several times 
