Fuck that, what if some nerves get activated and he lunges forward or he falls over....or your crazy uncle walks up and starts talking to him not knowing he's who the funeral is for........I picture some weekend at Bernies shit.....Weekend At Angels?
I think I'm going to have my arms attached to my ass and my legs sutured on to my shoulders. Then I'd like to be sat at the head of the table at Sizzlers on Saturday night with a beer in my new hand foot and a corn dog held in my toes at the end of my leg arms.
This thread is almost a good as the time when min0 made this post about a guy who was killed under a bridge and his mother had him embalmed with this special fluid... er.... wait a minute....
I always thought it would be cool to be stuffed and mounted in the driver's seat of the panel-station wagon (previously owned by Elvis) that hangs above the bar at the Hard Rock in Honolulu.
I always thought it would be cool to be stuffed and mounted in the driver's seat of the panel-station wagon (previously owned by Elvis) that hangs above the bar at the Hard Rock in Honolulu.
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.