Bouncers

[Celtic Bhoy]

How are yas. I was just wonderin what the bouncers in the USA/ Australia/ Canada/ UK and so on are like because here in Ireland they're total shitheads.Its 11:15pm at the moment and Im after gettin home.I was headin out to a class party because we got our X-mas exam results today.Anyway, I go to the nite club, stand in line, and wait.So far so good.Then I get to the bouncer and give him my passport.But the jackass doesnt even open it! He just says "Sorry mate,not tonite" and proceeds to ignore me as I ask why,so I just rang my mates in the club , explained the situation and told them to enjoy the party.Unfortunately this kind of crap isnt uncommon or rare amongst Irish bouncers.So now Im at home typin this,while my mates and all the good lookin lasses are off havin a great nite out.Anyway just wonderin if this common where yous are.