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on my second bottle of sake now, beer is coming. might toss in a couple shots of shitty vodka.
Mr. stabbin will be loaded tonight.
I gotta party with Stabbin', dude sounds like an animal..........![]()
What kind of PCT do you take for this Cap? lol
He must have died of alcohol poisoning
But all in all a complete success in the fight against my liver.
I'm drinking currently. One large watermelon malt liquor beverage as I'm getting some more work done on my back. I'll post some pics for you ladies later.
So have some beers for the captn'
Are you drinking that Joose stuff? It's like 10% no?
Ahh yeah, I've had this before. Strong ghetto shit indeed.
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i've been a real fuck off lately but i'm drinking now motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!
Man, that is some evil-looking wickity-wack juice right there!
Mix it with some cough syrup! or drop a couple of benzo's!
got any new anal adventures, Capt?
Ah yes reminds me of my childhood......Goodtimes.......Goodtimeslast week,i got black out drunk and awoke to a my girl blowing me. I pushed her off and went back to sleep.
st. patricks day-- i stayed home alone, luckily i got my gf to go out with friends and leave me the fuck alone. I just felt like sitting and bullshitting on the interwebs for a bit. While i drank my sake and beer in peace and quiet. All was well.... 330am my GF gets home and instead of being quiet and letting me sleep, i fell asleep on the couch watching ironman on my new tv. She starts making all this fucking noise and waking me up and fucking with me till i came in the bedroom. 7am i hear loud banging, didn't think much of it. i heard it again sure as shit it's my door. I open it it's one of her friends crying and banging on the door. She's fucking hysterical, saying "i'm soaking wet, i need my pants, i need my pants." So I say" what fucking pants you weirdo?" I'm thinking she was raped or thrown in a lake or who knows. i wake up my girl asking her if she knows where her pants are. My gf doesn't give a shit whats happening.Nobody fucking knows, then this chick says "not my pants my keys i need my keys" At that point my rage his vocal level, i start yelling at the both of them to figure their shit out. 2 fucking times i get woken up with bullshit. Turns out the keys were in the car where she slept and she pissed her pants. She comes in to my job with my gf's wallet and says"here i guess i pissed on this last night" I tell her to take this piss wallet and give it to my gf herself. I'm not piss wallet currier. For fucks sake how does a great night of solitude and sake turn into this fucking mess.
Last night i slept in my car cause i decided to blk out, at one point in the night i believe we were at a bar/club for old people. Like 60+ pretty fucking weird.
Last night i slept in my car cause i decided to blk out, at one point in the night i believe we were at a bar/club for old people. Like 60+ pretty fucking weird.
Did you run into Roids's ex girlfriends at this bar?![]()
what ever happened to St ides beer?