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CellerDoor

ANSWER ME GOD DAMNIT!

  • Tits

    Votes: 20 69.0%
  • GTFO

    Votes: 9 31.0%

  • Total voters
    29
If these parasites weren't bumping this thread I wouldn't have noticed, so don't flatter yourself at my expense.

And its fine by me if you want to laugh at your own faults, everyone has their own way of dealing with life's disappointments.

hur, hur, hur, useless redneck.

No, but I do apologize, as I thought you had sexual chemistry with whoever that thing is on the other side of that CellarDoor/Dark Saney account.

:yawn:

I can't even find the motivation to spar with you cause your replies are like arguing with a 10 yr old girl stomping her prissy little feet and crossing her arms over her chest. Maybe if you were quick witted or in some way funny, but really, it's like ass raping someone that grabs their ankles and asks to be pounded harder. It just isn't a challenge and no fun at all.
 
heh, she has a good body :p

If it wasn't for digital, I would have joined in on the tits or GTFO brigade. He's a pretty good judge in my book. Internet teasing never floated my boat - it's not like it would ever solidify into getting laid. Maybe a 1 in 10k chance if lucky. Maybe.
 
:yawn:

I can't even find the motivation to spar with you cause your replies are like arguing with a 10 yr old girl stomping her prissy little feet and crossing her arms over her chest. Maybe if you were quick witted or in some way funny, but really, it's like ass raping someone that grabs their ankles and asks to be pounded harder. It just isn't a challenge and no fun at all.
I don't see any evidence that would support your claim. His words seem to cut you deep.
 
:yawn:

I can't even find the motivation to spar with you cause your replies are like arguing with a 10 yr old girl stomping her prissy little feet and crossing her arms over her chest. Maybe if you were quick witted or in some way funny, but really, it's like ass raping someone that grabs their ankles and asks to be pounded harder. It just isn't a challenge and no fun at all.


^^^^ HERMAPHRODITE TRANSLATOR:


I'm too consumed with my stuggling effort to lose more than 40 lbs. of horrific blubber in hopes of becoming midly attractive to the lowliest of peons so I can rectify my lonliness, neglect, and self-worth, ultimately bringing a climax to my life that doesn't evolve being surrounded by hundreds of cats, and talking passionately to the TV screen, hoping the characters in the moving pictures can hear my cries of disapproval or affection.



OK then. Thanks for saving me the trouble of exposing and embarrassing you any further.
 
^^^^ HERMAPHRODITE TRANSLATOR:






OK then. Thanks for saving me the trouble of exposing and embarrassing you any further.
^^^^^^^^BOTCHED ABORTION TRANSLATOR:
I Accidentally ground my testicles off by masturbating with a belt grinder and now take my sexual frustration out on the whole interweb.
 
I Accidentally ground my testicles off by masturbating with a belt grinder and now take my sexual frustration out on the whole interweb.


^^^^^ REGRESSION of HUMANITY TRANSLATOR:


I Accidentally slept on my furry stomach while my cell mate Little Wing rammed a banana-on-a-stick up my asshole which I discovered only after landing on my butt following a great fall from a tree limb.

Sorry for your damn luck, little unorthodoxed simian.




POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS:

1. You always chain that bitch up more securely before bedtime.

2. You should practice your tree jumping skills with more dedication.
 
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Monkey references, Cause my Avi is a monkey right? Astonishing powers of observation on display today. Everyone stand back and let Sherlock work his magic.
 
Monkey references, Cause my Avi is a monkey right? Astonishing powers of observation on display today. Everyone stand back and let Sherlock work his magic.

You, Little Wing, and Cellar Door should be put to rest for humanity sake.

And >>> this guy will gladly take you to the proper place afterwards.




The sooner it happens the better.
 
Actually the avi is more fitting for you than you may have intended.



Give me a reason to, little tree-slumbler.
Slumbler? Yer a creative li'l fella aren'tcha? You should add that to the urban dictionary under shit unintentionally said by tourettes patients.
 
Slumbler? Yer a creative li'l fella aren'tcha? You should add that to the urban dictionary under shit unintentionally said by tourettes patients.

Stumbler you blithering idiot. Tourettes, sounds like something flowing in your gene pool.
 
Tree stumbler is no less amusing. Your attempt at verbal sophistication has helped you to earn a gold star on your coloring. You are an amazing artist. One day you will grow up and turn into a beautiful princess.
 
You wouldn't know sophistication if it stood right next to you.

You insult my intelligence by being an insult to intelligence.
<plop> the sound of your words hitting the floor like a wet turd
 
Is this an E-Fight???

Both of you are small.. One doesn't workout, and the other uses Biogen LOL
 
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You get another gold star! I'm going to put your drawing above the chalk board so all the other children can see what a talented artist you are!
 
Is this an E-Fight???

Both of you are small.. One doesn't workout, and the other uses Biogen LOL

If that's what a fuckwit like you wants to called it, then I guess.

Onesided domination of withoutrationale is what I call it.

You're close to being as moronic as he/she is by assuming I don't workout.
 
Numbskulls?

And if you workout, post up a pic. If not, then you don't workout.
 
I haven't seen everyone here with pics of themselves.
So there's no reason for me to rush to do it, so I'll pass.

All I ask is that you keep your inprudent assumptions about me to yourself.
 
Saney's found a new cock to chew on. Don't swallow, his semen will probably give you Nb syndrome
 
Is that all you ask? Well you aren't very good at asking nicely.

And you don't workout. I have seen 90% of the people here. They workout. You, I don't know. And if you did, you're probably small, unjerked, and not desirable by any means.
 
I don't see any evidence that would support your claim. His words seem to cut you deep.

Right. Your so right. Oh god, I'm bleeding from the heart cause some guy brought a post to light saying I lost weight on a fitness forum no less. I mean, gutdamn, I was trying to keep that a secret. Damn the world:coffee:

And lets not forget about my empty life. Some scrawny bitch with buck teeth, pasty skin, and pimples actually has be pegged by reading my posts in a forum. That is fucking amazing. His credentials in psychoanalysis but be impeccable. Now that I have been found out, damn the world twice :coffee:


I juuuuuust cant take this pressure. To make it stop, I'm gonna rip off my shirt and take a pic of my bare tits while pinching a nipple. Must. Have. Internet. Fags. Approval!


:yawn:
 
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