CellerDoor

[Saney]

Lmfao ^^^^^^^

 

[CellarDoor]

How much you wanna bet that real-bitch is gonna come up with something like "You see. I knew I was right. Thank you very much for proving my point. Why don't you off yourself while your at it?"

JFC

 

[Realist]

Is that all you ask? Well you aren't very good at asking nicely.

And you don't workout. I have seen 90% of the people here. They workout. You, I don't know. And if you did, you're probably small, unjerked, and not desirable by any means.

Seeing as how you claim to be a man, I wouldn't want to be desirable by you in this lifetime or any other.

And 90% still is not everyone. Withoutreason, seems jealous that your cock has vacated his anus for the time being.

Better make amends ASAP.

 

[withoutrulers]

Cellardoor comes in swingin a heavy axe. Multiple faggs felled with one swing.

 

[CellarDoor]

I haven't seen everyone here with pics of themselves.
So there's no reason for me to rush to do it, so I'll pass.

All I ask is that you keep your inprudent assumptions about me to yourself.

This is starting to drive me crazy. It's imprudent.

 

[withoutrulers]

I think the word that best describes his banter is snarky, but that seems a bit tame for interweb usage.

 

[Realist]

How much you wanna bet that real-bitch is gonna come up with something like "You see. I knew I was right. Thank you very much for proving my point. Why don't you off yourself while your at it?"

^^^^^ HERMAPHRODITE TRANSLATOR:

Why can't my quest to become relevent in terms of beauty and sex appeal as a true woman should be much easier than this epic struggle I'm going through, where it seems like there is no end in sight?

I feel bad that I don't have the answer for you sugar plum.

You'll just have to keep plugging away at it and hope that fate is on your side.

 

[Saney]

I don't like this guy.. Not only is he small and stupid, but is not even worth my time anymore.. was hoping for a funny asshole.. not some dried up stinky dick licker

 

[withoutrulers]

I haven't read a single funny post from this guy, it's all the same formula:Quotes previous statement, makes inane comment with thesaurus in hand. No funny no money

 

[CellarDoor]

His responses have a certain grown-man-not-quite-reaching-a-5th-grade-maturity-level feel to them. I keep waiting for him to use that tiny brain of his to squeeze something better out, but like you said before, we just end up with a steaming pile on the floor.

 

[Realist]

I don't like this guy.. Not only is he small and stupid, but is not even worth my time anymore.. was hoping for a funny asshole.. not some dried up stinky dick licker

You think I give a fuck what a neanderthal likes? Go screw your idiotic self bitch.

 

[Saney]

His responses have a certain grown-man-not-quite-reaching-a-5th-grade-maturity-level feel to them. I keep waiting for him to use that tiny brain of his to squeeze something better out, but like you said before, we just end up with a steaming pile on the floor.

~plop~

 

[Realist]

I haven't read a single funny post from this guy, it's all the same formula:Quotes previous statement, makes inane comment with thesaurus in hand. No funny no money

His responses have a certain grown-man-not-quite-reaching-a-5th-grade-maturity-level feel to them. I keep waiting for him to use that tiny brain of his to squeeze something better out, but like you said before, we just end up with a steaming pile on the floor.

Again the combined intellect of you two is beyond laughable.

Your ludicrous assessments might as well be a compliment.

 

[CellarDoor]

^^^^^ HERMAPHRODITE TRANSLATOR:







I feel bad that I don't have the answer for you sugar plum.

You'll just have to keep plugging away at it and hope that fate is on your side.

 

[withoutrulers]

witness the formula

 

[Saney]

If CellarDoor was a Hermie, i'd still toss her/his salad

 

[CellarDoor]

Well, at least he's using spell checker now.

 

[withoutrulers]

If CellarDoor was a Hermie, i'd still toss her/his salad

You're gonna have to wait in line slugger, she's already getting a beard ride from yours truly

 

[Saney]

Haha..

Cellar, may we run a train on you if we are Jerked & Tan enough?

Or should I send you some updated Pics for approval?

 

[CellarDoor]

If CellarDoor was a Hermie, i'd still toss her/his salad

Saney, despite all the tranny acccusations (or fantasies about me) I still like you sometimes. After all you're funnier than the realist.

 

[CellarDoor]

You're gonna have to wait in line slugger, she's already getting a beard ride from yours truly

^^ I'm definitely doing this.

Haha..

Cellar, may we run a train on you if we are Jerked & Tan enough?

Or should I send you some updated Pics for approval?

No, can me and my friends run a train on you? I have this fantastic new dildo I wanna try out....

 

[Realist]

Saney, despite all the tranny acccusations (or fantasies about me) I still like you sometimes. After all you're funnier than the realist.

I love how you equate asskissing to good humor.

You're such a fruitcake, you can't help but crack me up.

 

[Saney]

Glad you like me... And Hell yea, you and some friends can rape my unwilling hole!

Just be gentle

 

[phosphor]

If CellarDoor was a Hermie, i'd still toss her/his salad

Be careful, we will hold you to it and immortalize it with film.

I do wonder what the hotness scale is for cellar though. I guess that's the whole mystique behind her though. I am afraid with half these posts screaming tits or gtfo, we may know the meaning of life before there is ever a pic to be shown. Oh well.

 

[Realist]

^^ I'm definitely doing this.



No, can me and my friends run a train on you? I have this fantastic new dildo I wanna try out....

Glad you like me... And Hell yea, you and some friends can rape my unwilling hole!

Just be gentle

Now this thread is getting disgusting.


I'm out of this one for good.

 

[Saney]

Meaning of life??

I know that already and its boring..

The laws of everything are broken here in the Anything Goes

So... Tits or Let me give you a rimjob or GTFO or Put your new toy in my ass or GTFO AGAIN!

 

[withoutrulers]

What happened to realist queeftard? I think you guys scared him off. That saddens my li'l heart. The good news is, if the patterns are evidence, he'll show back up an slay us with more bathroom wall scribblings. Possibly under a new screen name

 

[Saney]

No more Realist? Does that mean this Armageddon of gay'ness will end?

 

[withoutrulers]

Gaymageddon is no laughing matter.

 

[Saney]

Certainly isn't...

Now I demand some RimJob action from CD