college team jokes

[dragonfu]

pick on any school

Q: what is the difference between a notre dame cheerleader and a bowling ball?
A: you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

Q: what is the difference between an ohio state cheerleader and a buzzard?
A: one has a stringy neck, a big ugly beak, and pecks at dead carcasses on the side of the road and the other has wings.

Q: what did the florida state football player get on his sat's?
A: drool.

Q: what does a southern cal cheerleader say after sex?
A: are you all from the same team?

Q: what has 20 paires of legs and 22 teeth?
A: the mississippi state cheerleading squad

 

[King Penguin]

Thats funny

 

[seyone]

that was pretty funny.

 

[Timmy Foil]

LOL, very good

 

[Bigtex111]

The University of Arkansas is in existence to make graduates of Tennessee look smart.

 

[nastybull]

 

[jman69bug]

pretty good, keep em rollin'

 

[RoCk79]

ROFLMAO!!

 

[JonZ]

school jokes

Excellent

 

[dragonfu]

a university of tennessee student was visiting some yankee relatives in boston. they had a party for him and invited some of their friends. he noticed a beautiful lady and walked up to her and asked "whered ya'll go to school at"? she looked down her nose at him and said "yale". he looked at her, took a deep breath and screamed"WHERED YA'LL GO TO SCHOOL AT"?

 

[dragonfu]

Q:how do you get a university of michigan co-ed in your dorm room?
A: grease her hips, get a few buddies, and push real hard!

 

[Scorpio Gurl]

HAhahaHAhaha!! those are damn funny!
~~ SG

 

[fvital]

University of Alabama is going to try using artificial turf this year. They hope it will discourage their cheerleaders from grazing and interrupting the game.

 

[map007]

lol

 

[dragonfu]

Q: where was o.j. simpson headed for in the white bronco?
A: starksville,ms. he knew the police would never look for a heisman trophy winer there.

the coach for michigan st. will only be dressing 15 players this week. the rest have finally learned how to dress themselves.

Q: why do the university of tenneessee cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: to keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

two syracuse football players were down at the local watering hole partying. they were hootin' and hollerin' when the bartender asked them why they were celebrating. the smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them 2 months. "2 months!?" exclaimed the bartender. the other player replied, "yeah, but the box said 4-6 years."

Q: why is ice no longe available at miami football games?
A: the senior who knew the recipe graduated.

Q: how is the indiana football team like a possum?
A: they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: what are the longest 3 years of an oklahoma football players life?
A: his freshman year.

Q: how do you get a u.c.l.a. graduate off your front porch?
A: pay him for your pizza.

 

[dragonfu]

Q: how is the alabama football team like a tampon?
A: they only have one string and are only good for one period

 

[EarWax]

LOL... no more Bama jokes I still haven't heard any Aggie jokes.

 

[bigss75]

Originally posted by dragonfu
Q: how do you get a u.c.l.a. graduate off your front porch?
A: pay him for your pizza.

 

[Claudette]

Those are all very funny, with the exceptions of the TENNESSEE jokes

Let's pick on Florida teams some more, k

 

[EarWax]

How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
Three. One to do the eating, and two to watch for cars.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north?
Cuz Georgia sucks!!

How do you make Seminoles cookies?
Put them in a sugar bowl and pound them for 60 minutes.

What's the number one pickup line in Knoxville?
Nice Tooth

Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?
So he can park in a handicapped zone.

How do you break an Auburn guy's finger?
Punch him in the nose.

 

[Claudette]

Don't think I didn't read that knoxville joke, Earwax

 

[EarWax]

hahaha... sorry, I had to put a Tennessee joke in