Condom Size - Oh yeah

[MJ23]

I just found out that a regular condom size is not for me...

The little fuckers keep breaking all the time. And I dont need any little MJ'S running around so I thought I would try a LARGE size condom.

At first, I thought it was absurd and it will probably be too big for me. BUT, it actually fit GREAT, and did not break

I am sure all the male members here can understand that this is a GREAT DISCOVERY

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by MJ23
I just found out that a regular condom size is not for me...

The little fuckers keep breaking all the time. And I dont need any little MJ'S running around so I thought I would try a LARGE size condom.

At first, I thought it was absurd and it will probably be too big for me. BUT, it actually fit GREAT, and did not break

I am sure all the male members here can understand that this is a GREAT DISCOVERY

psssst.....hey dumbass, they are supposed to fit tighter not looser. You need to go back and get the mini-size.

 

[MJ23]

Re: Re: Condom Size - Oh yeah

Originally posted by Rusty
psssst.....hey dumbass, they are supposed to fit tighter not looser. You need to go back and get the mini-size.

Hey Asshole.. The smaller ones are very tight and they break which negates the whole purpose of a condom....


Oh yeah, WTF is that "mini-size" anyway.. Something new you found at Walmart... But hey, if thats your size, all i can do is feel bad for the wife

 

[Rusty]

Re: Re: Re: Condom Size - Oh yeah

Originally posted by MJ23
Hey Asshole.. The smaller ones are very tight and they break which negates the whole purpose of a condom....


Oh yeah, WTF is that "mini-size" anyway.. Something new you found at Walmart... But hey, if thats your size, all i can do is feel bad for the wife

Why does your wife call you pencil dick?

 

[MJ23]

I think you have me confused with DM

 

[naturaltan]

Originally posted by MJ23
I think you have me confused with DM

Your wfie calls DM a pencil dick? Interesting little thing ya got going on there.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by naturaltan
Your wfie calls DM a pencil dick? Interesting little thing ya got going on there.

 

[DaMayor]

His wife wouldn't say that about DaMayor......

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by naturaltan
Your wfie calls DM a pencil dick? Interesting little thing ya got going on there.

Yeah.. after I wrote it, I was like...

but then again...No harm done.. The little pecker could not penetrate anything even if he tried...

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by MJ23
Yeah.. after I wrote it, I was like...

but then again...No harm done.. The little pecker could not penetrate anything even if he tried...

And how would you know this?????

 

[DaMayor]

Hey Hey! You freaks already have me slummin' up here in pervert land.....quit talking about my pecker kilbasa!

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by DaMayor
Hey Hey! You freaks already have me slummin' up here in pervert land.....quit talking about my pecker kilbasa!

Before ya know it, MJ will have you over for a game of Ping Pong...........

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by Rusty
And how would you know this?????

Your wife....

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by Rusty
Before ya know it, MJ will have you over for a game of Ping Pong...........

Oh hell no...

 

[Arnold]

Anyone that posts on the internet that they "need" a large condom has serious insecurity issues.

 

[DFINEST]

DAMN

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[Crono1000]

yeah right MJ...


but in all honesty a lot of brands are bigger just naturally and never even boast about it... I'll get which are which later...

I'm currently busy with tit

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by Prince
Anyone that posts on the internet that they "need" a large condom has serious insecurity issues.

I never said I NEED.. I said I was having trouble with the condom breaking, which should be a vital safety issue, therefore I went to different size for the mere purpose of comparison and accomplising the original task..

U on the other hand reached out to a conclusion attacking my personal view, and questioning my own security/insecurity...

Truly SAD coming from the person who is suppose to do above and beyond all personal idealogies creating an unbiased environment


I will not refer to PROFANITY or any other demeaning manner... It is your establishment after all... BUT I dont know why I should be a part of it ANYMORE

 

[Pianomahnn]

Lubrication.

Have you any idea just how large a normal sized condom can stretch to? It's crazy how much latex can stretch without breaking.

But hey, if you're already lubed up wicked style, maybe you really do need the larger ones.

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by MJ23
I never said I NEED.. I said I was having trouble with the condom breaking, which should be a vital safety issue, therefore I went to different size for the mere purpose of comparison and accomplising the original task..

U on the other hand reached out to a conclusion attacking my personal view, and questioning my own security/insecurity...

Truly SAD coming from the person who is suppose to do above and beyond all personal idealogies creating an unbiased environment


I will not refer to PROFANITY or any other demeaning manner... It is your establishment after all... BUT I dont know why I should be a part of it ANYMORE

The least u can do is say something

 

[racoon02]

God has forced me to only use one type of condom.. Magnums.