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Gazhole

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So im going to a costume party on Saturday and i have no clue what i should go as. Its pretty much a free-for-all so all suggestions are welcome. Most people are going as stuff from fiction, so games/films/tv etc etc.

If anybody suggests i go as a sheep or something resembling a sheep so god help me i will infract you untill your ass hurts :P.
 
I went as a blow-up doll one time a few years ago. I died some long johns flesh color, glued erasers on my chest for nipples, used doll hair for pubes, and got a cock shaped "pop-topper" from a novelty sex shop. People loved it.
 
Um.....you could get some 3/8" carpet padding, wrap it around yourself, stick some romaine lettuce on top of your head and go as a burrito.

Or maybe...
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Although, being from across the pond, I see you in something more like...

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And based on many of your responses...

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Oh yeah.....or a sheep.
 
Gazhole said:
If anybody suggests i go as a sheep or something resembling a sheep so god help me i will infract you untill your ass hurts :P.
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What do you have against sheep? Besides the lower part of your body, I mean?
 
He has nothing against them.

He just gets too aroused by them.
 
You can't go wrong being a can of whoop ass...
 
get a construction hat, and bolt a window blind to it. you can go as a peeper. also you could get a inflatable sheep glue it to your crotch, and just go as yourself.
 
Gazhole said:
So im going to a costume party on Saturday and i have no clue what i should go as. Its pretty much a free-for-all so all suggestions are welcome. Most people are going as stuff from fiction, so games/films/tv etc etc.

If anybody suggests i go as a sheep or something resembling a sheep so god help me i will infract you untill your ass hurts :P.
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one word

Viking :daydream:
 
Little Wing said:
one word

Viking :daydream:
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Thats actually a really cool idea...hmmm...i could go as thor! :D

Now to find pictures...i have no idea how the fuck to put that together.

My fallback is Indiana Jones because i already have jeans, a shirt, and a whip :dont:
 
Witchblade said:
I went as a woman once. I actually looked more feminine than some of the girls there... I looked fucking disgusting though and it took me over a fucking hour to get all the make-up off afterwards. I did get the first prize for most twisted costume.
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:laugh:

Yeah, two of my friends did that at a school party. One of them got hit on :mooh:
 
tomuchgear said:
get a construction hat, and bolt a window blind to it. you can go as a peeper. also you could get a inflatable sheep glue it to your crotch, and just go as yourself.
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:banned:

I like the construction hat idea, though, thats pretty easy.
 
something simple and stupid, and yet to me, somehow still amusing.
Fork, knife, and napkin... you're 'Hungry"
 
sorry gaz i couldnt help it. at one party i threw a friend of mine got a large piece of privacy fence, a rope, flannel shirt, and a fishermans hat. he walked around all night with this piece of wooden fence tied to him. the idea came from home improvement the nieghbor wilson. that went over really well.
 
Leaf Blower-Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling in front of your face. When someone asks what you are, blow on the leaf.

Babysitter-Strap a baby doll to your behind and sit on it.

Quarter Pounder-Carry a quarter and a hammer. If someone asks what your costume is, put the quarter down and pound it with the hammer.

Nudist on Strike-Dress in normal clothes and carry a sign that says "Nudist on Strike."

Aircraft Carrier-Find a small toy airplane and carry it with you. When people ask what you are, hold it out in the palm of your hand.

Buccaneer-Attach a dollar to each ear (get it? Buck-an-Ear).

Hawaiian Punch -One person should dress like a boxer (boxing shorts, boxing gloves, lines beneath the eyes), while the other person dresses like a Hula-girl (grass skirt, bikini top, and a lei).

Gang Green-Everyone wears green and travels together. Alternate version: everyone dresses like gang members with green clothes and green bandanas. Danny would like this one..:loser:





I didn't think of all of these on my own....but I could have.:nerd:
 
put some bull semen in your hair, and go as there is some thing about gazzie.
 
hey he already posted a pic to go off of. so what the hell why not, and it would be damn funny. some times you just have to get away from the sheep and move on to bigger better things:evil2:
 
DaMayor said:
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I freakin hate pimp costumes!?!? :mad:
Anyone who cant think of anything creative, always just shows up as a pimp!?!

I would go as a THOR and if you see this asshole in the pimp costume,
Smash him in the fucking face with your hammer!

I went to a halloween getup a few years back...
My friend had this AWESOME! costume of "Alex", from "A Clockwork Orange"...
There were FIVE pimps at the party, and one of them got the best
costume prize, which was a bottle of good whiskey.

DOWN with pimp costumes!!! :attitude:
 
The Monkey Man said:
I freakin hate pimp costumes!?!? :mad:
Anyone who cant think of anything creative, always just shows up as a pimp!?!

I would go as a THOR and if you see this asshole in the pimp costume,
Smash him in the fucking face with your hammer!

I went to a halloween getup a few years back...
My friend had this AWESOME! costume of "Alex", from "A Clockwork Orange"...
There were FIVE pimps at the party, and one of them got the best
costume prize, which was a bottle of good whiskey.

DOWN with pimp costumes!!! :attitude:
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have you had a rough day? :thinking: fix yourself a nice dinner and then take a nice relaxing bath. read a book and be a little lazy... take care of yourself till you are free hugs monkey again.



hmmm, there's an idea. go as the free hugs guy.
 
Little Wing said:
have you had a rough day? :thinking: fix yourself a nice dinner and then take a nice relaxing bath. read a book and be a little lazy... take care of yourself till you are free hugs monkey again.

hmmm, there's an idea. go as the free hugs guy.
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OK... (women trouble)
I'll calm down... Sorry babe. :(
 
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