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Craig Titus and Kelly Ryan Captured!

Mudge said:
Well, using the human bodies own fuel is the best way. Study up on spontaneous human combustion, and we find that the bodies fats as they burn produce the most heat despite being a slow burn. This leaves us with nothing but a pile of ash and small bone fragments because it produces so much heat, trying to burn the body quickly with external sources wouldn't produce enough heat at least not using the fuels they had on hand.

Research would have been prudent.
I saw that on TV they said a nice set of nylon blankets and sheets act as a good wick and the bodies fats act as the candle wax for fuel. I'm sure they had a couple extra nylon work out suits, but if she were into fitness as well she may have been on the low body fat side. Now had it been Lee Priest off-season:rofl:
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She looks like Cher in that pic
 
david said:
I would have never thought of Kelly Ryan being involved with this.....
Momma says: Stupid is as stupid does...
- Forrest Gump
 
This is like a TV movie in the making already. . .Titus doing the personal assistant, fitness diva wife gets jealous. . .I ain't gonna ask who around here is gonna audition for the parts. . .:D

But a couple things seem curious to me - so if Craig didn't compete in the Olympia '05, had his business and his after-contest party stuff and all those endorsements, what was the weight loss all about? Unless it was cancelled, both Craig and Kelly had been scheduled to appear at one of Shawn Ray's Muscle Camps in Dubai like...on Dec.9 and 10, so you would think he'd have to be lookin' in reasonable shape for that.

There seems like an awful lot was going on behind the scenes - if the contest season was long over for Titus, shouldn't he have been gaining mass for the '06 qualifying season? And if he wasn't going to compete so much because he was getting older (which might be true, but he's younger than Ronnie, isn't he? And there are master's qualifiers) then wouldn't he be starting to lose some endorsement contracts anyway?

I remember a couple of years ago when people could...pay for a weekend at the Titus/Ryan homestead for a complete training experience - though I don't know how lucrative that enterprise was...but it seems like they had their fingers in a lot of business ventures.

This is going to be a very intriguing story as it unfolds. . .and its safe to say both of their careers are over.
 
I just can not believe it. Like GG, I wish I had something to contribute, but I just can't think of anything to say!!!

Too bad for Craig and Kelly......it really is a shame!
 
Fitgirl70 said:
I just can not believe it. Like GG, I wish I had something to contribute, but I just can't think of anything to say!!!

Too bad for Craig and Kelly......it really is a shame!

:rolleyes:...

Here we go!!!

Yep, too bad for the poor murderers - :sob:
 
If they did it, I agree. And for now it looks pretty bad.

Elsewhere I saw someone comment, "I hope they beat it!" and we haven't even had a trial yet.
 
Well, it could have at least been a more exciting chase scene or something...I mean, if the media is gonna go on and on about them being bodybuilders/fitness divas, there should have been some good camera stuff goin' on. . .you know, at least some Gymkata or somethin'. . .we got more with the OJ "chase" scene.

It could have been a good promo opportunity...Craig could lift up the front end of a cop car and shake it until the officers inside were dizzy...or like Kelly could have been doing cartwheels and backflips over the hoods of vehicles on a crowded expressway in a dramatic getaway. . .
 
The Monkey Man said:
:rolleyes:...

Here we go!!!

Yep, too bad for the poor murderers - :sob:


I just meant that it is a shame they ruined their lives like that. I don't pity them, they made their bed now let the bed burn....fitting!!
 
well...holy hottie! Look who it is! Hiya, FG!
have a good Christmas?
 
Hi'ya darlin'!

Good Christmas! How about you?
 
Fitgirl70 said:
I just meant that it is a shame they ruined their lives like that. I don't pity them, they made their bed now let the bed burn....fitting!!

:D :clapping:
 
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