Crono's NEXT big thing!!!!!!!! include YOURself

[BoneCrusher]

OK so we scored on the movie action AND you caught the "ute" reference. What about the wine list? Remember I am not much of a drinker here ...

 

[BoneCrusher]

What if she's lying? Don't take that chance! Don't you owe it to your porn to make sure that it gets a good home to stay at? Remember all it's done for you!

Since ya helped me out by saving some cash on that *825 mistake I was gonna make I'll upload my collection and send it too ya via a P2P network. What do you use Max?

 

[MaxMirkin]

Since ya helped me out by saving some cash on that *825 mistake I was gonna make I'll upload my collection and send it too ya via a P2P network. What do you use Max?

Thanks man, but it wouldn't be practical, I have a shitty-ass dial-up connection at home.

 

[BoneCrusher]

One of my best friends works for AMD here in austin. A high tech guy like you ... I remember you do IT or smething like it ... and he also has a dial up. Like wtf is up with that? You can afford a $4000.00 TV but not DSL?

 

[MaxMirkin]

One of my best friends works for AMD here in austin. A high tech guy like you ... I remember you do IT or smething like it ... and he also has a dial up. Like wtf is up with that? You can afford a $4000.00 TV but not DSL?

The TV is a wedding present from my wife. Theoretically I could afford DSL, but right now it's not really a priority. If I manage to get a nice cable descrambler one of these days, so I don't have to pay $70/month to F'n Cablevision, I'll definitely get it.

 

[Little Wing]

i live in maine n it has gotten shitty and cold up here. i will be spending the next few months curled up in my apt with the heat turned way up daydreaming and creating my own stories about the characters in Luis Royo's paintings and reading my Conan books again.

these have captured my attention for now


have 2 kids, Tesla 13 has a pierced nose and lip she is an artist and guitarist, Tyler 7 is holy terror that likes halloween better than christmas. he sings beautifully and likes songs by Korn, P.O.D.,Eminem
i would like to be Lara Croft but noone
could be a better 1 than Angelina.
i just watched Van Helsing n thought it was great.
like Anne Rice books but think they could be better.
i like The Rock.
i like white, flowers, candles, opium perfume, exotic woods,
animals, water, sci-fi n fantasy art, mermaids, music, looking at the desert sky at night in the middle of nowhere...

 

[MaxMirkin]

i live in maine n it has gotten shitty and cold up here. i will be spending the next few months curled up in my apt with the heat turned way up daydreaming and creating my own stories about the characters in Luis Royo's paintings and reading my Conan books again.

these have captured my attention for now

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have 2 kids, Tesla 13 has a pierced nose and lip she is an artist and guitarist, Tyler 7 is holy terror that likes halloween better than christmas. he sings beautifuuly and likes songs by Korn, P.O.D.,Eminem
i would like to be Lara Croft but noone
could be a better 1 than Angelina.
i just watched Van Helsing n thought it was great.
like Anne Rice books but think they could be better.
i like The Rock.
i like white, flowers, candles, opium perfume, exotic woods,
animals, water, sci-fi n fantasy art, mermaids, music, looking at the desert sky at night in the middle of nowhere...

You're like Crono's wet dream.

 

[Little Wing]

it took me several tries to get the thumbnail thing right n as far as writing goes my english teacher said i am a great writer but if i didn't clean up my writing the english dept would hang her for passing me. i still don't know what a comma splice is but evidently i used them a lot

 

[Crono1000]

test 1

 

[Crono1000]

test 2

 

[Crono1000]

hmm... it would seem that what I had originally planned has run into a dead end... technical difficulties... I will have to work this kink out... hmmmmmm... one moment please...

 

[PreMier]

I don't want to be the dog this time...lol

Atleast you werent a three breasted trannie

 

[Chain Link]

LOL ... as long as I am not the fat gay dude I'm in Chrono.

Well if you're "in Chrono" that would make you that fat gay dude

Never underestimate the power of a comma; or lack there of

 

[maniclion]

Well if you're "in Chrono" that would make you that fat gay dude

Never underestimate the power of a comma; or lack there of

Hey stop calling Bone fat...

 

[Crono1000]

premier, chain, and manic, gimme info on yourselves. Ever pooped something you don't remember eating after a Saturday night? Ever woke up beside a transvestite? Do you kick puppies? I need anything

 

[Crono1000]

btw I think I figured out the little kink in my plan but it's not working out as well as i had hoped it would from the get go, but it'll still be fun. This project of mine will either flop and everyone will forever shun me for wasting their time or will be a great way to post whore and have some fun.

here's hoping...

 

[PreMier]

Manic likes to watch animal sex. Just look at his avitar.. perv

 

[maniclion]

premier, chain, and manic, gimme info on yourselves. Ever pooped something you don't remember eating after a Saturday night? Ever woke up beside a transvestite? Do you kick puppies? I need anything

One time I was drunk, stoned and had eaten one too many tacos so I went into the nearest toilet I could find. After a few sputters the rumbling stopped so I figured wipe and get back to my beer before it got cool. As I reached for the toilet paper I saw a pink worm poking through a hole above the dispenser. I was like what the fuck, and yelled "Get your dick out of my stall bitch" and reached down to grab my sandal so I could wack it, but it suddenly disappeared. I looked under and saw blue jeans and black and gray sneakers, I hurried up and wiped my ass and took off .....



















































for my beer, cause it was getting warm. Of course after I got my beer I looked around for the jeans and black and gray sneakers so I could embarrass him, but no such luck so instead I smoked another bowl with the band and danced with some tourist chicks from San Francisco and tried to drown the memory of that vicious pink worm out of my head, it almost bit me.

 

[Crono1000]

so I could wack it

 

[maniclion]

Thats right I wasn't about to hit it with my bare hand, I thought maybe he's into S&M so I'd smack the hell out of it with my sandal, they had pretty thick soles.

 

[Crono1000]

it's almost ready. I'm gonna have tit run through it for some editing and, hopefully, it'll start with a BANG and people will enjoy it. I see whore potential

 

[Little Wing]

Thats right I wasn't about to hit it with my bare hand, I thought maybe he's into S&M so I'd smack the hell out of it with my sandal, they had pretty thick soles.

it would be funny to make it so they couldn't pull it back through like tie or crazy-glue something to it. aren't they scared someone might like cut it off.

 

[BoneCrusher]

As I reached for the toilet paper I saw a pink worm poking through a hole above the dispenser. I was like what the fuck, and grabbed the pink worm and tied one of my long ass boot strings to it very tightly so the worm could not get loose. I then tied the other long boot string to the door of the worm owner's stall. I left his fate in his own hands as I sparked up all the toilet paper in sight and yelled Fire on my way out the door

Man Chrono you are one sick puppy ...

 

[Chain Link]

Well; as far as I can remember; Ive never shit myself.. Except on one particular day way back when; I mustve caught something or drank the water ect, cuz I shit myself 4 times in one day. We were out camping and I felt fine then WHAM, And there was no time to make it anywhere.. It was a camp site so I couldnt just plop down and.. plop down; too many people around. At one point I knew I wouldnt make it any further, so I bent down against a tree, dropped my pants and splattered all over the side of it. There was some guy putting his boat in the water like 150 feet away; right before I dropped em, he waved. To add injury to insult, I managed to shit on those pants as well as the tree
Granted, I was like 9, but it still sucked..

I also have the habit of awnsering any stupid or odd question with,"Yes."
I dress,"well" but not overdone, so I ofte get mistaken for an employee of whereever I am. Mostly at annheiser-busch theme parks though, Cuz I have this neat little card ID thing around my neck that cost me $300 that lets me ride anything again without sitting in line People mistake that for some kind of ID and ask me questions about the park. Unless they're old, I ussually send them in the opposite direction; and if they're hot, I escort them

Aside from that, I dont do much worth mentioning, I play it safe too much

 

[maniclion]

Well; as far as I can remember; Ive never shit myself.. Except on one particular day way back when; I mustve caught something or drank the water ect, cuz I shit myself 4 times in one day. We were out camping and I felt fine then WHAM, And there was no time to make it anywhere.. It was a camp site so I couldnt just plop down and.. plop down; too many people around. At one point I knew I wouldnt make it any further, so I bent down against a tree, dropped my pants and splattered all over the side of it. There was some guy putting his boat in the water like 150 feet away; right before I dropped em, he waved. To add injury to insult, I managed to shit on those pants as well as the tree
Granted, I was like 9, but it still sucked..

Man, you were right by the water, you just jump in, swim while doing your thing and hope your pants don't slip from your grip, then stay out of the water for a day until the stuff disperses.

Reminds me of a night me and some friends went to Lake Sommerville in Texas, where I lived my Junior and Senior year. They were drinking all night and I decided the mosquitos were too much and decided to go skinny dipping, they joined later. We kept our shorts in hand because we've all seen the scenario either the cops come and tell you to come out of the water to talk or some asshole steals your clothes. I was having fun with my new girlfriend and had my shorts on my head to free up my hands when one of my friends swam up behind us and grabbed my shorts. While chasing him he got them yanked out of his hand by a sunken tree branch, but instead of stopping to tell me he swam as far as he could and then mentioned it. I had to spend almost 2 hours feeling arond for a 5 foot long tree branch in a 100' by 20' area of murky water at night.