Crono's Official Ironmag War

[Little Wing]

Mino? where are you?

 

[Little Wing]

luke and i had made love all night, again, as always when we were together. i felt now closer to him then ever before but still more aware of his unease. i knew he worried that he was a danger to me but i too felt that he somehow feared me. his eyes would reveal all too often a question. what was it?

did he think i blamed him for mino's desire to see me undone? he couldn't have known and why would i blame him for loving me enough to see that it ended between her and i before i could not turn back. i had been so young naive totally under her spell. i still remembered the look of horror on his face when he burst into the room and the raw anger and feeling of betrayal i saw on Mino's face when she saw my undisguised reaction to what she had been trying so desperately to tell me.

if i had been older more aware of the world less sheltered.... but nothing could turn back time and repair the wound she felt. and no luke was not to blame for only loving me and wanting me to leave with him.... his timing was tragic but .... i loved him . he had nothing to fear.

 

[Luke9583]

:33 Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")

and

:43min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)

and

:56 Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts (YAY!)

I"m going to shoot Premeir with the butt plug and the pic (-35 points and lose a post)
and i'll hold onto the golden shower

 

[Luke9583]

Nah, screw it. I'll piss on premier too! (-40 points)

 

[PreMier]

04)

 

[PreMier]

:04 Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts

Attack Luke -4

Premier:
Points: 121
Inventory: Protein Shake
IT's ring

Lukes attacks take -75.. the ring reduces that to -65, leaving me at 56pts. Use protein shake to go to 66pts.

Premier:
Points: 66
Inventory: nada

 

[Little Wing]

31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts

35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post

54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts

50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts

41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts

 

[Little Wing]

hitting mino w bunny stampede because where the hell is she and finding that pic was not easy lose 30 points

manic w snt's bitchslap cuz he isn't playing either lose 16 points

giving my health tips to tit cuz at least she played the game n i'm tired of waiting for crono to revive her. guess she fucked up another sandwich or made him wash her panties again. 10 points.

puke missle on crono -4pts unless he still has immunity in which case i give him the weapon.

RG69 raging hormones and 128 points.

 

[PreMier]

32)

 

[PreMier]

48)

 

[PreMier]

Lame..
32,48,- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less

Premier:
Points: 66
Inventory: IT ring X2

 

[Crono1000]

i will be back I promise

the damn rabbit just chewed through his second mouse cord...

btw, I don't think I'm gonna bring tit back. She's busy this time of year and it's just not fair, she's dead after all. I will give back the points I got too, I want you all to have a chance as well

even if I die I'm still gonna post a score board and stuff, it's fun to see what all yall come up with

 

[Little Wing]

you guys are just busy reading about that silly elf.

 

[Little Wing]

conan is gonna kick his pansy little ass

 

[Crono1000]

Crono had prepared a seance for his beloved Titanya. Perhaps with the donations from the sympathizing rockgazer, chain link, and luke he could bring her back.

In a circle along the ground he placed vials labeled with the three assassines' life points, and his remaining healing items such as IT's ring, Jodi's health tips, and a protein shake.

It had been many days since Crono had participated in the war. He was held captive by a bunny with a hatred for mouse cords. But now he was back, and ready to bring his love back with him.

The seance went as planned. Lights flickered, vials bubbled, protein shakes changed from Chocolate to Strawberry to Vanilla... hmm, vanilla. Vanilla would hit the spot right now. Yeah... vanilla.

As Titanya's form slowly finally began to take shape, she prepared to take the one step neccisary to once again be brought back to the material plane. Yes, Just one more moment. But that vanilla... it looks good...

Crono grabbed the protein shake and restored 10 points, sending Titanya back into the endless void that probably rest between her legs in the first place... all for 10 points.

The vials burst and returned to their corresponding player, 25 back to rockgazer, 25 to chain link, and 21 back to luke for being a little bitch and hitting Crono.

 

[Little Wing]

fine no sandwich for you! (n btw miracle whip and mayo are NOT interchangeable one is food the other sickening sweet one is gross.)

 

[Crono1000]

Starting Wendesday 12 am and ending Thursday 11:59 pm (so for 2 days- Wendesday and Thursday), a Shae's DVD will allow you, but not force you, to damage yourself between 0-20 points of your choosing AND damage another player for the same value. Friday 12 am to Saturday 11:59 pm (so for 2 days- Friday and Saturday), a Shae's DVD will allow you, but not force you, to heal yourself between 0-20 points of your choosing AND heal another player for the same value. Starting Sunday a Shae's DVD will be once again be worth squat shit.


Bonecrusher:
Points: 79
Inventory: None

Min0 lee:
Points: 48
Inventory: None

Chain Link:
Points: 142
Inventory: Jodi's health tips
Supps: myCAT's raging hormones

Titanya
Status: Dead

Rockgazer:
Points: 153
Inventory: Jodi's Health Tips
Supps: myCAT's raging hormones

Crono:
Points: 40
Inventory:
Jodi's Health Tips
IT's ring

Maniclion:
Points: 88
Inventory: None

Vieope:
Points: 51
Inventory: None

Johnnny:
Points: 20
Inventory: Creatine
Weapons: Premier's porno pistol
shutupntra1n's bitchslap
Bonecrusher's puke missiles

Luke:
Points: 133
Inventory: None

myCATpowerlifts:
Points: 115
Inventory: None
Weapons: MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies

Premier:
Points: 66
Inventory: IT's ring X 2

camarosuper:
Points: 115
Inventory: None
Weapons: MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies

Var:
Points: 110
Inventory: None

 

[Crono1000]

Weapons:
01,03,13,15- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
04,07,18,41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts
11,57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
05,09,12,28- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
20,50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
51,55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
19,58- MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies- attack 10 pnts, restore 10 pnts of own points
37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts
27- dale mabry's doodie launcher- attack 25 pnts
45- rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack- attack 22 pnts
31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
33- Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")
49- Titanya's Gaping Vortex- make any player so they can't attack that day
53- Goalgetter's Fatass Sexchange- swap any two player's points
56- Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts

Items
42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
16,32,48,57- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
02,24,36,44- Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post
00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you)
39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts
06,08,17,21,25,29,30,34,38,40- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

Supplements
47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
22- myCATpowerlift's raging hormones- use an attack twice

 

[Crono1000]

and miracle whip

 

[Crono1000]

and I use jodi's health tips +15

 

[Crono1000]

9:15:34
DVD- I'm not do anything with it

9:16:17
another DVD- again, I'm not gonna use it

 

[Vieope]

Sorry for not playing.

 

[Luke9583]

:23 min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player

I"m going to shoot johnny (-20points)

:16 IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
(Active)

 

[Crono1000]

36
protein shake
I'll use it now

and
05
premier's porno pistol

I attack gazey with porn
- 8

 

[Little Wing]

damn i've been porned! and i liked that outfit. crono is such a perv.
o ouch yawn i almost need to use my health tips....



148 points raging hormones and storing jodi's health tips

 

[Crono1000]

I realize that if I wish to stand a chance in this war I need to throw away my good burger and reveal my actual avatar once again

 

[Crono1000]

 

[Little Wing]

 

[Little Wing]

nothing felt at the same time so near danger and yet so near heaven as sleeping in Luke's arms. there was no denying that the force he harbored was not of this world. my imagination danced with impossibilites and even my dreams reflected the intoxicating mystery that he brought into my life...

 

[Luke9583]

:46 39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts

Gonna use that right now.

:30 Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

I'll give that to crono for christmas after I wrap it, of course