Crono's Official Ironmag War

[Little Wing]

i thought albobs wig let me post 2 more times yes? no?

 

[Crono1000]

OOPS!!!

yes, you're absolutely right! Hehe, sorry

 

[Crono1000]

Im a bit confused.. When We get weapons, should we use them right away, or can we store them?? Thats what Id assumed, but there was no limit listed for weapons storage; which could leave a large exploit open to take anyone out..

actually we're supposed to go ahead and use attacks as soon as you get them. Go ahead and use what weapons you have stored and from here on out we'll use them immediately. Tit informed me that I hadn't specified this but it had been intended. I'll update the rules, thanks

 

[Crono1000]

I'm posting this again just for quick reference


Weapons:
01,03,13,15- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
04,07,18,41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts
11,57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
05,09,12,28- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
20,50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
51,55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
19,58- MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies- attack 10 pnts, restore 10 pnts of own points
37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts
27- dale mabry's doodie launcher- attack 25 pnts
45- rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack- attack 22 pnts
31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
33- Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")
49- Titanya's Gaping Vortex- make any player so they can't attack that day
53- Goalgetter's Fatass Sexchange- swap any two player's points
56- Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts

Items
42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
16,32,48,57- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
02,24,36,44- Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post
00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you)
39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts
06,08,17,21,25,29,30,34,38,40- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

Supplements
47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
22- myCATpowerlift's raging hormones- use an attack twice

 

[maniclion]

I don't get it what clock at the bottom right? Just for that I'm whacking you with both of my sandals cause this is more annoying than that pink worm peeking in on me while I took a shit.

 

[Crono1000]

this game is not that hard! For God's sake chain link gets it!

any clock really. You see, initially when I had planned this out I had assumed that IronMag recorded the seconds of our posts and then we could simply post #1 and #2 and then start attacking, etc. However, IM doesn't log seconds so we have to improvise. It's actually a bit easier this way cuz we can post and see what we get all in the same step.

Anyway, the clock I'm talking about is the Windows clock or whatever clock you have on your computer screen. If you double click it a digital time comes up and when it first comes up it freezes for a couple seconds. You record the seconds in that digital time, or really any clock as long as you can look at it and record the seconds without any prior knowledge of what it is. The purpose of checking and then typing Post 1 and the seconds is that it allows some time to pass for your second logging of the time.

I didn't come up with this damn game don't blame me I've seen it run very smoothly and people have fun with it. The rules are a bit funky to begin with but it's real simple once you get the hang of it.

Check clock, record the seconds. Then check the chart with what those seconds give you. Do this twice every day. Then attack people with what you get, or heal yourself or whatever that particular thing does. A person loses when they lose all 125 points. Simple.

 

[maniclion]

Sorry you said bottom right, my toolbar is on the top.

First post 33 Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")

on Min0 Lee cause I know it's ass is wide enough to take the whole plug.

 

[maniclion]

14

10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts

 

[maniclion]

25 - Zilch

 

[Crono1000]

Bonecrusher:
Points: 131
Inventory: None

Min0 lee:
Points: 110
Inventory: IT's ring
Weapons: Premier's porno pistol

Chain Link:
Points: 125
Inventory: None
Weapons: MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies
min0 lee's dick pic
dale mabry's doodie launcher

Titanya
Points: 125
Inventory: IT's ring

Rockgazer:
Points: 135
Inventory: IT's ring

Crono:
Points: 75
Inventory: None
Status: Can only post once next day

Maniclion:
Points: 135
Inventory: None

 

[min0 lee]

Min0 lee:
Points: 110
Inventory: None
Weapons: Premier's porno pistol

29

Cool, I heard he carries a big pistol!

 

[min0 lee]

Sorry you said bottom right, my toolbar is on the top.

First post 33 Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")

on Min0 Lee cause I know it's ass is wide enough to take the whole plug.

 

[Crono1000]

min0, you get two posts a day, u only used one

 

[min0 lee]

OOPS, silly me ......16

 

[Little Wing]

okay I'm using both my weapons on chrono just to keep everyone neck in neck so far. so i think it's - 18 pts chrono plus add 10 to my 125 for pubic apology...sorry.


135 pts.
inventory IT's ring

 

[maniclion]

43 - 23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)


20 + 5 for the stored Creatine attack on Crono for making 25 secs worthless and wasting my free post. (I don't have faith in this attack because I think Crono gets a rise out of that pic )

 

[maniclion]

35 - 26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post

 

[maniclion]

42 - 42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts

 

[maniclion]

14 - 10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts

 

[maniclion]

52 - 42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts

 

[maniclion]

31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
30 + 5 for creatine = 35 on Crono again.

 

[maniclion]

15 - gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
On Crono again

 

[Crono1000]

I'm getting gangbanged

 

[Crono1000]

just wait till midnight

 

[Crono1000]

Bonecrusher:
Points: 131
Inventory: None

Min0 lee:
Points: 110
Inventory: IT's ring
Weapons: Premier's porno pistol

Chain Link:
Points: 125
Inventory: None
Weapons: MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies
min0 lee's dick pic
dale mabry's doodie launcher

Titanya
Points: 125
Inventory: IT's ring

Rockgazer:
Points: 135
Inventory: IT's ring

Crono:
Points: 75
Inventory: None
Status: Can only post once next day

Maniclion:
Points: 135
Inventory: None

 

[Crono1000]

(I don't have faith in this attack because I think Crono gets a rise out of that pic )

i see why you hadn't hit chain link with this attack. It would have had the opposite effect and given him points

 

[Vieope]

first post 56
edit : Nice Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts

 

[Vieope]

second post.. 56 again. Damn, talk about good luck. One more Crono´s Golden shower.

 

[Chain Link]

this game is not that hard! For God's sake chain link gets it!

Thats what you think
er.. wait a minute..

Ok, Wil use those weapons off now instead of stockpiling; And Im going to do it old school BBS Style!

 

[Vieope]

Attack on Crono = 75