Luke9583 said:I like the way you play this gameWill you play twister with me next?
Told ya!rockgazer69 said:
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Hey guys. I have to take a short break to see the family and won't be back 'till Thursday. For the meantime I put rockgazer in charge. I've given her full game creator privaleges so you better behave 
She's pm'ed me some of her ideas for modifying the game so all I can say is... be afraid, be very afraid
for today I got a 2:19:21, Shae's DVD
which I can only use by posting a boobie pic
and 2:20:12, premier's porno pistol, attack 8 points
I get to use this twice, one on rock4832 and one on luke
and don't forget the new rules:
Starting Tuesday 12 am and ending at Wendesday 11:59 pm (so during Tuesday and Wendesday):
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an attack will allow you to use that attack twice, either on the same person or multiple people (or in the case of a Luke's Donkeypunch, attack 4 times).
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an item or supplement will allow you to use that item or supplement twice.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an attack will inflict the damage on you rather than on another person.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an item or supplement will cause you to post a boobie picture, and you may use the item. Otherwise you can't use it.
She's pm'ed me some of her ideas for modifying the game so all I can say is... be afraid, be very afraid
for today I got a 2:19:21, Shae's DVD
which I can only use by posting a boobie pic
and 2:20:12, premier's porno pistol, attack 8 points
I get to use this twice, one on rock4832 and one on luke
and don't forget the new rules:
Starting Tuesday 12 am and ending at Wendesday 11:59 pm (so during Tuesday and Wendesday):
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an attack will allow you to use that attack twice, either on the same person or multiple people (or in the case of a Luke's Donkeypunch, attack 4 times).
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an item or supplement will allow you to use that item or supplement twice.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an attack will inflict the damage on you rather than on another person.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an item or supplement will cause you to post a boobie picture, and you may use the item. Otherwise you can't use it.
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I actually stole this game from another board. At first they had made a rule where every day that you didn't play you lost 2 points. Then halfway through it was removed because it got too hard to keep track. Therefore I just never even implimented this onerockgazer69 said:i propose a penalty for people who don't play every day sleepers oooh that sounds good. shoot the fuckerswhat it's late... okay lose 25 points for days you don't play?
So that puts me at 117 
Maybe we should start attacking the girl with over 200 points, LOL!!!
Maybe we should start attacking the girl with over 200 points, LOL!!!
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I use The Butt Plug Explosion (15pts) and the Creitine increase this attack (+5pts) and I will attack........Vieope. That is -20pts on his score. 
(sorry Vieope, you kinda have a low health store and I gotta make it quick and painless. )
(sorry Vieope, you kinda have a low health store and I gotta make it quick and painless. )
2nd post --> :59
Weapons: IT's ring (I'll use it as soon as I get clarification on how to use it.)
Iteam: 00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you) (can I sue this thing now? Or I can't since this is my 2nd post?
)
Weapons: IT's ring (I'll use it as soon as I get clarification on how to use it.
)Iteam: 00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you) (can I sue this thing now? Or I can't since this is my 2nd post?
)
The Kingpin left for a while? Well damn! Thought I scared him off.
shae it's ring is a protective charm it takes 10points off an attack on you so if someone used a 30 point attack and you use the ring the attack only does 20 points damage.
also if you have moderator powers no one can attack you for 24 hours. you need to say if you are saving it to use later or your immunity started when you collected the item.
also if you have moderator powers no one can attack you for 24 hours. you need to say if you are saving it to use later or your immunity started when you collected the item.
What!rockgazer69 said:
I used my 2 posts! You want me to just do a little thing on you and Luke screwing around or what?
i'm waiting for anyone to play... nobody loves me ... maybe i do need to fine people for not playing or invent...... ooooh i can build a dungeon.... get playing or else.
anything shae anything i'm falling asleep here.
... maybe i do need to fine people for not playing or invent...... ooooh i can build a dungeon.... get playing or else. anything shae anything i'm falling asleep here.
There are plenty of things I am looking foward to in this duel...
Kicking some ass.
Finding some romance...
And intake the debotchery.
I reccon I might need a loud sound system to drown out some noise.
Dirt Off Your Shoulder/ Lying my way by Jay-Z and Linkin Park
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I look exactly like what you had always wanted to see
When I pretend to forget about the criminal I am
Stealing second after second just 'cause I know I can
But I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay
I'm just trying to bend the truth
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be
So I'm lying my way from you
If you feelin like a pimp, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
This is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder
Kicking some ass.
Finding some romance...
And intake the debotchery.
I reccon I might need a loud sound system to drown out some noise.
Dirt Off Your Shoulder/ Lying my way by Jay-Z and Linkin Park
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be
I look exactly like what you had always wanted to see
When I pretend to forget about the criminal I am
Stealing second after second just 'cause I know I can
But I can't pretend this is the way it'll stay
I'm just trying to bend the truth
I can't pretend I'm who you want me to be
So I'm lying my way from you
If you feelin like a pimp, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
This is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder
so far shae is our winner..... next?
Bring me to Life by Evanescence
how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I???ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can???t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can???t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I???ve become
now that I know what I???m without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can???t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can???t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I???ve become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead
all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I???ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can???t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can???t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I???ve become
(Bring me to life)
I???ve been living a lie, there???s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)
58 and 20
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
Since they are even I can use them twice. Hmmmmm,,,, who should I attack?
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
Since they are even I can use them twice. Hmmmmm,,,, who should I attack?
In the words of The Rock....JUST BRING IT BITCH!
Besides, I have a surprise for anyone who does.
Weapons:
01,03,13,15- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
04,07,18,41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts
11,57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
05,09,12,28- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
20,50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
51,55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
19,58- MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies- attack 10 pnts, restore 10 pnts of own points
37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts
27- dale mabry's doodie launcher- attack 25 pnts
45- rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack- attack 22 pnts
31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
33- Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")
49- Titanya's Gaping Vortex- make any player so they can't attack that day
53- Goalgetter's Fatass Sexchange- swap any two player's points
56- Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts
Items
42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
16,32,48,57- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
02,24,36,44- Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post
00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you)
39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts
06,08,17,21,25,29,30,34,38,40- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing
Supplements
47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
22- myCATpowerlift's raging hormones- use an attack twice
Starting Tuesday 12 am and ending at Wendesday 11:59 pm (so during Tuesday and Wendesday):
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an attack will allow you to use that attack twice, either on the same person or multiple people (or in the case of a Luke's Donkeypunch, attack 4 times).
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an item or supplement will allow you to use that item or supplement twice.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an attack will inflict the damage on you rather than on another person.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an item or supplement will cause you to post a boobie picture, and you may use the item. Otherwise you can't use it.
during any one or all of your posts on tuesday and or wednesday you get a one time bonus of 20 points for writing a narrative complete with pics to illustrate your post. it can be dramatic, comedic or even vieopic just aim for entertaining. on thursday we will vote by pm to me no voting for yourself. the person who's narrative was found to be the most entertaining to us all will get another 20 points and be able to invent a weapon with an attack value of 20 points and be the 1st one to use it on friday before it is assigned a numerical code to be drawn as the rest are.
whoever does not play december 29th loses 25 points... except crono or anyone bleeding to death or assisting another person who is bleeding to death. 
01,03,13,15- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
04,07,18,41- Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts
11,57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
05,09,12,28- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
20,50- shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
23,43- min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
51,55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
19,58- MaxMirkin's Pubic Apologies- attack 10 pnts, restore 10 pnts of own points
37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts
27- dale mabry's doodie launcher- attack 25 pnts
45- rock4832's Super Cool Omega Anime Geek Energy attack- attack 22 pnts
31- Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
33- Chain Link's Butt Plug Explosion- attack 15 pnts, get additional post ("third post #seconds")
49- Titanya's Gaping Vortex- make any player so they can't attack that day
53- Goalgetter's Fatass Sexchange- swap any two player's points
56- Crono's Golden Shower (aka Piss Missiles)- attack 40 pnts
Items
42,52,54- Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
16,32,48,57- IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
02,24,36,44- Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
26,35- MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post
00,59- Robert DiMaggio's Moderator Privaleges- Invincible for 1 day (no one can attack you)
39,46- Jodi's Health Tips- restore 15 pnts
06,08,17,21,25,29,30,34,38,40- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing
Supplements
47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
10,14- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
22- myCATpowerlift's raging hormones- use an attack twice
Starting Tuesday 12 am and ending at Wendesday 11:59 pm (so during Tuesday and Wendesday):
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an attack will allow you to use that attack twice, either on the same person or multiple people (or in the case of a Luke's Donkeypunch, attack 4 times).
Landing on an EVEN NUMBER that is an item or supplement will allow you to use that item or supplement twice.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an attack will inflict the damage on you rather than on another person.
Landing on an ODD NUMBER that is an item or supplement will cause you to post a boobie picture, and you may use the item. Otherwise you can't use it.
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a 6 and an 11. shit i dropped my ax on my toe oh ow double ow, yawn, i lost two whole points...
originally posted by crono
)no one even dares to come out and play....
182 points double dose raging hormones...
originally posted by crono
crono you scared the crap out of these yellow bellies (She's pm'ed me some of her ideas for modifying the game so all I can say is... be afraid, be very afraid
182 points double dose raging hormones...
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11- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts
If you fall onto a weapon, item, etc. that includes your name, you are allowed one extra post. Otherwise, if your name is not included in the list, you get one extra post if you fall on Robert DiMaggio. Haha, sucks to be you.
34 shaes dvd double nothing...
If you fall onto a weapon, item, etc. that includes your name, you are allowed one extra post. Otherwise, if your name is not included in the list, you get one extra post if you fall on Robert DiMaggio. Haha, sucks to be you.
34 shaes dvd double nothing...
I'll get to everyone i promise but i need to die of a cold right now....
No one is doing shit to me so I can't use my IT's ring. 
But I know how I can fix it! I'm gonna use my moderatior privliges right now. 
No one can't touch me till 7:18am pacific tomorrow morning.
But I know how I can fix it! I'm gonna use my moderatior privliges right now. No one can't touch me till 7:18am pacific tomorrow morning.
2nd post--> :10
Items: ITS ring
Suppliments: Creitine (increase attack by 5 pts)
Items: ITS ring
Suppliments: Creitine (increase attack by 5 pts)
Big Pimpin/Papercut by Linkin Park & Jay-Z
It's like I'm paranoid, lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
Come on!
Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here is not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face that watches everytime they lie
A face that laughs everytime they fall
(And watches everything)
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That face inside is hearing me
Right underneath my skin
You know I - thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't fuckin' need em
Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em lookin' good
But I don't fuckin' feed 'em
First time they fuss I'm breezin'
Talkin 'bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe' em
In the cut where I keep 'em
'til I need a nut, 'til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin' 'em up
Let 'em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'm a break bread
So you can be livin' it up? Shit I..
Parts with nothin', y'all be frontin'
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin', never happen
I'll be forever mackin'
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin'...
Hoe get yo' ass in
And let's ri-i-i-i-i-ide... check 'em out now
ri-i-i-i-i-ide, yeah
And let's ri-i-i-i-i-ide... check 'em out now
ri-i-i-i-i-ide, yeah
It's like I'm paranoid, lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
Come on!
Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here is not right today
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face that watches everytime they lie
A face that laughs everytime they fall
(And watches everything)
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That face inside is hearing me
Right underneath my skin
You know I - thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't fuckin' need em
Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em lookin' good
But I don't fuckin' feed 'em
First time they fuss I'm breezin'
Talkin 'bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe' em
In the cut where I keep 'em
'til I need a nut, 'til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin' 'em up
Let 'em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'm a break bread
So you can be livin' it up? Shit I..
Parts with nothin', y'all be frontin'
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin', never happen
I'll be forever mackin'
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin'...
Hoe get yo' ass in
And let's ri-i-i-i-i-ide... check 'em out now
ri-i-i-i-i-ide, yeah
And let's ri-i-i-i-i-ide... check 'em out now
ri-i-i-i-i-ide, yeah
Well shit! I arive, Kingpin left, Laura Croft takes over, and no one is playing! What a fun game.
What a fun game.
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Tesla is helping me go over the points.... aye... crono actually had 42 points when he thought he was dead. i thought hmm i needed a conan pic to illustrate this.
she say's in a perfect beavis voice ... "yeah like when that dude gives the snake a stiffy and he shoots it at the chick with the big thingys "
then suddenly she is Butthead "haha she gave me a stiffy too.."
it's not part of an actual b n b routine it just springs spontaneously from her demented little brain...
god my kids are weird. i have no idea where they get it
she say's in a perfect beavis voice ... "yeah like when that dude gives the snake a stiffy and he shoots it at the chick with the big thingys "
then suddenly she is Butthead "haha she gave me a stiffy too.."
it's not part of an actual b n b routine it just springs spontaneously from her demented little brain...
god my kids are weird. i have no idea where they get it
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Luke 140 points and
3 extra posts coming for not taking the extra posts on Luke's donkey punches.
no inventory
no supps
Status Hot
RG69 182 points
double dose of raging hormones
Status Horny
Shae 145 points
it's ring x 2
creatine
moderator privs. active
Status Horny... why the hell aren't more guys in here?
Crono 87 points
2 shae's dvds w damage capacity of 1-20 pts.
it's ring
Status MIA
new rule no more song lyrics, at least not the whole song...please....
3 extra posts coming for not taking the extra posts on Luke's donkey punches.
no inventory
no supps
Status Hot
RG69 182 points
double dose of raging hormones
Status Horny
Shae 145 points
it's ring x 2
creatine
moderator privs. active
Status Horny... why the hell aren't more guys in here?
Crono 87 points
2 shae's dvds w damage capacity of 1-20 pts.
it's ring
Status MIA
new rule no more song lyrics, at least not the whole song...please....
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:2 Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts I snort that sucker up my nose, get brain freeze and stumble upon an odd object....
:25 it's Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing special but in my numbed mind state I watch with my mouth a gap like a slack jawed momo and slip into a retarded comatose episode of laughing at the guy from Clue running around in lingerie
:25 it's Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing special but in my numbed mind state I watch with my mouth a gap like a slack jawed momo and slip into a retarded comatose episode of laughing at the guy from Clue running around in lingerie
see manic gets 20 extra points for entertaining us.... not so hard step up.
rockgazer69 said:new rule no more song lyrics, at least not the whole song...please....
