Crono's Official Ironmag War

[maniclion]

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
new rule no more song lyrics, at least not the whole song...please....

The song you posted may have sounded really awesome musically, but the lyrics you posted which instead of hearing we had to read make me wonder, WTF. That is the oddest mix of songs to do a "DUET" with. I mean the first one is about a Paranoid Schizo with a whiny voice and the second is about a misogynistic rappers fairy tale since you know when he gets home Beyonce has his ass on all fours with a leash.

 

[Little Wing]

lol

 

[Little Wing]

oh you know i love you....

 

[Shae]

Stern: We are back on the phone with superhero hottie Electra.

Me: What did I tell you hon? Its Shae and I get so bored talking about me kicking guy's asses. Lets talk about somthing else.

Stern: Fine then sugar. What are you doing on your off time?

Me: Well, I am using my skills that I learned in communication arts back in highschool. I am actually filming a movie.

Robin: I think I know. Its that sex tape isn't it?

Shae: Gee, how did you guess?

Stern: Shut up! We have audio footage right now for you listeners. But I get the advantage of looking at the video footage.

RG: Are you finnished yet down there? There is a certain part of you that needs to be satasfied.

Luke: Oh realy? I have somthing else in mind.



Robin: Howard......Howard!

Shae: Hey, one grand says Stern is jackin off.

Srern: *groans* You win....oh damn she's so sexy!!!

Shae: Sick, fuck!

 

[Rocco32]

32 and 08

IT's engagement ring hidden in the beer can- next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

So that gives me-
Health- 117
IT's Engagement ring
IT's Engagement ring
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts

 

[Little Wing]

maniclion
138 points
it's ring
Status = silent, deadly and stalking your ass.

 

[Little Wing]

Bonecrusher 99 points
Status about to lose 25 points.

 

[Shae]

*Shae still on air on Howard Stern Show*

Robin: Are you gonna release that tape?

*You hear Howard's groans*

Me: Oh hell no! I got this grand idea of making sex tapes just for their own personal video library. Couples decide what to do and I do my best to make it happen. That video I sent you is just an example. My two comrades in there had the idea of water play and so I shall make it happen.

Robin: Ever thought of doing one yourself?

Me: I wish. Had a clean break with my last guy, Martin. Real sweet. But he had some problems to deal with in his family and I don't wanna be in his way. We are just good friends.

Robin: Well, if you had a dream guy to just screw, who would it be?

Me: Well, Luke is taken, The Rock is taken, and Shawn Michaels is taken. Which totaly blows. So, that leaves this one sexy beast by the name of Randy Orton.

Robin: I think I know who he is, let me pull up his pics on the net:

Robin: Oh yeahhhhh girl. He is tall, dark, and fuckin hot! He looks like he can fuck you into oblivion.

Me: Which brings me to my fantasy. I think he can just control girls sexualy and the girls just do it. I want him to do that to me. Just throw me down on the bed, put my legs on his shoulders and...uh, am I gonna have to pay a fine to the FCC for this?

Robin: Hell no! Howard can pay. He's rich enough.

Howard: Can I keep the video?

Robin and Me: HELL NO!

 

[Little Wing]

Things were moving too slow but it was becoming obvious that it was only the proverbial quiet before the storm. It was time to rattle some cages, shake some rats from the woodwork. Nothing like a shot to the head to make people decide in a hurry where they stood and how much heat they were willing to face to keep their feet firm.

I knew what needed to be done and was determined to see it through. tick tock tick tock.....

 

[Little Wing]

"I don't have time to decide right now, i have a lot of ground to cover. Into father's study. Now."

the study was comfortable but i could lock it from the outside and there was no escaping. Luke had some explaining to do.

Luke - 115 points
3 extra posts coming for not taking the extra posts on Luke's donkey punches.
no inventory
no supps
Status Hot but a Prisoner nonetheless

 

[Little Wing]

RG69 202 points
double dose of raging hormones
Status Horny

Luke - 115 points
3 extra posts coming for not taking the extra posts on Luke's donkey punches.
no inventory
no supps
Status Hot but a Prisoner nonetheless

maniclion
138 points
it's ring
Status = silent, deadly and stalking your ass.

Shae 145 points
it's ring x 2
creatine
moderator privs. active
Status Horny... why the hell aren't more guys in here?

Rock4832
117 points
IT's Engagement ring x 2
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts x 2
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts x 2
Status wants a beating

Bonecrusher 99 points
Status about to lose 25 points.
Done 74 points.

 

[Rocco32]

But I don't want a beating from just anyone!

 

[Chain Link]

/me takes a beating for 25 points.

 

[Little Wing]

Chain Link
Points 112
Jodi's Health tips
Raging hormones
1extra post (taken away when i shot you the mino pic)
Status a day late and a dollar short.

 

[Little Wing]

contemplating on the tree of woe​

Luke​

Vieope​

Min0 lee​

Chain Link​

Bonecrusher​

MyCATpowerlifts​

Camarosuper6​

Premier​

Flex​

Var​

 

[Shae]

1st post--> :36


I have Moderator Privliges no more.

 

[Shae]

2nd post--> :37

Invitory

Weapons: maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts

Items: IT's ring X2 - next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts

Suppliments: creatine- increase attack by 5pts

Health: 145pts

YOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! COME OUT AND PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

 

[Luke9583]

HEY! I saw that episode yesterday It's in season 3 I love alien ass.

 

[Shae]

HEY! I saw that episode yesterday It's in season 3 I love alien ass.

Arn't you talking about Alias?

And the show is not Alias. Its the movie, Daredevil. Know the hero? Know his super hot girl?

Electra. Nice to meet you. Hey Laura Croft? What shall we do with him?

 

[Luke9583]

:52 Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
:44 Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
:51 Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
:01 gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
and
:12 Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
Using albobs' wig.

:23 min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
and
:31 Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
:26 MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post

sex tips
:14 Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts



I'll hit Rock with the minoLee pic, Blue Bunny stampede, Sex porno pistol, Creatine and donkey punch ...

-30
-20
-8
-5
-10
--------
-73 and lose a post.

I'll use the protein shake. And sex tips (+20)

My remaining Donkey punch will go to... (-10points)

1. Crono (for not letting me punch Rock twice )

I sit there waiting, in the study, ontop of a stack of 1st edition Alice in Wonderlands. I wonder if RG's father even knew how much these were worth. That's about when I heard the footsteps down the hall.

I hid behind the doorway and waited. I saw her walk in right in front of me. I could easily break out right now. But instead, I took a step forward and wrapped my arms around her, gently kissing the back of her neck....

And then I Bit her (Gr81's Bite -2points )

That's for locking me up.

 

[Luke9583]

Arn't you talking about Alias?

And the show is not Alias. Its the movie, Daredevil. Know the hero? Know his super hot girl?

O! there's an episode where she's dressed just like that, even has Sai's too

 

[Little Wing]

I hid behind the doorway and waited. I saw her walk in right in front of me. I could easily break out right now. But instead, I took a step forward and wrapped my arms around her, gently kissing the back of her neck....

And then I Bit her (Gr81's Bite -2points )

That's for locking me up.

mmmm I'll have to lock you up more often.

 

[Shae]

mmmm I'll have to lock you up more often.

Shall I work him up a bit before you do your thing?

 

[Little Wing]

no i think i can handle it princess.

 

[Shae]

no i think i can handle it princess.

Shit! Leave me to kick ass and you to do the fun stuff.

 

[Shae]

I'm gonna have to get someone to hold these for me when I don't battle. I might get stab happy with them when I don't get somthing I want.

I will take oath right now: I will pull out these weapons only when someone attacks me taking my health. They may take my health, but they can't take my sexual appitite.

 

[Shae]

~bump~

 

[Little Wing]

I was surprised when i opened the study and didn't see Luke. He had a knack for escape but my father's study was.... i felt his presence a second before he touched me. His arms slipping so familiarly around me... he could kill me now and i would be his to kill. My heartbeat froze in my chest my body submitted to his before my mind even realized he was pulling me closer. I felt his breath against the nape of my neck and then his gentle reassuring kiss.

"You bit me! You actually bit me..." shock quickly turned to mock anger and before he knew it he was on his bottom atop a pile of my father's treasured Alice In Wonderland books. I had always hated those books and he looked so stunned and well inviting sitting there smiling up at me...

57- rockgazer's Ultimate Chaos Conan Axe of Infinite Portals of Destruction, Death, and Puppies +5- attack 1 pnts

05- Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts

37- maniclion's pink worm wacking- attack 14 pnts

 

[maniclion]

:31 Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts which I unleash on Shae for cursing me with her damned video, again.


:06 Oh, the horror not Shaes DVD again, I slip into another slobbering spaztic fit of mental stagnation while watching some blonde twink (as Johninny calls them) prancing around in golden underoos.

 

[Shae]

:06 Oh, the horror not Shaes DVD again, I slip into another slobbering spaztic fit of mental stagnation while watching some blonde twink (as Johninny calls them) prancing around in golden underoos.

It can't be that bad. Can it honey?