Crono's Official Ironmag War

[Luke9583]

Tim Curry, has he EVER played a role that didn't require 52 gallons of make up?

 

[Little Wing]

Tim Curry, has he EVER played a role that didn't require 52 gallons of make up?

my fav is him as the devil in Legend

 

[Rocco32]

:52 Albob's Wig- get 2 new posts
:44 Protein Shake- restore 10 pnts
:51 Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each
:01 gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
and
:12 Premier's animal sex porno pistol- attack 8 pnts
Using albobs' wig.

:23 min0 lee's "I see" dick pic- attack 20 pnts and make player lose 1 post (or can only post seconds once that day)
and
:31 Vieope's Italicized Blue Bunny stampede- attack 30 pnts
:26 MtnBikerChk's Sex Tip of the Day- restore 10 pnts, get 1 new post

sex tips
:14 Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
I'll hit Rock with the minoLee pic, Blue Bunny stampede, Sex porno pistol, Creatine and donkey punch ...

-30
-20
-8
-5
-10
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-73 and lose a post.

Where the hell did you get all that?!~?

 

[Rocco32]

13- gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts

Health- 64
IT's Engagement ring
IT's Engagement ring
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
gr81's bark and bite- attack 2 pnts
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts
shutupntra1n's bitchslap- attack 16 pnts

I use my IT Rings against Luke's attack so my health is 64. And I'm attacking Luke with all I have- 38 points against Luke.

 

[Crono1000]

first post 11:00:43
min0 lee's dick pic- I attack Luke for 20 points and he loses a post


second post 11:02:34
Shae's DVD



I throw away all my DVD's btw

 

[Little Wing]

RG 69 202 points
double shot raging hormones (so 4x an attack.)
conan axe -1
porno pistol -8
manics pink worm attack -14

manics pink worm x 4 at rock lose 56 points.

a conon axe bite for good measure - 1 all at rock4832. hey sorry but a woman has to do what a woman has to do....

and i don't know why but Luke seemed to want this guy dead but i trusted him, i delived the coup de grace w a porno pistol - 8
total damage 65 points. rest in pieces.

 

[Rocco32]

Whelp, goodbye guys.

 

[Luke9583]

My only post

:41 Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts



I feel bad So i'm giving Rock 4points to ressurect him

 

[Luke9583]

and then i'll hit him with my homing puke missle

 

[Little Wing]

RG 69 202 points

55- Luke9583's Donkeypunch- attack 2 people, 10 pnts each

47- Steroids- Increase an attack +10 pnts
giving my steroids to Luke

using donkey punch on crono and chain link


RG69 202 points
Status do not disturb

i propose we keep track of our own stats from this point and post them at the end of each of our posts(i will still catch up the other players to this point tomorrow, sorry bad cold...)

 

[Crono1000]

don't worry gazey, I'll take care of the scores from here

 

[Little Wing]

Luke 77 points
Steroid
Status do not disturb

 

[Crono1000]

16
IT's ring

41
Bonecrusher's homing puke missiles

I also give rock 4 points to resurrect him

and attack him with Bonecrush'ers puke missile for 4 as well



(this is fun Luke .)

 

[Little Wing]

hey he had 3 posts coming for lukes donkey punches got another 1 an albob's wig n a mnt biker chick extra post, read em and weep. welcome back

n btw he has 1 he didn't use he actually had 8 coming n used only 7

 

[maniclion]

my fav is him as the devil in Legend

Pennywise is the bestestest. Stephen King told me he'd always picture the trannie bitch from Rocky Horror as a clown and the role fell into place as easy as a hotdog tossed down John H.'s cornhole.

 

[Little Wing]

has somebody had tee many martoonies?

 

[maniclion]

has somebody had tee many martoonies?

One could never have enough martinis, and no I haven't had a drop to drink tonight I just feel like a goofaholic, I've even been adlibing doo-doo jingles to my dog's cause someone dropped a funk nugget that peeled the paint.

 

[Little Wing]

i feel kinda the same way. i have been awake so long i can't remember the hours (days) it's been and i am not tired and no no drugs.... unless music is one.

 

[Little Wing]

utterly exhausted and heading to bed now tho.

 

[Shae]

1st post--> I put together the pink worm and creitine (14+5=19) and use it on Bonecrusher since he also has a low health score. (Wanna know who it will be against me in the end? Well I won't tell you! )

 

[Shae]

2nd post--> :36

Invitory


Items: IT's ring X2 - next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
Protein Shake X2- restore 10 pnts


Health: 145pts

 

[Shae]

Gee, I may need these after all.

I'm so bored out of my mind. No one wants to play.

 

[Crono1000]

so it's new years. And for new years I get 17, a DVD which I hit Shae on the head with for 0 points

and a 49, Titanya's gaping vortex, which I use on Shae so that she cannot retaliate.

 

[Little Wing]

10- Creatine- Increase an attack +5 pnts
25- Shae's Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD- nothing

 

[Little Wing]

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turn your speakers up n play the game​

 

[Shae]

so it's new years. And for new years I get 17, a DVD which I hit Shae on the head with for 0 points

and a 49, Titanya's gaping vortex, which I use on Shae so that she cannot retaliate.

Don't worry Kingpin, I'm coming after you now.

1st post--> :18

 

[Little Wing]

fuck him up shae

 

[Shae]

2nd post--> :24

Invitory

Weapons: Bonecrusher's homing puke missile- attack 4 pnts

Items: IT's ring X2 - next attack at you takes 10 pnts less
Protein Shake X3- restore 10 pnts


Health: 145pts
Status: After the Kingpin

 

[Little Wing]

lol yay....

 

[Shae]

Finaly, time for me to give some people a serious ass-woopin.