Danny's Girlfriend

[Fetusaurus Rex]

I'd hit any of those teen bitches. My standards are pretty low. I bet the guys who are dissing them here would hit them too and not with a bag of doorknobs.

baaahahahah was totally not expecting that....you win this thread

 

[PreMier]

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oh damn!!!

 

[Rubes]

to what kiko said: no way in hell id sleep with any of them im pick as hell when it comes to girls and who i sleep with

 

[kiko]

to what kiko said: no way in hell id sleep with any of them im pick as hell when it comes to girls and who i sleep with

Oh please! You totally do them and then blame the alcohol in the wine cooler.

 

[Rubes]

i dont drink

 

[kiko]

That's my point. People who don't drink get drunk with a wine cooler.

 

[KelJu]

I'd hit any of those teen bitches. My standards are pretty low. I bet the guys who are dissing them here would hit them too and not with a bag of doorknobs.

If I didn't have to hear them, I would too.

 

[kiko]

If I didn't have to hear them, I would too.

Slap the bitch until she shut the fuck up. Problem solved.

 

[DOMS]

Slap the bitch until she shut the fuck up. Problem solved.

That reminds me of a joke.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that she hasn't heard twice before.

 

[kiko]

That reminds me of a joke.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that she hasn't heard twice before.

Domestic violence jokes are wrong.

 

[largepkg]

The jokes are wrong but the action is perfectly acceptable.

 

[KelJu]

Slap the bitch until she shut the fuck up. Problem solved.

So now I am starting to understand why some people beat women. I must be becoming enlightened.

Oh by the way, it is so nice that the little fucker left.

 

[kiko]

It's not an enjoyable task but sometimes it must be done.

 

[IRM]

probably lol, I think her mom is also Danny's mom, and her and Danny are expecting a child, and she is in 7th grade.

LIL JAYYYY!!!


I bet my story isnt far off either hahah

...I've never been more turned on...

 

[Rubes]

That's my point. People who don't drink get drunk with a wine cooler.

maybe you dont undterstand i dont drink and i mean i dont drink at all my moms an alcoholic and i refuse to drink because i dont want to be like her at all.

 

[DOMS]

Domestic violence jokes are wrong.

No. There are almost no areas of life that are free of humor.

 

[kiko]

No. There are almost no areas of life that are free of humor.

Even child molestation jokes?!?!?

 

[kiko]

maybe you dont undterstand i dont drink and i mean i dont drink at all my moms an alcoholic and i refuse to drink because i dont want to be like her at all.

So you bang nasty hoes stone cold sober. That's disgusting. At least I can blame alcohol.

 

[DOMS]

Even child molestation jokes?!?!?

How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

The big hand is on the little hand.

 

[DOMS]

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Target?

Because all boy's pants are half off.

 

[getlean09]

Wow!!!! Kiko is like the Forum fly that never goes away!!!!

 

[getlean09]

How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

The big hand is on the little hand.

 

[DOMS]

Wow!!!! Kiko is like the Forum fly that never goes away!!!!

Thank you for that insightful comment, Mr. 26 Posts.

 

[DOMS]

Like I said, pretty much everything is fair game.

 

[kiko]

Your jokes make baby Jesus cry.

 

[DOMS]

Your jokes make baby Jesus cry.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Elton John are making a song together?

It's called, Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.

 

[getlean09]

kiko is like watching Jerry Springer

 

[Rubes]

So you bang nasty hoes stone cold sober. That's disgusting. At least I can blame alcohol.

get it right asshole i dont drink and i dont just go out and fuck nasty hoes i dont even have sex its been over a year since ive been laid

 

[kiko]

get it right asshole i dont drink and i dont just go out and fuck nasty hoes i dont even have sex its been over a year since ive been laid

OK. I was kidding. I'm sorry for offending you.

 

[Rubes]

OK. I was kidding. I'm sorry for offending you.

dude im sorry for exploding on you tonight but ive had a bad week my ankles all fucked up ive been punched in the mouth twice playin basketball its just startin to get to me.