My ode to Fatburners and Gear...
I was sittin' in class, not payin attention b/c I'm too wired and I got this song in my head. I was thinkin' about the negative effects of the NYCA I'm on, the positive sides of gear and Tonic's "If You Could Only See", and my musical creativity went to new lows... (for those of you who doubt my sanity, here's even more evidence of my utter wierdness...)
The new and improved "If you could only see"...
If you could only see the way my wang shrinks
when I'm on a NYCA,
Then you'd see how depressing it can be,
and what I must do...
but If you could only see how big it gets when I shoot,
When I shoot some test...
Well you've got your norephedrine,
And you've got your Ice
and you've got your refrigeration,
They shrink down my size...
Yohimbine, you say you'll increase blood flow but you won't...
If you could only see the way my tool grows
when I'm on test,
Then you'd see that it beats lookin' like I'm a newborn.
and now I must shoot...
If you could only see how much happier I am,
When I'm on testosterone...
Well you've got your enanthanate,
And you've got your prop.
and you've got your test suspension,
They make it supersized...
It shrinks your nuts but who gives a flyin' fudge... when your shlong grows?
If you could only see how the slightest breeze can turn you on,
when you're on testosterone...
That's it. Whadda ya think? I figure W8 and Kuso are guaranteed to read it, so I hope you enjoyed my 'lil burst of creativity.
Peace