Dear Fartglitter, it is rather unfortunate that gay men have no choice other than to fuck each others butts. Personally, I think butt-sex is gross, but I have the option to put my penis in a pussy instead. Do you wish that you had another hole as an option (as us heteros do) as opposed to being forced to use a fudge-tunnel for your sexual needs? Or do you find all of the sexual fulfillment that you need in the fucking of buttholes?
Truth be told, I don't know why I find your dad attractive and your mom is seen as a sister instead of some hole to plant a seed in, then ignore, and ultimately complain when she asks for child support, even though she's the one that got treated like dirt because she trusted a straight man.
Btw, allow me to define some gay terms for you all:
Top: the pitcher...uses dick more than asshole almost exclusively. Usually dominant and more masculine, and often is indistinguishable from a straight man aside from his (generally) elevated sense of style. This is me.
Bottom: the catcher...what some of you breeders (heteros) generally think of when you get some preconceived notion of a gay guy. Usually somewhat submissive, but can be a "power bottom". Power bottoms are often the dick-crazed guys that are much like what a lot of guys remember their mom to be.
Versatile: slut.
Shit dick scares me, hence anal douching. A bottom should be "clean" and well in touch with his bowels. Vaginas don't scare me, but women are much more needy. We have gps apps if we want to find a quick bj or fuck and run, which makes it easier to get some sexual fulfillment without picking out baby clothes the next day. Yes, it's fantastic that straights kept us feeling shameful, because it's easier to have NSA quickies with total anonymity.
There...now you can insult me with some level of comprehension.