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Dear Little Wing

I think I made it 5 seconds into this video. Jesus bloody Christ. I was never into anal sex to begin with but now I'm even further from it


O C'mon Bro. Be brave (but I'm still not going to watch that video)! And I'm not giving up doing my girlfriend in the snuggie!!
 
No worries LW...I use that silicone astroglide to ease the anal burden.....your little starfish will be just A OK....

What shall we name the little turd??....Little H...s2wing....Little s2hing sounds better...kinda pimp sounding like its daddy.....


actually regular anal makes this less likely to happen. the extreme pushing to show an "anal rose" probably won't do those girls any favors in the long run though. little schwing kinda has a ring to it. :coffee:
 
actually regular anal makes this less likely to happen. the extreme pushing to show an "anal rose" probably won't do those girls any favors in the long run though. little schwing kinda has a ring to it. :coffee:


Can we assume, by your response, that you partake?
 
you can assume by my large collection of anal porn and fancy glass butt plugs that i can speak first hand to anal sex not at all being responsible for anyone's shitter falling out of their arse. maybe fisting could weaken that area but large italian penises have done no harm.
 
i was curious as to what did cause it and straining due to constipation seemed to be the major culprit.
 
10mg ambien is all you need. Any more than that is a total waste of perfectly good ambien. Trust me, I'm a former ambien junky. Although I still do partake of its wonderfulness from time to time when I can't sleep.


you guys ruined me on the ambien with mention of the house catching on fire whilst on it
 
you guys ruined me on the ambien with mention of the house catching on fire whilst on it
thats why i stay awake for a few hours on ambien and trip out
 
i was curious as to what did cause it and straining due to constipation seemed to be the major culprit.


I would assume then that this is a major junkie problem? Anybody that's ever been on opiates for pain or abuse knows what I'm saying.
 
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you guys ruined me on the ambien with mention of the house catching on fire whilst on it


LOL speaking of ambien and anal sex . I take ambien and often cant remember anything I did . One morning my wife wakes up and says "wow that was some serious sex last night " I had no idea what she was talking about. Apparently we did just about everything you could do, plus I fucked her in the ass, and yet I remembered none of it !! Some kind of foggy memories started coming back as she described it . Ambien is some crazy stuff .
 
LOL speaking of ambien and anal sex . I take ambien and often cant remember anything I did . One morning my wife wakes up and says "wow that was some serious sex last night " I had no idea what she was talking about. Apparently we did just about everything you could do, plus I fucked her in the ass, and yet I remembered none of it !! Some kind of foggy memories started coming back as she described it . Ambien is some crazy stuff .
so when I commit murder I will use the ambien defense
 
so when I commit murder I will use the ambien defense

Years ago I laughed histerically, I heard stories of people gambling their savings away on ambien. I heard one woman saying she couldnt figure out why she was getting fat and she woke up with snickers wrappers all over the bed. I dont know if Id want to rely on that for a murder rap but Im sure it wouldnt be the first time they heard that excuse.
 
LOL speaking of ambien and anal sex . I take ambien and often cant remember anything I did . One morning my wife wakes up and says "wow that was some serious sex last night " I had no idea what she was talking about. Apparently we did just about everything you could do, plus I fucked her in the ass, and yet I remembered none of it !! Some kind of foggy memories started coming back as she described it . Ambien is some crazy stuff .

Youre assuming it was with u?

Lolz jk....
 
you guys ruined me on the ambien with mention of the house catching on fire whilst on it

Long story short, my sister-in-law's ex-husband is an over the road trucker. He popped in one morning about 45 minutes after I took an ambien. At my insistence he let be drive his truck around the block. Only things I remember about the four mile drive are nearly running over my mailbox when backing out of the drive way, pulling out onto the main boulevard, and turning REALLY wide pulling back into the neighborhood. Wide enough the left front tire went onto someone's lawn. Had someone been there waiting to turn they'd have been flattened.
 
Never tried ambien but since I seem to handle peer pressure very badly I m going to have to try it.......If I die or have some weird pull out my colon sex shit I am blaming someone......
 
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