Did you guys ever notice....

[Trap-isaurus]

who tickled you the girl helping?? thats not to bad (only ten dresses that is) so you're pretty excited about the staff party?

 

[Erilaya]

yes I am .. I rather enjoy making all the woman there squirm .. They have a hard time dealing with me.. I am well... ME.. LOL and a wee bit flambouyant.. I think I intimidate them but I have to admit I love every moment! ha ha..

smiles

 

[lina]

good thread.... nice list Preacher!

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by Erilaya
see another blonde moment courtesy of ME! lol so now its 118! .. it actually only took trying on 10 dresses and I got it at a steal on sale for only 80 dollars! I was soo tickeled.

Sweetie, your contribution is made as soon as you grace a thread with your presence.

Oh and one more thing...next time you go dress(or lingerie)shopping, can I come with?

 

[gopro]

Oh and...

"Nobody rests in a "restroom."

 

[kuso]

gopro.....I`m guessing you don`t have children

 

[Dero]

Eri' KEEP ON POSTING!!!!!!
Got to crack that 1000 mark!!!!
Yummmm...A sparkly red dress

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by kuso
gopro.....I`m guessing you don`t have children

No I don't. I have enough trouble taking care of myself.

 

[kuso]

LOL....thats why you don`t rest in the restroom! It@s the only place I can get some peace

 

[Dero]

Is that where you have the puter???

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by kuso
LOL....thats why you don`t rest in the restroom! It@s the only place I can get some peace

Hehehehe...gotcha!

 

[Mudge]

Originally posted by gopro
"Do you need to be named Jack to use a "Jack" hammer?"

No, but surely you will end up "jacked"

 

[Mudge]

Originally posted by Preacher
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What good is a missle that fizzles out before it hits its target? While its semi-funny, it is totally sensible that they wore helmets.

 

[gopro]

"Why is there a "fan club" but not an airconditioner club?"
"Why does every dog get his day?"

 

[Robboe]

Why does a surgeon call his line of work "practise"?

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Why does a surgeon call his line of work "practise"?

True...scary!

"Is the opposite of PROgress CONgress?"
"Can a child act FRESH, but be SPOILED at the same time?"

 

[I Are Baboon]

Why do they call it "Ovaltine"? The cup is round. The container is round. It should be called "Roundtine."

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Why do they call it "Ovaltine"? The cup is round. The container is round. It should be called "Roundtine."

Quote by Banya from Seinfeld

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by gopro
Quote by Banya from Seinfeld

"This is gold, Jerry! GOLD!"

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon


"This is gold, Jerry! GOLD!"

I see I have another Seinfeld fanatic with me at IM !!

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by gopro
I see I have another Seinfeld fanatic with me at IM !!

You know it! I could watch Seinfeld all day. Kenny Banya and David Putty crack me up.

 

[gopro]

Not sure if you know, but I've been training Jerry's sister for years and ocassionally Jerry himself. I go to all of his standup shows and just went to the premiere of his new movie...COMEDIAN.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Get out of here!!! That's awesome. I did not know that.

 

[ALBOB]

Why do they call them buildings when they're already done building them? They ought to call them "builts".

Why do they call them apartments when they're all crammed so close together?

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Get out of here!!! That's awesome. I did not know that.

Yeah...he's a pretty cool guy once he gets to trust you...at first he is a little "standoffish." His sister is the nicest person though!

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Why do they call them buildings when they're already done building them? They ought to call them "builts".

Why do they call them apartments when they're all crammed so close together?

Excellent contribution! And in the spirit of your apartments comment..."Is there such thing as a SIMPLE apartment COMPLEX?"

 

[ALBOB]

How come the department in charge of everything OUTDOORS is called The Department of the INTERIOR?

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
How come the department in charge of everything OUTDOORS is called The Department of the INTERIOR?

NICE!! Why do people carry a "brief" case around ALL DAY!

 

[firestorm]

Yea and Highways are no higher then the ground around them.
Blacktop is really a charcoal color not really black in most cases.

Why are pants and shorts puralized when you only wear one. A female wears a skirt or dress and that is spelled correctly. WTF??

We get our hair cut but not our hairs

Originally posted by gopro
That we PARK on a DRIVEway and DRIVE on a PARKway...

or that

Men wear "briefs" ALL DAY long?

 

[Preacher]

however, I find it hard to believe that you made all of these up!

Seriously though, you guys crack me up ..

P.S. Got a few good one in dutch though ..