Did you guys ever notice....

[Rissole]

Why is it your arm 'pit' ?? It's up the wrong way ??
I know lame attempt

 

[firestorm]

yeaaa lame. Up or down it's still a pit ya goof. lmfao

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by Preacher


Seriously though, you guys crack me up ..

P.S. Got a few good one in dutch though ..

While dishing out pain I like to throw in an ocassional laugh!

And here is a pornal one..."Do you get really mad when your girl won't blow you, but will blow her hair?!"

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by peetrips
Why is it your arm 'pit' ?? It's up the wrong way ??
I know lame attempt

Ummmmm....hmmmm...try again please. LOL!

 

[gopro]

Someone told me that "I didn't have a leg to stand on!" Bullshit, I have 2!

 

[ALBOB]

Why did God put a wet drainy thing like your nose upside-down over your mouth?

 

[Dero]

To punish snotty old guys like YOU!!!!...
Hmmm,I like that answer!!!

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Why did God put a wet drainy thing like your nose upside-down over your mouth?

Ummm...ok, I'll take it. Do you have a problem with a runny nose ALBOB?

Anyway...why do WOMEN go through MENopause??

 

[firestorm]

I don't think there is a such thing as menopause. I think females lie about it to get attention. I also don't think menstrel cramps are more painful then Mucle pain we men go through all the time. I also don't think giving birth is all as bad as women make it seem. I think heavy squat days are much worse. Women make all these things up for attention and if ANYONE tells my wife I just said all this I'll kill ya!! hahahaha

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by firestorm I also don't think giving birth is all as bad as women make it seem. I think heavy squat days are much worse.

Just for the record I'd like to NEVER find out, I'll stick with squats. Taking size into consideration it would be roughly equivilent to passing a marble through your penis.....NO THANK YOU!!!

 

[Robboe]

Actually, Albob, it's a lemon.

Anyhoo, why is it that filling IN a form and filling OUT a form mean the same thing?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Actually, Albob, it's a lemon.

I think I'll just take your word for that one, no proof needed.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by The_Chicken_Daddy
Actually, Albob, it's a lemon.

Anyhoo, why is it that filling IN a form and filling OUT a form mean the same thing?

Yes, yes...why is that!

Why do women sometimes call a purse a POCKETBOOK? They don't carry it in their pocket, and they clearly are not books!

 

[ALBOB]

Why do women pluck their eyebrows and then turn around and paint them right back in?

(We could spend a month asking why women do ANYTHING. )

 

[firestorm]

hahaha good ones ALBOB and GP.

 

[firestorm]

Why do they call the excercise a "bench press" when your not pressing a bench. Should be called the: lying flat on bench and pressing barbell" excercise. or the sitting on Incline Bench and pressing barbell/dumbell" excercise.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by firestorm
Why do they call the excercise a "bench press" when your not pressing a bench. Should be called the: lying flat on bench and pressing barbell" excercise. or the sitting on Incline Bench and pressing barbell/dumbell" excercise.

Cool fire...a fitness related "did you ever notice!"

Some people say fight fire with fire, but won't this just cause a BIGGER fire?!

 

[firestorm]

No not neccessarily. When fighting forrest fires. It is common practice to start another fire to put a gap between the inferno and civilization. the Inferno will reach the burned out area and die there. Similar to burning to the edge of a river and leaving nothing else to burn.

 

[firestorm]

Why do they call them skull crushers when unless your a moron you don't crush your skull but control the weight usually to "behind" your forehead. They should be called: "Skull avoiders" or "lying weight extensions for triceps"

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by firestorm
No not neccessarily. When fighting forrest fires. It is common practice to start another fire to put a gap between the inferno and civilization. the Inferno will reach the burned out area and die there. Similar to burning to the edge of a river and leaving nothing else to burn.

Ok, don't get all literal on me! Crazy bastard!

 

[firestorm]

Ummm sorry. What can I say I'm an anal retentive. hehehe

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by firestorm What can I say I'm an anal retentive.

Perfect phrase for this thread. Why do they call that condition "anal retentive"? I thought anal retentiveness was constipation.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Perfect phrase for this thread. Why do they call that condition "anal retentive"? I thought anal retentiveness was constipation.

Hehehe...good call Albob!

"Can a pot really call a kettle black...?"

 

[ALBOB]

Why is the word "little" twice as big as the word "big"?

 

[Scotty the Body]

Whats wrong with living on the other side of the tracks?

 

[Robboe]

Why is Mother-in-law an anagram of 'Woman Hitler'?

Coincidence, no?

 

[lina]

Did it ever occur to you that you were actually eating "eyes" when you are eating "Ribeye" steak ? Yup, they squash them together at the bucher shop to make it look like steak...

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by lina
Did it ever occur to you that you were actually eating "eyes" when you are eating "Ribeye" steak ? Yup, they squash them together at the bucher shop to make it look like steak...

You crazy girl!

Thanks everyone for the above contributions...except for TCD, who's last one is far too esoteric for this childish thread

And one more thing..."have you ever really seen a salad dressing?"

 

[ALBOB]

What do they grow on an ant farm?

 

[gopro]

Can someone named Bob, be "frank" with you??