Did you guys ever notice....

[irontime]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Yeah but I have to pull out a little self-depreciating humor occasionally or I tend to get a bit too full of myself.

Wha??? You mean we don't slam you enough around here? Well okay, if that's what you really want I guess.

 

[gopro]

Can a pot REALLY call a kettle black?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime
Wha??? You mean we don't slam you enough around here? Well okay, if that's what you really want I guess.

You should have said "We TRY to slam you enough............" It's not like I get any QUALITY out of you slugs.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro
Can a pot REALLY call a kettle black?

Hey bud, your Alzeheimer's is showing, this is a repeat from about a week ago.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Hey bud, your Alzeheimer's is showing, this is a repeat from about a week ago.

Really...man I gotta take a vacation!

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by ALBOB
You should have said "We TRY to slam you enough............" It's not like I get any QUALITY out of you slugs.

Really?? I still don't see any retort from you on my comments on the last page.

 

[firestorm]

Is it possible to be a dickhead and an asshole at the same time

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by firestorm
Is it possible to be a dickhead and an asshole at the same time

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by firestorm
Is it possible to be a dickhead and an asshole at the same time

Now THAT is thought provoking!

Does anyone ever actually PAY you the penny that they offer you for your thoughts?

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by gopro
Now THAT is thought provoking!

Does anyone ever actually PAY you the penny that they offer you for your thoughts?

Oh damn, good Point GP,, I think that Thursday I'm going around to all those people and collecting my just rewards owed to me over the years. I may actually then be able to afford a piece of 25 cent gum!!!!
hahahaha

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by firestorm
Oh damn, good Point GP,, I think that Thursday I'm going around to all those people and collecting my just rewards owed to me over the years. I may actually then be able to afford a piece of 25 cent gum!!!!
hahahaha

Nah, I'm sure you could buy a whole pack!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro Does anyone ever actually PAY you the penny that they offer you for your thoughts?

On that note: If someone offers you a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, where does the extra penny go?

 

[firestorm]

Well you put that penny in your other pocket and save it for when You offer a penny for someones thoughts. It's a buy and sell thing. same product but you just hope your product is better then everyone elses selling theirs for the same penny price.

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by gopro
Nah, I'm sure you could buy a whole pack!

On that note I collected 78 cents bro!!! It was enough to buy a whole pack of gum but after I paid out all I owed, I'm in the hole again $6,283.22. I say..... Screw them all I'm not paying them.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
On that note: If someone offers you a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, where does the extra penny go?

Excellent Albob!!!!

Fire...hilarious as usual.

 

[firestorm]

ya want to see hilarious GP? Hang on I'll post an naked pic of me. That'll make people laugh. My wife does!! J/K

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by firestorm
ya want to see hilarious GP? Hang on I'll post an naked pic of me. That'll make people laugh. My wife does!! J/K

I don't know Fire...you seem to have your fans around here!

Speaking of which, why do they call them fans? Do they cool you off? No. They just praise you.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro Speaking of which, why do they call them fans?

It's an abbreviation of the word "fanatic".

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
It's an abbreviation of the word "fanatic".

Way to ruin my post ALBOB...there you go getting all literal again...jeez! Ok fine...

"Is EVERY picture worth a thousand words?" I don't think so!

 

[Robboe]

Why are tennis rackets called rackets when they make almost no sound?

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by gopro
Way to ruin my post ALBOB...there you go getting all literal again...jeez! Ok fine...

"Is EVERY picture worth a thousand words?" I don't think so!

Hahahaha,,, Don't worry buddy,, I thought it was a good one. Hey Albob, go play with your pocket protector and leave GOPRO alone. hehehehehehe

 

[firestorm]

Why do they call a watch a watch when a watch doesn't watch anything. It just sits on your wrist while YOU watch the seconds go by like hours here at ironmanmag making things like this up.

 

[firestorm]

How can a watch tell you the time if it can't speak.

 

[firestorm]

If your suffering from heartburn is your heart really on fire or burnt?

 

[firestorm]

Can you suffer from tennis elbow if you've never played tennis?

 

[gopro]

ALRIGHT FIRE!!!!!!!!!! NICE CONTRIBUTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[firestorm]

Why thank you GP! (Bows graciously).

 

[gopro]

And by the way...can you...

-drive in at a drive through
-drive through at a drive in
-park in a park
-drive in at a park
-drive through at a park
-park in a drive in
-park in a drive through
-park on a parkway
-help me I'm losing it...

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro
-help me I'm losing it...

NOW you're speaking truth.

How come they call it a driving range when you're not allowed to take your cart out on it?

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by gopro
And by the way...can you...

-drive in at a drive through
-drive through at a drive in
-park in a park
-drive in at a park
-drive through at a park
-park in a drive in
-park in a drive through
-park on a parkway
-help me I'm losing it...


Ok I'll help you buddy cause I've already lost it!!

You can also:
walk in a park
run in a park
F#$K in a park

Walk in a Drive in
Stand in a Drive in
Drive out a Drive in
F#$K in a Drive in

Drive out a Drive through
Drive in a Drive through
Skip like a fag through a Drive through
F#@K in a Drive through

Drive on a parkway
Die on a Parkway
Speed on a parkway
F#$K on a parkway


YUP, that should prove I'm as gone as you GP hehehehe