Did you guys ever notice....

[Dero]

Posts: 6969...Double the couple,double the fun,double your pleasure...

 

[firestorm]

whoohooo

 

[gopro]

I am glad to see that you are as mentally wasted as me Fire!

"C'mon...there is no such thing as a SPELLING bee! I doubt they can even talk, let alone spell. Hell, most of the IM members can't even spell!"

 

[ALBOB]

Is a cottone gin made from cotton or gin, and how's it taste in a martini?

 

[gopro]

Ok, nice Albob! Keep your thinking hat on! Oops, is there really such think as a thinking hat?!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro is there really such think as a thinking hat?!

Yeah and I wish I could find mine.....................I left all my hair in it.

 

[irontime]

and apparently all of your brains with it.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime
and apparently all of your brains with it.

OK wise ass, care to try to make a legitimate contribution to this thread.

 

[irontime]

I thought I just did. I trashed you didn't I?

 

[ALBOB]

No and ummmmmmm................NO.

 

[irontime]

errr.......YES I always know when I trashed you, you never have a decent comeback.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime you never have a decent comeback.

Comeback from WHAT? You missed me by a mile.

 

[gopro]

Ok guys, lets not get too far off track here!!

Why is it that it is generally women that go for MANicures??

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by gopro
Ok guys, lets not get too far off track here!!

Why is it that it is generally women that go for MANicures??

Good one GP.
Man,Icuresnutten

 

[gopro]

Are there any women involved in HIStory?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro
Are there any women involved in HIStory?

Eve
The Virgin Mary
Joan of Arc



No, I guess not.

 

[firestorm]

I don't know about HIStory but women play a big part in MISery.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by firestorm
I don't know about HIStory but women play a big part in MISery.

Truer words have never been said as evidenced by my recent breakup with my fiancee!

Why do they call it a "pocketbook?" Its not a book...it doesn't go in your pocket!

 

[firestorm]

good one GP!!!! A+ for that one!!! double credit

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by gopro
Truer words have never been said as evidenced by my recent breakup with my fiancee!

This one sort of slipped by. Sorry dude.

 

[gopro]

Originally posted by ALBOB
This one sort of slipped by. Sorry dude.

Thanks man. I'm pretty upset about it! But, life's gotta go on.

 

[firestorm]

Yea really that one slipped by me also I didnt' see the word "recent". I'm sorry to hear GP but figure it this way. Better now then after the wedding then she would have walked away with 1/2 your business as well as 1/2 your bank account, 1/2 your current suppliments supply, 1/2 your training equipment(hard to do flat bench D/B bench with one 120.

 

[firestorm]

Why do they call "buildings" buildings when they are already built?? they should just be called "a built" or "builts".
ie: Oh look at that wonderful skyline and how all the builts lights light up the sky!!

 

[firestorm]

Why do they also call very tall builts, sky scrapers. If they really scrapped the sky, wouldn't their be "sky shavings" littering the ground below???

 

[firestorm]

Do you think there is any hidden message in the fact that they named a penis drug "viagra" very similar to the spelling of a womans "vagina"? In the 2 words every letter is used with the exception of the letter N. The 1st 2 letter word in the dictionary for the letter N is NO.
Put it all together I get,,,"may I put my Pecker on drugs in your vagina? response: NO!!!

 

[gopro]

Fire...you have truly gotten into the spirit of this thread, proving to me once again what a great guy you are!! However, don't insult me with that baby 120 lb dumbell bench press...I use the 120s for shoulder press...AND DON'T FORGET IT

Why do they call it a "bathingsuit?" We don't bath in a pool or the ocean...at least I hope not!

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by gopro
However, don't insult me with that baby 120 lb dumbell bench press...I use the 120s for shoulder press...AND DON'T FORGET IT

hahahahahahahahahaha ok I'm sorry brother I just assumed you did a warmup. hahaha (seriously laughed hard at this one GP)

Why do they call it a "bathingsuit?" We don't bath in a pool or the ocean...at least I hope not!

Really good one GP. I don't bathe wearing a suit either. It says "dry clean only"

 

[firestorm]

Why do they call it a diving board? I've never seen a board dive.

 

[firestorm]

Why do they call them Pant(s) when you only wear one at a time. (I put my dress pant on for the funeral)
You put on a shirt not a shirts. 2 feet you wear sock(s). A woman wears a dress not a dresses. One neck one tie. Even underwear is singular. but they really screwed up with Pants and shorts don't you thinks.

 

[gopro]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." This is bull, because there are millions of doctors, which means you will need to eat millions of apples to keep them away. Invariably this will make you quite ill and of course you will then need to see....a doctor!