Dirty office sayings

[ZECH]

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In The Office, But Aren???t!
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I???ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!!!
5. HMMMM, I think it???s out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It???s an entry level position.
2. When do you think you will be getting off today?
1. It???s not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!!

 

[EarWax]

LOL

How about:
Suzi used the stapler and it is stuck again.

 

[seyone]

Lmao those are funny