Do you have an enemy at the gym?

[BiggerNstronger]

i really don't care enough about other people in the gym to regard them as anything but obstacles in my way to the water fountain.

i'm sure lots of people dislike me cause i'm always bangin weights, doing singles, dropping barbells from the rack position, grunting, yelling and cursing myself and apparently you're not allowed to do that kind of stuff in a gym...

btw, no one in my gym ever tells me anything, but i'm sure people look at me and think that i'm some kind of showoff moron

HEY! I know YOU!

 

[BiggerNstronger]

How did you not notice either A. people putting plates on your bench or B. How did you not realize you were trying to unrack 315 pounds while warming up with 135? Were you wearing a blindfold? Sorry im just messin, but really though how did you let those pricks do that?

Im thinking the fact that he was benching "135" answers that question....?

 

[BiggerNstronger]

Enemies? Not really. Guys that annoy me? Plenty. Two in particular are YACK-O-MATICS!!! They never shut up, and not only do that not shut up they talk so the WHOLE gym can hear them! THEN, one guy pops his gum constantly WHILE yack-o-maticly yapping at a frantic pace! I tell you, it helps make my workouts more intense. Another guy yaps so much it probably takes him 90minutes to do a 25 minute workout...no joke. Go talk in the lounge and GET OUTTA MY WAY! But otherwise I hardly notice anyone.

 

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Yeah I think i'd have to hold a grudge and sort of have to ruin this persons life....


...to the batmobile!

Which member here resembles the Joker the most BigD

 

[joesmooth20]

Gay people fancy me. So you can see how that goes wrong.

some dude tried to beat off in front of me in the sauna once. I told him
that i don't hate gay dudes and shit but if he ever did some shit like that
again i would beat his ass till he had to eat through a tube for the rest of
his days. It was really sick and disturbing. He seemed like a cool dude at
first he was talking about bangin hoes and shit like. Then he started talkin
about how he wanted to bust a nut I was like yeah, dude i like to
bangout some hot chicks too, but i'm not gay. He was all "no no dude" neither
am I, I just get all super horny after my workouts. OK whatever
so I sit and not say anything. He goes, hey man your a pretty goodlookin
dude you should do some porn. I'm thinkin to myself well, he does
have a point there I'm like yeah, i thought about it but i really don't know
anyone who makes and shit like that. He goes how big are you? I'm like
DUDE i told you i'm not gay. ONce again he's all no no wtf. He goes I'm
like about 7in, I go I really don't care bro. So i get out take a shower and
go back in thinkin he's gone.

Nope, this facker comes right back in there so i'm just ignoring him
all the sudden he turns his back to me and start wackin off right there
I told him dude WTF are you doing his reply was just tryin to bust
a nut man. I go well i'm gonna be trying to bust your f#cking nose if you don't
get the hell away from me and never talk to me again or else i can go tell
the manager about this shit.

he never even looked at me again

 

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some dude tried to beat off in front of me in the sauna once. I told him
that i don't hate gay dudes and shit but if he ever did some shit like that
again i would beat his ass till he had to eat through a tube for the rest of
his days. It was really sick and disturbing. He seemed like a cool dude at
first he was talking about bangin hoes and shit like. Then he started talkin
about how he wanted to bust a nut I was like yeah, dude i like to
bangout some hot chicks too, but i'm not gay. He was all "no no dude" neither
am I, I just get all super horny after my workouts. OK whatever
so I sit and not say anything. He goes, hey man your a pretty goodlookin
dude you should do some porn. I'm thinkin to myself well, he does
have a point there I'm like yeah, i thought about it but i really don't know
anyone who makes and shit like that. He goes how big are you? I'm like
DUDE i told you i'm not gay. ONce again he's all no no wtf. He goes I'm
like about 7in, I go I really don't care bro. So i get out take a shower and
go back in thinkin he's gone.

Nope, this facker comes right back in there so i'm just ignoring him
all the sudden he turns his back to me and start wackin off right there
I told him dude WTF are you doing his reply was just tryin to bust
a nut man. I go well i'm gonna be trying to bust your f#cking nose if you don't
get the hell away from me and never talk to me again or else i can go tell
the manager about this shit.

he never even looked at me again

Hmmm....sounds like John H.

 

[SPIKE1257]

some dude tried to beat off in front of me in the sauna once. I told him
that i don't hate gay dudes and shit but if he ever did some shit like that
again i would beat his ass till he had to eat through a tube for the rest of
his days. It was really sick and disturbing. He seemed like a cool dude at
first he was talking about bangin hoes and shit like. Then he started talkin
about how he wanted to bust a nut I was like yeah, dude i like to
bangout some hot chicks too, but i'm not gay. He was all "no no dude" neither
am I, I just get all super horny after my workouts. OK whatever
so I sit and not say anything. He goes, hey man your a pretty goodlookin
dude you should do some porn. I'm thinkin to myself well, he does
have a point there I'm like yeah, i thought about it but i really don't know
anyone who makes and shit like that. He goes how big are you? I'm like
DUDE i told you i'm not gay. ONce again he's all no no wtf. He goes I'm
like about 7in, I go I really don't care bro. So i get out take a shower and
go back in thinkin he's gone.

Nope, this facker comes right back in there so i'm just ignoring him
all the sudden he turns his back to me and start wackin off right there
I told him dude WTF are you doing his reply was just tryin to bust
a nut man. I go well i'm gonna be trying to bust your f#cking nose if you don't
get the hell away from me and never talk to me again or else i can go tell
the manager about this shit.

he never even looked at me again

And you two lived happily ever after.

 

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He goes, hey man your a pretty goodlookin
dude you should do some porn with me. I'm thinkin to myself well, he does
have a point there

I think this was the moment that changed his world.

 

[Maynard Keenan]

I have no enemies

 

[Kracin]

i did kind of scorn this one guy who who was doing weighted situps one day with a 25 from that one situp thing that lets you bend backwards with them. well this guy moves from one exercise to another really fast, like on crack or something lol. and he just happened to toss the weight to the floor from standing position and move to another exercise... well i kind of thought it was a dumbass thing to do, like what if someone was standing there and he didnt look when he tossed it and crushed someones toes. anyway i was thinkin he was a dick until today when i ended up talkin to him cause he wanted to get in on some sets with a machine i was using. and found out hes in the army and helps kids with weight loss and stuff. and was actually a really nice guy, and just likes to move from exercise to exercise fast to get it done and keep it interesting..... so i guess no one anymore lol

 

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I have no enemies

Pssst...how about Boston fans.

 

[Maynard Keenan]

Pssst...how about Boston fans.

 

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[Maynard Keenan]

Hows a charming fella like myself become an "elite member"

 

[jphess2]

Pssst...how about Boston fans.

As long as he is not a Yankee fan? Otherwise Boston Fans wouldn't mind...

 

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As long as he is not a Yankee fan? Otherwise Boston Fans wouldn't mind...

He is.

 

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Hows a charming fella like myself become an "elite member"

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/elite_member.php

 

[nectron101]

Well, yeah I've got enemies..

This one guy who's a friend of a friend aaaaaaaalways throws "advices" at me for no reason at all, always looking at me working out...

Yes, I am fat.. that's why I go to a GYM.. being fat doesn't mean I don't know shit about BB or fat loss.. I read about BB in magazines and online all the time and I ask and ask..
And ya know dick head, there's a coach "6 times in a row, first place in Asia", and there are many people who are better than you and more experienced than you are whom I can ask and get advice from.

His "advices" are always stupid..
- Raise the seat.. "it's comfortable for me, I'm working out not you".
- Add weight.. "It's challenging for me, you just want to make me exhausted and loose motivation".
- This is how you do it.. "No baby, I know the proper form"

Just shut the fuck up and do some workout..

I really hate this person!!!!!

 

[drew.haynes]

You are mixing up The Joker and Two Face. Joker doesn't use a coin....

Lol, thought that too... right when I read it.

 

[Alaric]

How did you not notice either A. people putting plates on your bench or B. How did you not realize you were trying to unrack 315 pounds while warming up with 135? Were you wearing a blindfold? Sorry im just messin, but really though how did you let those pricks do that?

I already had the weight unrack, and I was repping it for a bit. They were standing on each ends of the bar, but they had their backs turned to me (facing different machines), so I thought nothing of it. I was still repping the weight when they put on the plates, that's what cuaght me off guard. They clearly had it planned for me.

 

[uncc's#1BEAST]

I dont have any personal enemys..............just those assholes that bring their cellphones with them............this one guy had a bench in between a cable row machine and was chatting on the phone( as if the gym wasnt packed anyways) I hate it when that shit happens.........

 

[maniclion]

My only enemy at the gym is Gravity. Kicks my ass every time!

I was going to say that, I am the Anti-Gravity Warrior

 

[BigDyl]

Which member here resembles the Joker the most BigD

Theres a picture of me interogating Vieope (Joker). I use that as my desktop backround also.

 

[clemson357]

i really don't care enough about other people in the gym to regard them as anything but obstacles in my way to the water fountain.

i'm sure lots of people dislike me cause i'm always bangin weights, doing singles, dropping barbells from the rack position, grunting, yelling and cursing myself and apparently you're not allowed to do that kind of stuff in a gym...

btw, no one in my gym ever tells me anything, but i'm sure people look at me and think that i'm some kind of showoff moron

inconsiderate people annoy me. yelling and cursing yourself? what the fuck dude. as if slamming weights wasn't annoying enough, this guy talks to himself.

 

[perfecto]

sometimes you cant help slamming the weights on the floor, especially if you work till failure, your muscles just collapse. sometimes my weights slam on the ground, that doesnt mean im being a mad prick and want everyone to look at me, it just means ive worked till failure..?

 

[Yanick]

HEY! I know YOU!

????

sometimes you cant help slamming the weights on the floor, especially if you work till failure, your muscles just collapse. sometimes my weights slam on the ground, that doesnt mean im being a mad prick and want everyone to look at me, it just means ive worked till failure..?

whats up bro, haven't seen you around for a while...what you been up to?

not that i feel the need to justify myself to any of you people talking shit, but perfecto's post pretty much summed up what i was thinking. if your busting your ass in the gym you don't really think of slowly putting down the weights, you just want that bar off your back before your ass hits the floor.