Don't bean Jose Offerman

[I Are Baboon]

or he'll beat the shit out of you.

ESPN - Offerman charged with assault for bat attack - MLB

 

[soxmuscle]

I love it.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I'm amazed that when he swung the bat at the pitcher he didn't hit into a double play.

 

[tucker01]

Pitcher broke a finger and the catcher had a concussion.

 

[min0 lee]

I'm amazed that when he swung the bat at the pitcher he didn't hit into a double play.

Pitcher broke a finger and the catcher had a concussion.

To him it was a double play.

 

[min0 lee]

This guy is an asshole, reminds me of the Juan Marichial incident.

 

[soxmuscle]

I'll always remember the first time I waited after a game near the parking lot at Fenway. That day we had:

- Bryce Florie walk out with his jerseys and button down shirts a few blocks down until he got picked up by a cab.
- Quilvio Veras hanging around the park for no apparent reason.
- Jose Offerman driving out in his pimped out Benz.

And....

Dante Bichette, earning an estimated $43 million dollars over his career, drove out in a piece of shit red Toyota Echo.

I don't know why that's etched in my brain, but I find it hilarious.

 

[min0 lee]

I'll always remember the first time I waited after a game near the parking lot at Fenway. That day we had:

- Bryce Florie walk out with his jerseys and button down shirts a few blocks down until he got picked up by a cab.
- Quilvio Veras hanging around the park for no apparent reason.
- Jose Offerman driving out in his pimped out Benz.

And....

Dante Bichette, earning an estimated $43 million dollars over his career, drove out in a piece of shit red Toyota Echo.

I don't know why that's etched in my brain, but I find it hilarious.

Down to earth kind of guy who values money, not throw it away and go broke while leaving his kids broke.

 

[soxmuscle]

Down to earth kind of guy who values money, not throw it away and go broke while leaving his kids broke.

He's a great guy. I loved him when his kids team was playing in the College World Series a few years back, it's just strange to me that he wouldn't spend more than 10-15 grand on a Toyota Echo when he's accumulated over $42 million dollars in his career.

 

[min0 lee]

You never know, I know a few firefighters who live in Long Island and they drive jalopy's to the city but at home they have the nice late model cars.

 

[soxmuscle]

Good point.

Now that I think about it, it might have just been a rental anyways. He had only been with the Sox for so long.

 

[Triple Threat]

So when do the pitcher and catcher get a chance to take a swing a Offerman?

 

[min0 lee]

 

[min0 lee]

"Jose Offerman was so depressed about making so many errors, he tried commit suicide by throwing himself in front of a bus, and it went right through his legs."

Q: How do you spell Offerman?
A: Two F's and a whole lot of E's.

ha!

 

[soxmuscle]

Remember when he had Chuck "Slob On My" Knoblauch disease and couldn't throw the ball to first. funny joke.

 

[min0 lee]

Steve Sax had the same problem.

 

[P-funk]

This is the type of personality that will restore the MLB to its "america's past-time" status.