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I thought I'd share something that really irritated me this weekend. I have a "friend", well, more of an aquaintence who in my opinion shows disrespect in regards to the Canadian forces, or any kind of force for that matter
My Reasoning(s):
- He always brags about how he is "trained to kill". He said that if he wnated to, he could kill somebody and the military would dismiss it because, he is, and i quote, not a "civilian"
- When he is back on weekends, he introduces himself as "Private Carlson"
- He tells me how he's wrote a book about his learnings in the military (he's been there less then a year) and how if he gave it to me I'd have illegal knowledge, and it's a privellege that he'd consider giving his "book" to me.
- This weekend he got loaded, and said that if he got charged with a DUI, the cops couldn;'t do anything because he has higher jurisdiction. The military would put him in 2 weeks of rehab and it'd be a clean slate.
- He always talks about taking people out, but for some reason, has never done it...?

Kevin is a good guy. But this weekend his compulsive lying and complete lack of respect for not only his friends, but the military drove one of our friends to the edge. He took Kevin aside and literally screamed at him that just because Kevin is in the military it doesn't make him better then anyone else. He is not better then any civillian. He also said that Kevin may be "trained to kill", but Kyle could throw a gernade at him, and even though he has no training as far as killing goes, Kevin would be dead and none of it would matter. All hypothetical ofcourse.

Anyways, this thread has no point except for my observation of that douche bag.
 
Quiet Neil.
 
It sounds like your friend is way too impressed with himself and his occupation. When he is sober tell him bluntly that his exaggerating n out and out lying are making them both look like a disgrace.
 
DontStop said:
Quiet Neil.
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Sorry... I grew up in Leduc and I know the type of people these small Edmonton cities produce. Your stories are all too familiar when I think back to the douches I used to know in high school. Hopefully you can rise above the crappy environment you seem to be exposed to.
 
All I know is if I were in the military, I'd keep tight lipped about it. It's no ones business but my own.

And yes! I'll be leaving this wretched city and going backdown to Lethbridge to see my other douche bag friends. Seems there is no rising above these days. Everyones either dumb as fuck or bi.
 
Witchblade said:
I was actually thinking the same thing... why the hell would you hang out with these people if they annoy you so much? :spaz:
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It wasn't really a choice. My friend bought a new house and I went to see it and Kevin happened to be there. The rest of the group was notebly annoyed by his doucheness as well. Eventually Kevin left after a night of drinking water (and no sleep, to make a point) and played golf with his step dad. All was well.
 
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I have a cousin in the secret service n even his family only has a vague idea what he actually does.
 
*recalls movie "running scared"*
 
DOMS said:
Old, but funny and on topic.
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That's fucking funny...when I was in the Navy I went aboard a Canadian ship and it was such a piece of shit, and dirty as hell...they even had a beer machine in their mess hall. To top it off during a RimPac exercise they almost rammed one of our tankers...and another ship broke down in the middle of the harbor...hel the Japanese Navy did a better job during that years exercises...:mooh:


Don't Stop as far as your friend goes he sounds like he is full of shit...one year and as a private he wouldn't know shit because all he would be doing is cleaning shit and doing slave work with his unit. As far as killing he wouldn't know any better how to kill someone than a trained martial artist, and is probably so out of practice that he'd be lost without his gun....and being in the military doesn't make you above the law, in fact the military will punish you for smaller shit that you might just get a ticket for in the civilian world. I had a friend who received a reduction in rank and 45 days of restriction for having a beer in his fridge and being under age. Another friend got restriction and pay withheld for saying "What's up Nigga!" to another friend in Thailand....
 
maniclion said:
That's fucking funny...when I was in the Navy I went aboard a Canadian ship and it was such a piece of shit, and dirty as hell...they even had a beer machine in their mess hall. To top it off during a RimPac exercise they almost rammed one of our tankers...and another ship broke down in the middle of the harbor...hel the Japanese Navy did a better job during that years exercises...:mooh:
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A beer machine on a naval ship? Of course, that explains why that ship almost rammed your tanker.

If you liked that article, you'll dig the "Axis of Just As Evil".
 
I have a friend who went into the military to become a marine. The first thing that they taught them was that civilians werent shit and they were the best there is in the world. Civilians wouldnt be living if it wasnt for marines.

So as you can see alot of military men get it honest. :shrug:
 
Nah.

I'm ashamed my dads from the states... I have American running through my veins.
 
I'm adding this to my douche list:


Minister mulls raising drinking age

Citing alcohol's escalating record of social harm, a provincial cabinet minister wants Alberta's drinking age raised to 19.

But Alberta's hotel and bar industry says it would be hard hit by such a move.

Sustainable Resources Minister Ted Morton said he wants to see a bill on the issue during the fall legislature session.

As it's outside his portfolio, he would have to either get the government to introduce it or have a private member introduce it.

Morton said he has already successfully put the question to more than a dozen Tory caucus colleagues. A similar move by the Tories died on second reading in 1999.



"As long as we are talking about public health and costs to the system, this seems worth talking about," said Morton.

"And as it turns out there's a fair bit of support for the idea out there. I don't think it's by accident that both B.C. and Saskatchewan have raised theirs to 19 and it's either 19 or 21 all over the States."

Police continually indicate that crime and violence is linked to alcohol the majority of the time, said Morton. "So it's an expense issue, it's a public safety issue, but it's also a public health issue."

Morton's suggestion came as the province unveiled its "Cage the Rage" advertising program to try to reduce youth bar violence.

"There are broader implications as well," said Morton. "Talk to anyone in the justice system or at Children's Services about the impact that fetal alcohol syndrome has and it's costing us tens of millions of dollars.

"The very day that we voted on the public smoking ban, we awarded $15 million to fetal alcohol syndrome issues. I'm not a big fan of government intervention but even using the libertarian standard of 'harm to others,' well, in this day and age it's impossible to argue that alcohol doesn't cause harm."

The suggestion does not sit well, however, with the hotel and bar industry. Raising the age may seem an easy answer but there's no evidence on the table yet to suggest it would curb violence or other social problems, said Dave Kaiser, with the Alberta Hotel and Lodging Association.

"Our members would not be in support of it and first off would want an answer to the question: what is the problem we're trying to solve?

"If it's violence, then from what I know from some of the work being done on this issue, there needs to be a lot more research into the causes (and) there needs to be some evidence beyond the mere suggestion that raising the drinking age would help," he said.

Kaiser suggested there are already so many kids younger than 18 drinking that raising the limit would have no effect.

And, he added, "The related impact for our industry would be on the labour shortage side, because you obviously can't have people under age 19 in that situation serving in a licensed establishment."

And that's not only in bars, but also restaurants, he said. "That's pretty significant."

The Liberals and the New Democrats are against the idea, unless the government can provide hard evidence that it will conclusively work. Even then, said the New Democrats' Ray Martin, there's the issue of youth rights.

"We've decided that 18 is the age of majority for everything else, so we can't say 'except for when you want a drink', " he said.

Echoed Liberal Mo Elsalhy: "I simply don't think it's fair that 18-year-olds are allowed to work, to vote, to run for office and to fight in wars to defend us, but when it comes to drinking, we single them out as the troublemakers. There are plenty of 50-year-old drinkers out there goofing around and making trouble."
 
Ontario legal drinking age is 19. I don't see the big deal. However if you are of the age to vote, and to fight for your country and be considered an adult, you should be able to drink.
 
Yah that's what mo said. I don't see how changing it by one year is going to help. I can see maybe if he raised it to 20 or 21...
 
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