Medieval Manor
a bunch of friends brought me here for my birthday when i turned 19. it's really cool you eat with your hands, drink pitchers of this dark beer....
[size=+2]The Fun[/size]
[size=+1]For the time of your life, step back hundreds of years into an evening at the Medieval Manor. Awaiting you and your party is a comedic experience often imitated but never equaled. In this bawdy rollicking romp through the Middle Ages, the minstrel, jester, oaf and wenches respond to the Lord of the Manor's every whim with song, story and slapstick, sweeping you up in the fun. As the spirits flow and Canterbury beckons, the laughter and camaraderie will soon reveal why so many return so often for such foolishness.[/size]
[size=+2]The Feast[/size] [size=+1]As guests of the king, you are also offered a sumptuous, six course banquet, eaten without fork, knife or spoon. Your meal begins with loaves of bread, pepper cheese trenchers and bowls of dragon soup. Steamed shellfish, salad and ribs precede the final course, roasted herbed chicken with vegetables. Complimentary flagons of dark beer, white wine or sweet lemonade quench your thirst, and there are plenty of napkins to keep your fingers clean. Cakes and vegetarian substitutes are always available with 24 hour notice.[/size]
[size=+2]Medieval Manners[/size] [size=+1]The Laws of Chivalry must prevail at all time.[/size]
- [size=+1]Management notes its obligation to limit or withhold the service of alcoholic beverages as is necessary, as well as to deny admittance (without refund) to anyone failing or refusing a breath test to determine blood alcohol level.[/size]
- [size=+1]The continued availability of drinks from the cash bar during intermissions is at the manager's discretion.[/size]
- [size=+1]All guests must be 21 years of age, or be accompanied by a parent, or have prior managerial approval.[/size]
- [size=+1]Sorry, no video cameras are allowed.[/size]
- [size=+1]Sports clothes and other casual wear are appropriate attire. Jackets are not required, but no ripped jeans. Shorts are allowed in August, but not in January.[/size]
- [size=+1]As at any theatrical event, leaving your seat during the performance is unfair to others. Don't annoy the king![/size]
the last part means you have to ask permission to go to the bathroom and the jester makes good sport of those who ask to.