Famous quotes about women and marriage

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   [*] "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
   Friedrich Nietzsche
   [*] "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
   Oscar Wilde
   [*] "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
   Thomas Edison
   [*] "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
   Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
   [*] "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
   Erica Jong
   [*] "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
   Napolean Bonaparte
   [*] "Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
   Napolean Bonaparte
   [*] "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
   Agatha Christie
   [*] "Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one."
   WC Fields
   [*] "My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name."
   Patrick Murray
   [*] "Women should be obscene and not heard."
   Groucho Marx
   [*] "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
   Rupert Hughes
   [*] "Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
   Sean Williamson
   [*] "Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
   Jeffrey Bernard
   [*] "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
   Groucho Marx
   [*] "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
   HL Mencken
   [*] "When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
   Leo Tolstoy
   [*] "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
   Leonardo Di Vinci
   [*] "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
   Lewis Grizzard
   [*] "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
   Patrick Murray
   [*] "The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."
   Aristotle
   [*] "I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
   Tony Curtis
   [*] "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
   Henry Youngman
   [*] "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late."
   Max Kaufman
   [*] "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
   Oscar Wilde
   [*] "Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
   Oscar Wilde
   [*]"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
   George Burns
   [*] "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
   Groucho Marx
   [*] "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
   Sacha Guitry
   [*] "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
   Ann Landers
   [*] "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
   Socrates
   [*] "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
   Jimmy Durante
   [*] "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
   Mae West
   [*] "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
   Spike Milligan
   [*] "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
   Ambrose Bierce[/SIZE]

 

[Little Wing]

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx

i like this one

foreman, you said you were working on a couple of girls???? i take it it went badly?

 

[maniclion]

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West

 

[GFR]

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx

i like this one

foreman, you said you were working on a couple of girls???? i take it it went badly?

No, the one is working out fine the other I have put on hold till class is over....ie. I don't want to close the deal till we do not have class together anymore.

 

[Little Wing]

good thinking.

 

[GFR]

good thinking.

Well my class is 30 women and me so If I f-up with this girl I am dead.......I do have some common sence.

 

[topolo]

I do have some common sence.

not really.

 

[GFR]

not really.

Hater

 

[MyK]