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Famous quotes about women and marriage

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    [*] "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    [*] "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
    Oscar Wilde
    [*] "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
    Thomas Edison
    [*] "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
    Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
    [*] "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
    Erica Jong
    [*] "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
    Napolean Bonaparte
    [*] "Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
    Napolean Bonaparte
    [*] "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
    Agatha Christie
    [*] "Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one."
    WC Fields
    [*] "My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name."
    Patrick Murray
    [*] "Women should be obscene and not heard."
    Groucho Marx
    [*] "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
    Rupert Hughes
    [*] "Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
    Sean Williamson
    [*] "Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
    Jeffrey Bernard
    [*] "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
    Groucho Marx
    [*] "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
    HL Mencken
    [*] "When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
    Leo Tolstoy
    [*] "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
    Leonardo Di Vinci
    [*] "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
    Lewis Grizzard
    [*] "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
    Patrick Murray
    [*] "The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."
    Aristotle
    [*] "I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
    Tony Curtis
    [*] "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
    Henry Youngman
    [*] "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late."
    Max Kaufman
    [*] "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
    Oscar Wilde
    [*] "Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
    Oscar Wilde
    [*]"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
    George Burns
    [*] "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
    Groucho Marx
    [*] "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
    Sacha Guitry
    [*] "The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
    Ann Landers
    [*] "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
    Socrates
    [*] "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
    Jimmy Durante
    [*] "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
    Mae West
    [*] "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
    Spike Milligan
    [*] "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
    Ambrose Bierce[/SIZE]
 
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx

i like this one :shrug:

foreman, you said you were working on a couple of girls???? i take it it went badly? :(
 
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West :thumb:
 
Little Wing said:
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx

i like this one :shrug:

foreman, you said you were working on a couple of girls???? i take it it went badly? :(
No, the one is working out fine the other I have put on hold till class is over....ie. I don't want to close the deal till we do not have class together anymore. ;)
 
good thinking.
 
Little Wing said:
good thinking.
Well my class is 30 women and me so If I f-up with this girl I am dead.......I do have some common sence. ;)
 
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