Farmer suffers total lack of good judgment

[Curt James]

Sep 27, 2011
Farmer tells Rihanna undressing is 'inappropriate'

By Ann Oldenburg, USA TODAY
Updated 3h 9m ago

How would you feel about Rihanna taking off her top on your land?

Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham had some problems with it, according to AP. But first he had to figure out who exactly Rihanna was.

When he got the call to shoot on his farm, he says, "I didn't know who was coming. If the name 'Rihanna' had been mentioned, well, no disrespect but it wouldn't have meant anything."

As he watched Rihanna shoot a video Monday in his wheat field in Bangor, east of Belfast, for her new single, We Found Love, he became increasingly concerned.

At first, the pop star was wearing a flannel checked shirt and jeans, then a stars-and-stripes bikini and a red bra. That was fine. It was when she went topless that Graham climbed off his tractor to protest.

"The state of undress was becoming inappropriate," Graham tells the BBC. "I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I'm coming from. We shook hands."

 

[LAM]

sounds like he moved in for a closer look. at best she's a B cupper anyway

 

[bigdtrain]

what a fucking idot, see's a girl naked and gets offended

i would run out there, bend her over and doggie her in the fields

 

[maniclion]

Total fag!!!

 

[Gissurjon]

what a fucking idot, see's a girl naked and gets offended

i would run out there, bend her over and doggie her in the fields

You mean like most mid-age and older Americans

 

[KelJu]

You mean like most mid-age and older Americans

Yes! Older people tend to be prudes.

 

[Little Wing]

maybe she just has ugly tits... pancake nipples or something.

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Or he was simply raised in a household with little exposure to those sorts of things. The guy is a farmer afterall.. probably doesn't know what tv is, or internet for that matter. Can't really blame him just because our societies differ.

 

[bigdtrain]

doesnt matter how you were raised or where your from. naked woman is naked woman, unless shes overweight and ugly

 

[Big Pimpin]

I would have put her out of her misery. Keep your pimp hand strong Chris.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Total fag.
Would have asked if I could "help" her out.

 

[SwoleZilla]

i wouldnt be shaking her hand thats for sure

 

[bigdtrain]

no you'd be shaking the fuck stick

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Is this how "guy talk" always was.. or has the internet caused this evolution?

 

[bigdtrain]

no this is just how men talk, no matter what a guy tells you we all are the same, you think this is no good you should see some of the other threads with the pics, haha

Is this how "guy talk" always was.. or has the internet caused this evolution?

 

[maniclion]

Or he was simply raised in a household with little exposure to those sorts of things. The guy is a farmer afterall.. probably doesn't know what tv is, or internet for that matter. Can't really blame him just because our societies differ.

People living in huts in the Marshall Islands know what TV is, that's the first item on their "things to run on solar" list above reading lights or a fridge..., so I would think everyone in a developed nation would?