Here is your answer mate
Hello, out there......well, the new year is almost here and once again I am going to make a resolution to go back to the gym. But, again, I will probably come up with excuses to stop going. Seems I lose my motivation when I don't see results right away. I'm 5'5 and (whew) 220 pounds. Seems my t-shirts don't stretch over by belly like they used to...I really need help!
I was you 12 weeks ago until I had had enough of being well out of shape. I walked into my local hardcore gym and asked the biggest guy behind the jump how I could look more like him and here is his recipe. Trust me, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, as i dropped 48lbs and 8 inches from my waistline in 3 months. I now have a six pack and I LOVE IT!!!!!
YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME, STICK TO THIS TO THE LETTER THEN SAY THANKS IN 3 MONTHS.
Your diet will be this and this ONLY.
Meal 1. 4 eggs and 100g of porridge.
Meal 2. Protein shake and 1 banana
Meal 3. 50g white rice, 200g tuna and some broccolli
Meal 4. protein shake and 1 banana
Meal 5. post work out shake. (you dont need this if going straight home to eat)
Meal 6. 200g red meat, chicken or fish with salad.
I used baked trout for dinner as its less fatty and tastes delicious for the first month, after which youll be sick of it but at least a stone lighter.
You HAVE to do half an hour on the treadmill with an incline and your heart rate at 125 bpm. No more and no less EVERY DAY.
You MUST also drink 2 to 3 litres of water a day to wash through the fat and toxins.
Finally I bought some cheap chinese Jintropin HGH and used 25 on the barrel of an orange needle injected subcutaneously in the morning every other day and drank absolutely NO alcohol as this kills HGH. I found that my weight loss took a while to start and then at about 8 weeks it stopped. At this point you need to spike your metabolism by having ONE cheat day and absolutely NO MORE or youll ruin it.
The good news is you can Eat whatever you like on this day. The bad news is from now on its 1 hour of walking a day until the finish line. If you give up you lose.
This will be enough to kick start you again to finish the job. The closer you are to your goal the slower the progress will be. Dont give up because its a great feeling when you cross the finish line.
To shift the final few pounds I used a combination of ephedryne hydrochloride, caffeine and aspirin. See page 521 of anabolics 2009 for details. Dont do this for more than three weeks as it made me have head spins when training and felt anxious at times. Sleep was ok though.
I train 4 days a week split between chest and Biceps, back and calves, shoulders and triceps and finally the dreaded legs. Speak to someone pro re the particulars of this.
I trained abs HARD with 3 full days rest between each ab session.
Now the girls give me the eye again and I ****ing love it.
Cheat and you cheat yourself, have faith brother and I will become the messiah. You and only you control your destiny. Is that enough motivation for you? I should bloody well hope so.
Enjoy