Favorite Pick Up Lines

[Splash Log]

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[DOMS]

 

[Rubes]

is that a keg in your pants because id like to tap that ass

 

[FishOrCutBait]

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

is that a forest spirit tattooed on your neck? because I thought Princess Mononoke was great

it worked, too.

but usually only when the girl has a forest spirit tatted on their neck

 

[Gazhole]

"Did you invite all these people? I wanted it to be just the two of us!"

"Please help me, ive lost my puppy - i think he ran into this cheap motel room."

"Hey baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

"You must be a parking ticket, because youve got fine written all over you."

 

[A Black Guy]

"this will only hurt for a little while"

 

[tucker01]

Wanna go for a pizza and a fuck..... What?!?! don't like Pizza?

 

[vortrit]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

 

[FishOrCutBait]

is that a forest spirit tattooed on your neck? because I thought Princess Mononoke was great

it worked, too.

but usually only when the girl has a forest spirit tatted on their neck

kodama, excuse me.

 

[FishOrCutBait]

is that a forest spirit tattooed on your neck? because I thought Princess Mononoke was great

it worked, too.

but usually only when the girl has a forest spirit tatted on their neck

im serious, this one worked

 

[Rubes]

how much does a polerbear weigh?



Enough to break the ice

 

[FishOrCutBait]

how much does a polerbear weigh?



Enough to break the ice

Guys, Im not fucking kidding, the kodama one works.

 

[FishOrCutBait]

"Wanna come sit on my knee? No, not my left knee. No, not my right knee,

My wei-knee"

LOLOLOLOL

 

[goob]

Do you want some rophynol with that?