females forgot how to give good head wtf!!!!

[bigbadbobber]

Just got off a date.. fuck more and more bitches now in days don't give good head.. wtf! They complain, get tired, don't go deep enough, and non swallow.. shit they need to write a sucking dick for dummies book.. damm I miss those freaks..

 

[theCaptn']

You need to show them how to blow a guy properly

 

[Watson]

u need to start dating women who live outdoors, try the local park, back lanes, alleyways etc etc

 

[ROID]

Bobber.....

I prefer professionals for blow jobs.

You get what you pay for.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Had a few im my day... I just discontinued the event and took my frustrations out on the lovely ladies vagina!

 

[Little Wing]

next time you're out with a chick ask for an intro to her mom.

 

[the_predator]

Just got off a date.. fuck more and more bitches now in days don't give good head.. wtf! They complain, get tired, don't go deep enough, and non swallow.. shit they need to write a sucking dick for dummies book.. damm I miss those freaks..

^So, with your vast experience and knowledge of sucking dick....when are you going to write this book?

 

[dieseljimmy]

next time you're out with a chick ask for an intro to her mom.

so I feel like I understand the tonality of the way you write. I enjoy your wit. Appreciate the LW version of sarcasm and the frequent chubbies your writing provides for me but I have been looking at this post for 5 min... I just don't understand it. help me

 

[ezjax]

It's generational. My brother and I talk about it all the Time. He was born 1970.. He said chicks were never into it. I was born 1982 the chicks available to me in my teens and up until I was early 20s were all about it and would do it to avoid getting it in on the first date.

i don't know about the youngsters now.. They say girls do it but they aren't good or enthusiastic..

there are some geographical places that are just inhabited by cock gobblers... That is not generational

 

[Bowden]

It's generational. My brother and I talk about it all the Time. He was born 1970.. He said chicks were never into it. I was born 1982 the chicks available to me in my teens and up until I was early 20s were all about it and would do it to avoid getting it in on the first date.

i don't know about the youngsters now.. They say girls do it but they aren't good or enthusiastic..

there are some geographical places that are just inhabited by cock gobblers... That is not generational

As a public service, for vacation planning please identity these geographical places.

 

[ezjax]

As a public service, for vacation planning please identity these geographical places.

Well supposedly Austria, Hungary, Germany,

i hear from friends that Spain and England are off the hook but those girls want to get it in though.
South America is supposed to be ridiculous for bjs as well

But anyway I meant locally geographic. Certain towns.

 

[oliolz]

u need to get a big girl - obviously they're know how to eat, so it also transfers to oral bedroom events

 

[Bowden]

so I feel like I understand the tonality of the way you write. I enjoy your wit. Appreciate the LW version of sarcasm and the frequent chubbies your writing provides for me but I have been looking at this post for 5 min... I just don't understand it. help me

Asking a woman to intro you to her mom may creating an perception in your 'target' that you are interested in developing a long term relationship than just a one night stand blow me bitch type relationship.
Creating an intimate female bonding type environment with a woman is important relative to some women's needs for an emotional attachment to whom they want to have sex with.
Some women need to emotionally identify and bond with a potential sex partner.

This may work better than the usual alcohol and drugs and flashing an American Express gold card approach in some cases.

 

[Bowden]

FYI.
Fatter women are more freakier than skinny women and more prone to swallowing loads.

Women with a light covering of hair on their arms indicating a higher test level are also more freakier and have a higher sex drive than women with no hair on their arms.
Those women are more likely to enjoy giving oral sex.

 

[Little Wing]

so I feel like I understand the tonality of the way you write. I enjoy your wit. Appreciate the LW version of sarcasm and the frequent chubbies your writing provides for me but I have been looking at this post for 5 min... I just don't understand it. help me

older women know how to suck cock like they mean it.

 

[Bowden]

older women know how to suck cock like they mean it.

Pics or it never happens.

 

[Little Wing]

Asking a woman to intro you to her mom may creating an perception in your 'target' that you are interested in developing a long term relationship than just a one night stand blow me bitch type relationship.
Creating an intimate female bonding type environment with a woman is important relative to some women's needs for an emotional attachment to whom they want to have sex with.
Some women need to emotionally identify and bond with a potential sex partner.

This may work better than the usual alcohol and drugs and flashing an American Express gold card approach in some cases.

actually if what he's intrested in his head not marriage i'd suggest showing her a porno of a woman doing it right. only if she's the type of girl that's ok with porn. butter her up by saying you love how she is such a good girl hasn't been around the block 50 times but playfully tell her if she learns to suck cock like that men will fall at her feet.

 

[Little Wing]

Pics or it never happens.

luckily not everyone had a computer or ever heard of a webcam, cellphone cam etc when i was young and stupid but i have been proposed to an inordinate amount of times.

 

[charley]

actually if what he's intrested in his head not marriage i'd suggest showing her a porno of a woman doing it right. only if she's the type of girl that's ok with porn. butter her up by saying you love how she is such a good girl hasn't been around the block 50 times but playfully tell her if she learns to suck cock like that men will fall at her feet.

......That's the rub, before marriage getting 'head' & watching porn was normal, after marriage 'not so much', I had to earn it,sucks!!!! or doesn't suck !!!!

 

[heckler7]

YOU BLEW IT!!!!! - YouTube

 

[Ezskanken]

Stop going for the skinny bishes, everybody knows big girls give the best head ha ha!

 

[keith1569]

Stop going for the skinny bishes, everybody knows big girls give the best head ha ha!

Too true!!
Unless she used to be big and is now skinny haha

 

[Z82]

Chubby chicks and women over 40 are usually a sure bet!

 

[keith1569]

Chubby chicks and women over 40 are usually a sure bet!

I'm yet to be with one over 40, but I have noticed girls in their early 20's or early 30's give the best head.. Girls between 24 and 28 don't haha.. Just the conclusion I have drawn lol.

 

[Little Wing]

i don't think it's a fat girl thing because these were my wickedest days



might be that women were just less afraid of things when ayds
was a diet candy not a scary sexually transmitted death sentence.

 

[oliolz]

......That's the rub, before marriage getting 'head' & watching porn was normal, after marriage 'not so much', I had to earn it,sucks!!!! or doesn't suck !!!!

seems to be true with me, the sex, esp. the Bj's were more intense

 

[bigbadbobber]

Bobber.....

I prefer professionals for blow jobs.

You get what you pay for.

Ha.. it comes out the same after you wine and dine them.. shit.. but I love my thick hispanic ladies.. they don't have those kind at the local rub and tug..

 

[bigbadbobber]

u need to get a big girl - obviously they're know how to eat, so it also transfers to oral bedroom events

Fuck yeah!! I had a couple big girls that were deepthroats in the past.. big girls need love too.

 

[Watson]

1 girl ill never forget, normally a decent shag, she loved to ride hard etc etc

share a joint with her.............well....fuck....id get a good hold of my nutts for fear of them being sucked out the end of my shaft, she would blow me so long, deep and hard then swallow the load, then lay beside me masturbating herself several times.........

 

[Little Wing]

i wouldn't tell anyone you were trying to screw that last part.