Festivus: The Airing of Grievances

[Pepper]

It is now time for the Airing of Grievances.
This is the part of the holiday where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year.
(Next will be the Feats of Strength)

 

[Pepper]

 

[Pepper]

Don't be shy. Gather around the Festivus Pole and let's hear it...

I'll start...

Just a few moments ago I was told that our secretary took our yellow pages renewal, changed the address, signed it and faxed it in not noticing that it was approval for a more than 400% increase in the rate.

Now, we are screwed.

Apology? NONE.

 

[Dale Mabry]

This woman who is a coordinator here takes over the weekly meetings and talks for facking hours about shit she could say in 5 minutes. Then, when it's somebody else's turn, she keeps trying to bring the conversation back to her. I curse her, and send her to hell.

 

[maniclion]

My girlfriends Mom is a strung out burnt out psychotic bitch and needs to get out of our house now, she's driving us crazy. I condemn her to suck the drool off of a camels lips.

 

[gr81]

a festivus for the rest of us...lol

 

[maniclion]

 

[Julz]

No Child Left Behind! AARRGGHH!!

 

[gococksDJS]

It's aluminum, very high strength to weight ratio. I find tencil distracting.

 

[Dale Mabry]

In the holiday spirit, some holiday sounds...

Festivus

 

[Pepper]

No Child Left Behind! AARRGGHH!!

huh?

 

[oaktownboy]

LMFAO...Money For People..i got all the seinfeld episodes ever made..i gotta go look for that one

 

[Vieope]

Serenity now..

 

[gococksDJS]

Serenity now..

Serenity now....insanity later

 

[maniclion]

Yeah once again Festivus for the Rest of Us

 

[GFR]

 

[The Monkey Man]

The celebration of christ's supposed birthday,
and anyone who takes it overboard...

Get stuffed!