Almost all gangsters are total douchebags and completely fake. Like those fucks who wear fake gold teeth. I shit you not, The first day of class this semester, I was sitting in my German Linguistics lecture, when this thugged out gangster hobbled in and I thought his legs were broken, but it turns out he actually walked like that on purpose. Then he flashed a grin my way, and I was blinded by the shitstorm of disrespect in his mouth and thought to myself "This guy has got to be in the wrong class". Well the lecture started, and this dude took those stupid teeth out, and spoke almost perfect German with great pronunciation and I almost jumped up and said "Das ist nicht Gangsta' Herr Mike Jones". I had no idea the School of Hard Knocks had opened a campus in Deutschland. You can take the Nazi out of da' hood, but can't take da' hood out da Nazi. Mein Grill aufenthalt Schein! Heil der bling bling und meine ice. Auf Wiedersehen dogg!