iFartGlitter
Registered
Boners nachos ladies and gents!
I've been trolling around for a while, reading and comparing sites, opinions, medical journals, etc, and finally bothered to join the club.
hmmm...about me...
33 years old
Exercise Science major (super junior) - went back to school when I was 29 to figure out how to improve my health and fitness beyond what I had accomplished through countless hours of note taking at Barnes & Noble during lunch breaks. I never was much for exercise when I was younger, but after high school I landed a corporate job and went from 150 to 200 in about a year. Then I got laid off, became a bike messenger, and turned into an adrenaline junky. After that I started working on bulking and put on 30lbs in about 6 months naturally, but realized it wasn't solid, so I went to school and learned how to build a solid, permanent frame. Last year I transferred to a big boy university and lost sight of my diet and fitness. And this semester I took a sports pharma course and fell into my new obsession...AAS. I'm waiting for my first order to arrive, hopefully sometime this week
Stats
5'9
193lbs
bf- ignoring the number until I pin, then it's just for eval...been as low as 9% before I have a breakdown and commit carbicide for a few weeks.
I'm a devout, practicing homosexual that likes anything fast and mechanical, listens to more Mobb Deep than Lady Gaga, and the only way people know I'm gay is when my boyfriend is with me, so therefore I'm a mythological creature, more commonly called a unicorm...hence me farting glitter.
so yeah, that's me in a nutshell. Well, not a real nutshell because that would be a big nut, but the idea is there.
Anywho, say hellur anytime!
I've been trolling around for a while, reading and comparing sites, opinions, medical journals, etc, and finally bothered to join the club.
hmmm...about me...
33 years old
Exercise Science major (super junior) - went back to school when I was 29 to figure out how to improve my health and fitness beyond what I had accomplished through countless hours of note taking at Barnes & Noble during lunch breaks. I never was much for exercise when I was younger, but after high school I landed a corporate job and went from 150 to 200 in about a year. Then I got laid off, became a bike messenger, and turned into an adrenaline junky. After that I started working on bulking and put on 30lbs in about 6 months naturally, but realized it wasn't solid, so I went to school and learned how to build a solid, permanent frame. Last year I transferred to a big boy university and lost sight of my diet and fitness. And this semester I took a sports pharma course and fell into my new obsession...AAS. I'm waiting for my first order to arrive, hopefully sometime this week
Stats
5'9
193lbs
bf- ignoring the number until I pin, then it's just for eval...been as low as 9% before I have a breakdown and commit carbicide for a few weeks.
I'm a devout, practicing homosexual that likes anything fast and mechanical, listens to more Mobb Deep than Lady Gaga, and the only way people know I'm gay is when my boyfriend is with me, so therefore I'm a mythological creature, more commonly called a unicorm...hence me farting glitter.
so yeah, that's me in a nutshell. Well, not a real nutshell because that would be a big nut, but the idea is there.
Anywho, say hellur anytime!
