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For the love of table tennis

SuperFlex

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Quite possibly the greatest sport in the world! I would Forrest Gump your asses...
 
Man I get bored sometimes...:(
 
That's when I go to my garage and play table tennis!:)
 
500 reps right handed, 750 left handed, 350 overhanded with the right hand, 500 overhanded with the left, 650 right side backhands, 1000 with the left... Then I draw little circles and go until I hit it 50 times with the right hand followed by 150 with the left hand. Next are behind the backers, SUPERSLAMS!, and I finish off with dives to the right and left with each hand 47 times each. My goal is to be the greatest of all time...:cool:
 
If Jordan, the greatest athlete ever, tried to play me in table tennis I would slam on his head!:mad:
 
Shaq too...
 
I play in my sleep, at the breakfast table, walking down the street, waiting in lines, in my head while having sex with the ladies(tip for lasting longer from Forest...), and even while in the dugout when playing softball...
 
I masterbate ONLY to strengthen my wrist for the table tennis...
 
Rockstar's table tennis on XBOX 360 is the greatest game ever!


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If the world was going to end in five minutes, I'd play table tennis...
 
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In 5th grade I won the science fair by going into detail about the complex angles and varibles that make a champion table tenniser...
 
I had charts and everything. I even had little GI Joes playing table tennis next to a volcano...
 
In team table tennis I was kicked out of the NTTA, National Table Tennis Association, for beating up three team members for sucking. I play better solo...
 
My son will be even better at table tennis than I. He was born with a Stanley 05214 model paddle in his hands...
 
Guess what I got for Christmas, a new table for table tennis... It's green.
 
Once I played strip table tennis with Pamela Anderson at a celeb tourney. By the end of the match I wasn't using my paddle anymore...
 
I've trained my dogs to go pick up the balls when I spike on someone's head in table tennis...
 
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who play table tennis, and those who don't...
 
My bumper sticker says...

God plays table tennis...
 
People who call table tennis ping pong deserve to die...
 
A tip for all you newbies. Wear high top shoes so if you happen to catch your foot on a table leg you won't twist your ankle...
 
One time when I was playing in the garage my girlfriend called, but I just kept playing table tennis...
 
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In table tennis when people talk shit, I pretend the ball is their head...
 
Sometimes when I'm at work, I wish I could just go home and play some table tennis...
 
Starting in 2008 table tennis will have cheerleaders. This was highly debated on at our annual TTGMOTS(Table Tennis Group Meeting Of The Stars. I know associations usually don't include letters for the words, of or the, but we like to believe we are different, so we did...) meeting do to preseason accidents but it's passed by 3 votes out of 15.

The arguements such as, when the girl fell on the table and broke it in two during a match and players playing the cheerleaders to have sex with their opponents to wear them out before a match, almost did cheerleading in. But low and behold my words of cunning saved cheerleading for table tennis... All I said was, are you ready for this, I said, "There will be girls at our meets..." That ended our debates...
 
I am currently working to bring table tennis into the inner cities of America to bring proverty stuck kids hope for the future...
 
When playing table tennis for extended periods of time be sure to wear restrictive under garments. Otherwise you will have sore balls...
 
Foot wear is vital to winning at table tennis. If playing on a smooth surface be sure and wear some high tops, as previously discussed, basketball shoes for maximum grip. If playing on a carpeted surface go shoeless and tape up your ankles... Why, you may ask, although it's happened only once the great Sukaki Sumomotroeny lost in the championship match when his table tennis cleats got caught on a carpet fiber keeping from reaching the winning forehand off John Battles racket. That was a real doozy... Clip your toe nails too.
 
If table tennis was an animal it would be a grizzly bear...
 
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