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For the love of table tennis

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Or an eagle...
 
I'd own you! I have the nastiest topspin.
 
Table tennis is a real mans sport. Only the strongest survive. kiki's should stay at the water cooler...;)
 
Playing table tennis just six times a week over the last 14 years has added at least 3lbs. to my bench press.:rocker:
 
I'm so glad the NTTA switched to cotton uniforms this year. Last year our mesh lettered jerseys made your nipples raw...
 
The first episode of Walker Texas Ranger was shot at the 1997 table tennis finals in Ohmaha, Nebraska...
 
Here is my co-ed table tennis partner in her uniform. She wants to have sexual relations but I refuse to mix business with pleasure... PM me for pics of me in my uniform!:lick:

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You know what would really suck about hell, no table tennis... The balls would melt.:fire:
 
I'm not sure what kind of balls they have in heaven, but Im sure they're shiney... I would use that to my advantage and blind my opponent. Jesus would heal him...
 
My girlfriend always gets me a nice Easter basket. She doesn't know it but I saw what she's getting me this year. After we made sweet sweet love in the butt she had to go drop a bomb on the potty. When she did I got in her purse for a junior mint, don't ask, and saw a receipt from Willy Wonkies chocolate factory, attention table tennis section #5.

It's a killer basket! It has two bunnies(pure chocolate, not hollow) playing at each end of the little chocolate table tennis table. It's really cool. The net is made of a flexible yet strong cotton candy and the ball is one of those chocolate covered egg things. Next time I'm really going to do her hard!:thumb:
 
If you really want to get to know someone, play them in table tennis...
 
When preparing for a big tournament I like to fast from food for 2 weeks. I begin eating again 3 days out to regain my physical energy. It truly clears the mind and brings all into clear focus... Table tennis is 90% mental.
 
In Greek mythology Derek Zoolander, the most powerful of all the gods(and the best looking too), was the god of table tennis...
 
In a 2005 poll taken through out the sporting world, table tennis was proven to have the fewest homosexual males athletes.

- Football had a shocking 10.5% of players who were either gay or were curious in college.
- Basketball was 50%. Those guys with big black peters are just horny...
- Hockey, 100%! Must be that toothless smile...
- Baseball is on the rise. In 1992 gayness was at an all time low of 1.6%. However since the injecting of anabolic steroids into each other asses gayness has risen to 17.9%. Rumors are it began in San Fran...
- And finally table tennis. Just 0.000000527189%. Aside from the obvious manly athletes in the WWTTA(World Wide Table Tennis Association) there was one oddball. Johnny Mac, some tennis freak, has broken into the big boys ranks. He won't last however. The refs hate a kiss ass...
 
Breaking news in the world of table tennis! Yakamuchi Yokikiki has been accused of using steriods to enhance his forehand! For years it has been his only downfall from winning it all! I will keep you all updated as the story unfolds!
 
Oxygen is to breathing, as table tennis is to sexy women...
 
True story

In pre-historic times cavemen played table tennis with the heads of the women who cheated on them and dried out Terridactal wings...
 
I think you set a record for "most replies by thread starter to other participants RATIO"

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i'd own u however.

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SuperFlex is the Luke SkyWalker of table tennis! I could beat you with one hand...
 
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