In a 2005 poll taken through out the sporting world, table tennis was proven to have the fewest homosexual males athletes.
- Football had a shocking 10.5% of players who were either gay or were curious in college.
- Basketball was 50%. Those guys with big black peters are just horny...
- Hockey, 100%! Must be that toothless smile...
- Baseball is on the rise. In 1992 gayness was at an all time low of 1.6%. However since the injecting of anabolic steroids into each other asses gayness has risen to 17.9%. Rumors are it began in San Fran...
- And finally table tennis. Just 0.000000527189%. Aside from the obvious manly athletes in the WWTTA(World Wide Table Tennis Association) there was one oddball. Johnny Mac, some tennis freak, has broken into the big boys ranks. He won't last however. The refs hate a kiss ass...