funddys say the funniest things

[Richie1888]

anyone ever read this

http://www.fstdt.com/top100.asp

 

[KelJu]

"Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Wow! Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

 

[Richie1888]

there was worse than that

check 4, 33, 39

 

[DOMS]

Read #3. What kind of shit is that?

 

[Richie1888]

fundamentalist shit apparently

 

[DOMS]

fundamentalist shit apparently

I'm not sure what you mean by "fundamentalist", but I've know a lot of hard core Christians and none of them would say any of the shit on that page.

 

[Richie1888]

well just be glad of that fact

 

[KelJu]

I'm not sure what you mean by "fundamentalist", but I've know a lot of hard core Christians and none of them would say any of the shit on that page.

I have heard stuff just like that and much worse. Sounds like most of those comments came from southern baptist. They are hands down the worst Christian fundamentalists. A couple of times a year, they will get together and block Airport blvd, the busiest road in Mobile, and march against gays, the school system for not making prier mandatory, or whatever stupid fucking shit they decided to hate that day.

I have 2 gay friends that haven't spoken to their family in years, because their parents kicked them out of the house when they found out they were gay.

 

[fufu]

I have heard stuff just like that and much worse. Sounds like most of those comments came from southern baptist. They are hands down the worst Christian fundamentalists. A couple of times a year, they will get together and block Airport blvd, the busiest road in Mobile, and march against gays, the school system for not making prier mandatory, or whatever stupid fucking shit they decided to hate that day.

I have 2 gay friends that haven't spoken to their family in years, because their parents kicked them out of the house when they found out they were gay.

Ever see Jesus camp? That shit was sickening and I could not believe it was real. Well I did believe, but it is incredibly fucke dup.

 

[maniclion]

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"

See that big yellow-orange bright blob in the sky? Stare into it for about a minute and tell me when you see God!

 

[KelJu]

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"

See that big yellow-orange bright blob in the sky? Stare into it for about a minute and tell me when you see God!

I believe there is a creator that created us with limited intellect. I think we were not intended to ever have the full capacity to understand the universe. As best as I can figure, we are here to live and be happy while that thing that created us watches to see if we can do it.

 

[maniclion]

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"::::::

OOOOO OOOOOO AHHHHH AHHHHHH!