Funny analysis of Religion

[Tboy]

Oh yeah... When it does happen, what have I gained? Think about it.

 

[cornfed]

Calm down, bud. We're all friends here

 

[irontime]

That's true, nothing to get pissed about. I for one used to be a devout christian for years untill I did some more study into it. On that note Corndog it's time I adressed some of your points.

 

[cornfed]

Your welcome to it, bud.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by cornfed
As for the creation of sin:
God gave man free will, and therefore limitless options on what actions to take. Man perverted or challenged "good" things created by God creating Rape from Sex, Hate from Love, Lust from attraction, Covetiousness from admiration, etc... God did not create sin. It is a product of man not chosing the intended use for something.

Interesting point, but he did create the first people's minds, therefore he put into their head the notion that they would rebel. Think about it, he made the term 'free will' and with that he programmed us to create sin. So basically he created two little puppets who acted all sweet and tender for a while and then he had the puppets do something wrong so that he could punish all humanity and enjoy the soap opera he created. I mean why would he even put the tree of good and evil in the garden if he didn't intend on having them eat from it?

 

[cornfed]

It's a choice. And (check your PMs), but a parent doesen't remove all obstacles from their child so that they are forced to obey. A good parent let's the child choose at some point so that the child obeys out of love and trust as opposed to a dictatorial relationship. But the child must still choose. And w/ that I bid this subject adue and I'm gonna try to just moderate and not partake if possible.


Note: Keep it civil

 

[cornfed]

Guess I fudged, huh bro.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by cornfed And w/ that I bid this subject adue and I'm gonna try to just moderate and not partake if possible.

BULLS**T! Don't leave now, you've got some of the most intelligent insights into the subject so far. Don't go off and leave us in the hands of..................IRONTIME.

 

[irontime]

but a parent doesen't remove all obstacles from their child so that they are forced to obey. A good parent let's the child choose at some point so that the child obeys out of love and trust as opposed to a dictatorial relationship. But the child must still choose. And w/ that I bid this subject adue and I'm gonna try to just moderate and not partake if possible.

True, but a parent does not create the mind and future of the child as god did for man. But I said my piece and I'll have to agree with you that this thread is going no where pretty fast. So I'll make my exit for now and hopefully we can all just agree to be decent people. I don't want to change anyone's views on their religion, just wanted people to understand my point of view, hopefully that was accomplished.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by ALBOB
BULLS**T! Don't leave now, you've got some of the most intelligent insights into the subject so far. Don't go off and leave us in the hands of..................IRONTIME.

Scared to go unarmed in a battle of wits eh?

 

[craig777]

Originally posted by irontime
Scared to go unarmed in a battle of wits eh?

Oh my word that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long long time. Thanks IT, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

 

[irontime]

Glad to be of service

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime
Glad to be of service

You dimwit, he's laughing AT you, not WITH you.

 

[craig777]

Originally posted by ALBOB
You dimwit, he's laughing AT you, not WITH you.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it Albob

 

[irontime]

Well at least someone's fuqing laughing. Thread was getting a little too uptight......but I guess that would kinda be my fault for starting it up again eh?

 

[ALBOB]

I think I'm gonna have to go slap his mom. I know no child of MINE could be that dumb.

 

[irontime]

I was concieved during his pot smoking days

 

[craig777]

Originally posted by ALBOB
I think I'm gonna have to go slap his mom. I know no child of MINE could be that dumb.

You know what is scary, is when we are old and retired he will be running the country.

and I agree someone needs to slap his momma.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by craig777
You know what is scary, is when we are old and retired he will be running the country.

And I'm gonna tax you fuqers to death

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by craig777
You know what is scary, is when we are old and retired he will be running the country.

GAAAAAK I hadn't thought of that. Thank God (Or whatever diety you pray to.) that it'll be a country that's already fuqued up and nobody cares about anyway.

 

[irontime]

Don't worry pops, I'll come visit ya

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by irontime
I was concieved during his pot smoking days

That may be what they TOLD you, but all signs point to something quite a bit more potent than that.

 

[irontime]

Well he obviously has deformities, I mean look at him. He can't be all human

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime
He can't be all human

True, I'm 50% Greek god.

 

[irontime]

I suppose, they do have the 'fat greek god's' don't they?

 

[ALBOB]

Calorious Maximus

 

[irontime]

I was thinking more along the lines of 'Hairius Lardaz'

 

[ALBOB]

You accusing me of having a hairy ass brings up some very interesting questions............all of which point directly at you being less than masculine.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by ALBOB
all of which point directly at you being less than masculine.

True, any information of your hairy ass would make me less masculine and more traumatized as it would any of you......oh the horrors

 

[Arnold]

I want to make one point I am not an athiest, I see them just as I see christians.

I cannot prove there is no god, and you cannot prove there is.

therefore, I like to think of myself as agnostic.