Funny BB School Parody

[CowPimp]

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1180999

I thought it was funny. Here's an excerpt:

Elementary Mathematics ??? Using simple story problems, students will learn the principles of everyday math. For example, if the current going rate for nude pictures is 10 dollars a shot, and the market value of a 1,000 tablets of Thai D-bol is 90 dollars, how many nude pictures would Johnny have to pose for in order to be able to afford 1500 tablets of Thai D-bol?

 

[KelJu]

Economic Theory ??? Bodybuilders learn how to be leeches on society, living off others while they look for sponsors. How to properly jump out of a cake at a gay birthday party.

Students will take field trips to the local used car lot and be shown which attributes make a particular model of car a good choice to live out of while they're trying to make it in the bodybuilding world. Attributes such as trunk size and the ability to accommodate a hot plate without exploding will be taken into consideration.

I think about all the stuff I would own right now if I didn't spend an extra $400.00 a month on weight training.

 

[CowPimp]

I think about all the stuff I would own right now if I didn't spend an extra $400.00 a month on weight training.

$400 a month?! What the Hell are you buying?

 

[fufu]

lol, how much can God bench press.

 

[Seanp156]

$400 a month?! What the Hell are you buying?

I'm guessing food, gym membership, and uh... Well, you know...

lol, how much can God bench press.

lawl

 

[KelJu]

$400 a month?! What the Hell are you buying?

Gym Membership = $50.00/month
Food = $150.00/week
Vitamins = $30.00/month

I could survive off of $50.00/week for food if I didn't train, so it really cost me more than $400.00/month.

 

[CowPimp]

Gym Membership = $50.00/month
Food = $150.00/week
Vitamins = $30.00/month

I could survive off of $50.00/week for food if I didn't train, so it really cost me more than $400.00/month.

You could easily cut down on that food bill. I spend about $125-150 a week, but I buy a good chunk of that food for my dad and brother as well, and I shop at Whole Foods. Whole Foods is definitely more expensive than your average grocery store.

 

[KelJu]

You could easily cut down on that food bill. I spend about $125-150 a week, but I buy a good chunk of that food for my dad and brother as well, and I shop at Whole Foods. Whole Foods is definitely more expensive than your average grocery store.

I could, but I don't want to. I am a Jew to the extremes when it comes managing money, but food is the one thing I always go top quality on. I buy mostly organic foods. I also love quality beef and fish. There is a butcher in mobile that actually slaughters their own cows. I can taste the difference between 2 day old beef, and 2 week old beef. I spend money on seafood. I love shrimp, lobster, crab, swordfish, and tuna.

 

[themamasan]

Gym Membership = $50.00/month
Food = $150.00/week
Vitamins = $30.00/month

I could survive off of $50.00/week for food if I didn't train, so it really cost me more than $400.00/month.

I'm exactly the same way. I had been sick for two weeks, thus not working out at all. My appetite was almost completely erased. I only ate 2.5-3 meals a day, and saved about 80-100 dollars each week. When I am working out I am hungry every 2-3 hours no matter how much I eat, and my food bill sky rockets ( I love my food too).