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Funny Pick Up Lines

min0 lee

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?


You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
 
Your eyes are like pools, cess pools,

Your teeth are like the stars, they come out at night.

Can I nail you in the fartbox.
 
I just want to let you know that if you were to ask me to dance, I'd say yes.
 
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...
 
You must be a parking ticket, because youve got 'FINE' written all over ya.
 
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"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money."

:haha:
I dont know what everyone else thinks when they read this, but I imagine a guy going up to a stuck up girl and saying it...w/e
 
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You must be a parking ticket, because youve got 'FINE' written all over ya.

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giggedy giggedy!
 
don't turn this rape into a murder
 
[size=-1]"Wanna get naked and start the revolution?"[/size]
 
Now drink some more of this jesus juice
And come to bed with me
 
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