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Funny Stereotype pictures...well to some.
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wtf bros yall r fucking up the thread. this is suppose to be steriotipical not funny pics. there a punny picture thread already. i came in here for some racist jokes not ass sniffing smh =/
YES! thats more like it LMAO
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ROFL, if this want's so god damn sad at the same fucking time!
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I think he's Albanian= fake Italian.
Q) What's the fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) An albanian with your TV.
Q) What's the second fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) His cousin with you VCR
Q) What do you call an albanian in a car?
A) A thief.
Q) What do you call two albanians on one bike?
A) Organized crime!
Q) How do u find the richest man in albania?
A) Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.
Q) Why do albanian smell so bad?
A) So blind people can hate them too..
Q) Why do albanians drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.
Q) What do you call a bunch of albanian swimming?
A) Sewerage.
Q) Why is there always a bucket of drek at an albanian wedding?
A) To keep the flies away from the bride.
Q) What do you call an albanian in Church?
A) Holy drek.
Q) How long does it take for an albanian to go to the toilet?
A) Nine months (having a baby)
Q) What do you call an albanian who does well in a an IQ test?"
A) A cheat.
Q) What do you call a albanian with an IQ of 15?
A) Gifted.
Q) What do you call an albanian with a job?
A) A miracle.
Q) What do you do if you see an albanian drowning?
A) Throw him his wife and kids.
Q) What's the difference between an albanian and a bucket of drek?
A) The bucket.
Q) What do you call a pretty girl in Albania?
A) A tourist.
Q) Why do albanians cry during sex?
A) The Mace.
Q) How does an albanian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.
Q) How do u circumcise a Albanian?
A) kick his mother in the mouth.
Q) How do u know if a girl from albania is a Virgin?
A) If she can run faster then her brothers.
Q) What do you call a albanian having sex?
A) Rape.
Q) What do you call an albanian with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp
Q) What do you do if you see an albanian with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at an albanian?
A) When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.
Q) What can a pizza do that a albanian can't?
A) Feed a family.
Q) Why don't albanians play hide and seek?
A) Because no one will look for them.
Q) What do you call a albanian with a wooden leg?
A) A waste of wood!
Q) How can you stop a albanian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in albania?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.
Q) Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A) Their donkey died.
Q) What's the difference between a dead animal on the road and an albanian on the road?
A) You swerve to avoid the dead animal, but speed up for the albanian
Q) What do you do if you run over a albanian?
A) Reverse
An albanian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!"
Her father replies, "Is it mine?"
What would an Albanian do??
(a checklist)
Would an albanian...?
* Have sex with a 9-year-old girl?
* YES! The age of 9 is the legal age of consent in albania. But consent only applies to the male, of course!
* Marry his daughter-in-law?
* YES, and even his own daughter!
* Have eleven wives? (at one time)
* YES! (Probably all his cousins)
* Enslave women and children?
* YES! In albania its called a "Family"
* Approve of prostitution?
* YES, of course! His wife and daughters have to make money also!
* Recommend wife-beating?
* YES! This is just another way to say "I love you" in albanian!
* Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands?
* YES! But only if they are bad! Its in the Quran and Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)
* Kill a woman?
* YES! But only if she deserves it!
* Beat children who dont pray?
* YES! And beat them even if they do!
* Kill someone for insulting him?
* YES, its called Blood feuds/Blood vengeance or Lek. Its a part of albanian culture.
* Advocate suicide attacks?
* YES! Dont all Muslims?
* Lie?
* Only when they open their mouth
* Befriend Christians and Jews?
* NO WAY! Are you nuts!!
(a checklist)
Would an albanian...?
* Have sex with a 9-year-old girl?
* YES! The age of 9 is the legal age of consent in albania. But consent only applies to the male, of course!
* Marry his daughter-in-law?
* YES, and even his own daughter!
* Have eleven wives? (at one time)
* YES! (Probably all his cousins)
* Enslave women and children?
* YES! In albania its called a "Family"
* Approve of prostitution?
* YES, of course! His wife and daughters have to make money also!
* Recommend wife-beating?
* YES! This is just another way to say "I love you" in albanian!
* Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands?
* YES! But only if they are bad! Its in the Quran and Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)
* Kill a woman?
* YES! But only if she deserves it!
* Beat children who dont pray?
* YES! And beat them even if they do!
* Kill someone for insulting him?
* YES, its called Blood feuds/Blood vengeance or Lek. Its a part of albanian culture.
* Advocate suicide attacks?
* YES! Dont all Muslims?
* Lie?
* Only when they open their mouth
* Befriend Christians and Jews?
* NO WAY! Are you nuts!!
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Polish: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.
Polish: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black with a Mexican?
A: Someone too lazy to steal.
A: Someone too lazy to steal.
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an
illegal alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you know the law, you've
got to go back across the border right
now."
The mexican man pleads with
them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay
in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to
himself, I'm going to make it hard for
him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you
can use 3 english words in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells
him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink
and Yellow. Now use them in 1
sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm,
Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green,
Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an
illegal alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you know the law, you've
got to go back across the border right
now."
The mexican man pleads with
them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay
in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to
himself, I'm going to make it hard for
him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you
can use 3 english words in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells
him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink
and Yellow. Now use them in 1
sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm,
Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green,
Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
This black guy walks into this bar, with a parrot.
The bartender asked "What would you like?"
The parrot said "A Budlight"
The amazed bartener started to ask the man "Where did you get him?"
But the parrot interupted "Africa!! There's a thousands of 'em!"
The bartender asked "What would you like?"
The parrot said "A Budlight"
The amazed bartener started to ask the man "Where did you get him?"
But the parrot interupted "Africa!! There's a thousands of 'em!"
What do you call 32 mexican women?
A full set of teeth.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olypics
team?
Because if they can run, jump, and
swim, they're already in the US.
Q: What do you call a lesbian spic who
is attracted to blacks?
A: Niggereatah
A full set of teeth.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olypics
team?
Because if they can run, jump, and
swim, they're already in the US.
Q: What do you call a lesbian spic who
is attracted to blacks?
A: Niggereatah
