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Urban Dictionary: paul

^^ go here, subsitute ur name for mine, hit enter, post here

funny stuff,

heres mine lmao


[TD="class: index"] 1. [/TD]
[TD="class: word"]Paul[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 425 up , 112 down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Paul: probably the most amazing guy since Moses
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azzas is funny also


[TD="class: index"] 1. [/TD]
[TD="class: word"]aaron[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 489 up , 132 down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]an Aaron is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why your even laughing. An aaron are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Aaron is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because your close to him. Aarons are also great friends and lovers :) Aarons know no limits and live life to the fullest, which can sometimes mean drinking alot! An Aaron is the upmost amazing guy put on earth. So sweet, kind, funny, smart, hot, trustworthy, honest, and genuine person. Anyone who has an aaron in their life are so lucky and better never let them go. Oh they are also great kissers and have a freaking hot body!
Girl 1: Gosh I had the best time last night on my date! He was god's gift to earth

Girl 2: let me guess, you got an aaron ?
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[TD="class: index"][/TD]
[TD="class: word"]Ben[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 183 up , 65 down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Your own little angel
His eyes could light up the sky and when he smiles you know he is the one.
His is tall and good looking

He is kind, caring, loving,amazing,special and you can talk to him about anything.
He should be preserved so all of the people in the world can view his pure gorgeousness.
He is one of a kind
No one in the world would be able to afford his rare beauty, that he possesses.

If you ever find him please return him to me so he can be loved 24/7
He is rare and very special to me.
I could not imagine life without him
I love him
Person 1- "Have you heard about ben?"
Person 2-"Yes, I don't think his for sale, his very special and only belongs to one girl"
Person 3-"Damn, he sounds absolutely amazing, I wish he was mine"
[/TD]
 
azzas is funny also


[TD="class: index"] 1. [/TD]
[TD="class: word"]aaron[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 489 up , 132 down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]an Aaron is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why your even laughing. An aaron are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Aaron is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because your close to him. Aarons are also great friends and lovers :) Aarons know no limits and live life to the fullest, which can sometimes mean drinking alot! An Aaron is the upmost amazing guy put on earth. So sweet, kind, funny, smart, hot, trustworthy, honest, and genuine person. Anyone who has an aaron in their life are so lucky and better never let them go. Oh they are also great kissers and have a freaking hot body!
Girl 1: Gosh I had the best time last night on my date! He was god's gift to earth

Girl 2: let me guess, you got an aaron ?[/TD]

that is me down to a tee, except for the wanton lust for tranny threads…..
 

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[TD="class: word"]Coolhandjames[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 489 up , 132 down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Coolhandjames meaning " horse cock " in Latin. One who owns sucker MC's. King Shit. Ultimo Hombre. He-man. Would beat Chuck Norris' ass. Fucker of trannies. Commander of scat. Owner of a Lonely Heart. Jackhammer. Father of Christ. Wipes front 2 back.

Girl 1: Isn't coolhandjames' cock engorged with blood at the moment ?

Girl 2: (Muffled speech) It sure is...


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Urban Dictionary: paul

^^ go here, subsitute ur name for mine, hit enter, post here

funny stuff,

heres mine lmao


[TD="class: index"] 1.
[/TD]
[TD="class: word"]Paul
[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 425 up , 112 down
[/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Paul: probably the most amazing guy since Moses
[/TD]
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that is me down to a tee, except for the wanton lust for tranny threads???..

Only tranny threads?? <---- HA HA FUNNY STUFF.

Forgot your lust for cum which trannies fill your mouth with their dicks.
 
This is dead on :daydream:

[TD="class: index"][/TD]
[TD="class: word"]Ben[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] 183 up , 65 down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Your own little angel
His eyes could light up the sky and when he smiles you know he is the one.
His is tall and good looking

He is kind, caring, loving,amazing,special and you can talk to him about anything.
He should be preserved so all of the people in the world can view his pure gorgeousness.
He is one of a kind
No one in the world would be able to afford his rare beauty, that he possesses.

If you ever find him please return him to me so he can be loved 24/7
He is rare and very special to me.
I could not imagine life without him
I love him
Person 1- "Have you heard about ben?"
Person 2-"Yes, I don't think his for sale, his very special and only belongs to one girl"
Person 3-"Damn, he sounds absolutely amazing, I wish he was mine"[/TD]
 

[TD="class: index"] 1.
[/TD]
[TD="class: word"]Plop[/TD]
[TD="class: tools"] G's up , hoes down [/TD]

[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]An ungodly amalgamation of heathen sensibilities and overly verbose displays of access to a dictionary. Plop is a collossal asshole. Anyone encountering Plop is usually overwhelmed by disappointment in the knowledge of having to share a planet with such a disgraceful representation of the human form. How two persons willingly procreated such a despicable heap of breathing refuse is beyond comprehension. Even the most retarded individuals will tend to have some sense of right and wrong. Yet the miserable burden to humanity that is Plop's parents still chose to not abort. Walking the earth seemingly as a spite against the human species, Plop chooses to have his/her every action be an offence to even the most apathetic. To spew the most acidic vitriol towards Plop is not enough to sum up the requisite repudiation. The entirety of humanities collective knee jerk reaction could not display the emotional reaction necessary to convey the pure ugliness of the existence of such a vile chimera. We are all lessened by the shared existence and even the greatest among us are sullied by the foulness in the air. Even cancer turns it's nose up at the sight of Plop. God owes us all an apology for creating such a miserable piece of shit.
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