Funny things to do in the Gym

[largepkg]

Why , U wanna taste it?

 

[ASSPUNCTURE]

thats what i saw when i pulled it from your moist plump lips

 

[firestorm]

Ok ok here's what we have done:


Ok this is fuqing funny, i die laughing, ok

So get your skinniest friend
And you and him and friends go load up the squat bar with as much weight as it will hold...
Then start shouting really loud " C'mon!!!! get it, record baby!!! GO GO GO! Look everyone he's attempting a state record"

Wait till a crowd has gathered, they are in total disbelief becuze this guys a shrimp right...

Well have him get in the squat rack and hold the bar, get psyched up and yell and get red, forehead vain etc.

And just when everyone's really into
He jumps onto the bar and starts doing as many pullups as he can do!
hanging on to the bar instead of squatting it...

This may get your asses kicked/kicked out

But its really worth it... more than once... :l

Better yet... have him jump on there and raise the bar and do 1/16inch squats. As he bends his legs ever soooo little keep rooting him on to do another rep. After 2 he racks the bar and drops like he just did 8 deep squats. You keep saying your the man nobody can touch you on squats...your the squat king of this gym. yeaaaa!!!

 

[gr81]

no one listen to this old man, he talks out of his ass I say!! ha ha...

what up Fire my man, how you been buddy.. holla back

 

[firestorm]

Yo dawg how the HELL are you my brother????????? I've been keeping busy as all hell making the best of the summer. Not training as much as I'd like and you'll never guess how much I weigh? 190 I fuqing can't believe it!!!! 1fuqing 90. I'm shrinking away. I haven't weighed 190 since my baby pictures. cry for me bro. I must get back in the gym before I become a bitch.

 

[gr81]

ha ha, its ok dude. sometimes you gotta have fun and enjoy summer, right! its good to see ya round thou. I been doin the powerlifting thing myself and am loving it so much more than BB. been talkin to Mik alot as well, he just got another championship! well I hope your training picks up here, i am sure it will come winter. hows the fam? talk to ya later brotha. always a pleasure

 

[firestorm]

Family is doing GR8 hence my poor attendance in the gym. Been spending all of my free time with the wife and kids. Also getting some major home projects done. Very busy time. Hope all is well with you too my man. Tell Mik I said hello.

 

[gr81]

its better to be with the kids then the gym I suppose, which is why I won't ever have kids! ha ha. yeah i'll tell him you said what up. none of the homies are around anymore, Flex rarely comes on either so IM has been lame lately. ah well. good times

 

[firestorm]

Well IM from OUR standpoint GR8 since all our buds are not around. Looks like the site itself is going strong as ever. Maybe we should learn to be nice or something and like make a couple of new friends??? Naaaaa. Keep the list small and tight. We stay out of trouble this way. hahahahaha Hit and run for a week or two. hahahaha

 

[irontime]

Nice ones FS, and good to see ya around buddy
Something else to attempt is to fart when you are doing stomach crunches and there are girls around...........unintentional

 

[maniclion]

I saw this infomercial the other night and they had this guy, pretty well built, wear a fart machine disguised as a walkman. It would go off and others around him would make faces of digust or just bust out laughing while he sat there with the headphones on pretending to be clueless. The best part was when a guy was standing next to him waiting to use the machine he was on and right as he got up to leave he busted out a greasy one, the other guy proceeded cautious and actually acted like he smelled something.

 

[firestorm]

Nice ones FS, and good to see ya around buddy
Something else to attempt is to fart when you are doing stomach crunches and there are girls around...........unintentional

Great seeing you again as well Iron. Hope all is going well with you my friend!!!!

 

[david]

Funny thing I saw was this guy who messed his pants while playing raquetball and he kept saying, "What smells around here?"

 

[firestorm]

Oh damn Dave, that is just down right nasty.

 

[Rissole]

Hello Brian

 

[firestorm]

Hey PETE!!! how the heck are you my friend?

 

[Rissole]

Good thanks bud Tryin hard to get in shape for this comp!!
And you??

 

[firestorm]

FINALLY...back in the gym the past 3 weeks solid and already beginning to come back strong. I'm down to 190 myself and wasn't even trying. Feeling good now though. MIssed the Iron but we are together once again. My babies. hahahahahaha

 

[Rissole]

Nothins changed with you.... I am training down at my old gym, do you remember the one i was working at? Dumped my training partner too, it has lifted my training intenstity 10 fold

 

[firestorm]

Awesome news Pete. Training partners can be a weight all their own. I'm so glad I train alone.

 

[Rissole]

It really started to suck lookin after him, it was all how much am i lifting, how many reps, what tempo.... psyc me up..... i cant lift this What a drain....

There's a funny thing to do in the gym..... disapear When i trained there on thursday everyone was like, we thought you quit... yeah right, i'm not like you....

 

[firestorm]

laughing at that whole post. I sooo feel your pain and beliefs.

 

[Flex]

pretty funny shit, fire, my man. hahaha

i especially like the one where you load a shitload of weight to deadlift, then don't even budge it. haha

 

[firestorm]

hahaha that is a fuqing funny azz one Flex. Ya do it and walk away with your head down. Make it even funnier and go back for a second attempt but ONLY after you put on MORE weight!!!! Funny ass shit.