Funny

[CourtQueen]

> >>A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
> >>sued the
> >>tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for
> >>making
> >>them fat."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
> >>
> >>The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
> >>
> >>The man says,
> >>"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept
> >>with."

 

[Hanz29]

Here's another Joke---don't remember where I got it from though

A guy walks into a bar and sits down- Impatiently, he asks the bartender for six shots of whiskey

Curiously the bartender asks "what's the ocassion?" The man replies, "Today was my first blowjob"

The bartender says, "Well that's great- let me get you another drink on the house, in celebration"

The man replies, "Thanks, but if six shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth- nothing will"

 

[DFINEST]

Originally posted by Hanz29
Here's another Joke---don't remember where I got it from though

A guy walks into a bar and sits down- Impatiently, he asks the bartender for six shots of whiskey

Curiously the bartender asks "what's the ocassion?" The man replies, "Today was my first blowjob"

The bartender says, "Well that's great- let me get you another drink on the house, in celebration"

The man replies, "Thanks, but if six shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth- nothing will"

 

[DFINEST]

Originally posted by CourtQueen
> >>A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
> >>sued the
> >>tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for
> >>making
> >>them fat."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
> >>
> >>The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
> >>
> >>The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
> >>
> >>The man says,
> >>"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept
> >>with."

 

[supertech]

Heres another one:

Two guys decide to go camping, and one brings there dog along.......

After a long day of fishing,they decide to call it a day...

So later on that night, while sitting around the campfire..

The dog starts to lick his own dick.........

One of the guys say " man,I wish I could do that"

And the other guy replies, "yeah me to, but I am scared he will bite me.

 

[DaMayor]

Father-In-Law Joke:.....So, These Two Blondes walk into a building.....Seems like one of them would have noticed.


4-year old son joke: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?........NACHO Cheese!...."Not-Ch-Yo" cheese...get it?
Alright, where'd I put that beer?

 

[Burner02]

Originally posted by DaMayor
4-year old son joke: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?........NACHO Cheese!...."Not-Ch-Yo" cheese...get it?
Alright, where'd I put that beer?

that joke was just on some tv show the other night!