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From Tar Pits to Game of Thrones: The Hidden History of the Dire Wolf

North of Castle Black, far beyond the Wall, dire wolves roam. Paws press heavily into winter snow as the ferocious hunters scour the wilds for food and shelter. When winter finally comes to the rest of Westeros, maybe their range will extend south towards King’s Landing and put pressure on townsfolk to keep their children and cattle a little closer at night. Wolves the sizes of ponies aren’t easily fended off, after all.

The sigil of House Stark, Game of Throne’s dire wolf is the hunter of the north. But that’s where they stay. According to Theon Greyjoy, dire wolves had not been sighted south of the Wall for two hundred years, until Robb Stark found a litter of six pups romping around near their dead mother. History tells another story.

Game of Thrones has made the dire wolf famous 10,000 years after the last real one died. And though they lived to the end of the last ice age, you wouldn’t find one stalking in the snow and ice—dire wolves would be as disappointed north of the wall as the Night’s Watch. We know this from thousands of skulls and bones uncovered from bubbling pits of tar.

Canis dirus, or “dire wolf,” was a large canid that hunted in North and South America for about 1.8 millon years, going extinct with other megafauna around 10,000 years ago. Where we find their fossils suggests that the wolves’ habitats included grasslands, tropical marshes, and temperate forests, but not unyielding snow and ice. In fact, a dire wolf specimen has never been recovered further north than Alberta, Canada.

Dire wolves are the largest known species of Canis, a genus that includes wolves, dogs, dingoes, jackals, and coyotes. A formidable five feet long and 175 pounds, the dire wolf wasn’t much larger than the modern gray wolf. But the dire wolf was much stronger, based on its bones. The more robust skeletons that we find imply that the dire wolf was much more muscular than any canid walking the Earth today, and had a bite equivalent to 36 atmospheres pressing down on one square inch of flesh.

The dire wolf was a hyper-carnivore, adapted to take down whatever megafauna were available—such as bison and giant ground sloths. This affinity for large, easy prey could be why so many dire wolves joined in a gooey demise near modern day Los Angeles.

You can smell the La Brea tar pits before you see them.

Less than ten miles from the heart of Los Angeles, where once crude oil and methane bubbled up into ice age air, now sits the Page Museum. I was headed there on a blistering summer day to see the ooze that captured more ice age species than any other fossil deposit on Earth. Out of all the vertebrae fossils there, most of them are dire wolves.

I walked past numerous school groups sitting and playing on the park grass that surrounds the Page Museum and towards the main building with the distinct smell of freshly laid road filling my nose. Once inside the main building, Lead Gallery Interpreter Anya Hunter and Coordinator of School Programs Kelsey Ziff met me with a kind hello. I asked where all the tar was, unable to see the gurgling pits I had imagined on the way in. “It should be called ‘the asphalt seeps,’” said Ziff, “But no one would come if we called it that.”

Stay in California long enough and you’ll learn of its geologic faults. Deep, long cracks in the Earth criss-cross much of California, and the La Brea tar pits are no different. The 6th Street Fault, just a few miles from the Page Museum, has been leaking for thousands of years, unlocking fossil fuel created long before dire wolves ever showed up there. This crude oil and sediment (the “tar”) eventually reaches the surface, where more volatile chemicals in the oil evaporate off and turn the goo into hardened asphalt. If you dig a little bit, you can still get at the tar. The picture-perfect bubbling that you can see at La Brea is from bacteria decomposing the oil and belching methane.

“The word ‘ooze’ comes to mind,” says Ziff.

And it’s easy to imagine this ooze consuming animals like black quicksand—mammoths trumpeting as tar inched up their hairy legs until even their trucks were filled. But death-by-tar pit isn’t quite so dramatic; it’s boring. Animals that do get stuck in the stuff sink a few inches and stay there. “Basically, they get trapped as though on fly paper, completely exposed to the surface,” Hunter explained to me.

These “entrapment events” account for the large number of fossils at the tar pits, and the large number of carnivores. When an entrapped animal cries to its herd or just out of frustration, it attracts predators looking for an easy kill. “And then the predators get stuck in the asphalt seep as well,” said Hunter. It’s like a frog getting its tongue impossibly stuck on flypaper. However, entrapment events didn’t always end in bloodshed. “Sometimes it was just thirst and starvation because the animals couldn’t get away.”

The tar pits at La Brea get a lot of attention for its large mammals—who doesn’t want to inspect a saber tooth?—though the area is a gooey catalogue of a whole ancient ecosystem. That’s thanks in large part to the incredible preserving properties of tar. Go to another museum and look at the fossils and chances are those fossils are stone. This is because bones lucky enough to be fossilized have much of their structure mineralized, or replaced with minerals. Tar works differently. Instead of minerals replacing the organic matter of the bones, a tar pit’s oil and other hydrocarbons seep into the skeletons and preserve them. The fossils you see at the Page Museum are actually still bones, not rocks.

Researchers take advantage of the tar’s preserving qualities to learn more about the tar pits and the organisms found there. For example, fossilized insect larvae found inside the bones of entrapped animals can tell scientists how long an animal was exposed to the open air before more tar covered its corpse. “We have blowfly eggs from the bones of bison, and it teaches us about how long those animal remains were exposed to the surface,” Ziff told me. The museum has also uncovered a number of plant species in the muck, the extant species of which have been planted in the museum’s garden.

Everything preserved in the tar is something that can tell scientists what the conditions were like thousands of years ago. Even animals interactions stay in the ooze. “Whether it’s a wolf that got kicked in the face by a bison or a saber-toothed cat with back problems…it’s like we have a time machine!” Kelsey exclaimed.

“We have answers to questions we haven’t even asked yet.”

Hunter and Ziff lead me through the museum floor to a wall of skulls that were missing their jaws. All in all, the massive orange-lit case displayed 402 dire wolf skulls. They were detailed enough to see wear and tear on teeth and healing bone fractures. Each skull was a distinct brown color, something I did not expect considering that almost all museum specimens you will see are bleached white. Hunter and Ziff call it “La Brea brown”—a consequence of bones fossilized with crude oil.

Out of all the fossils found at La Brea, 90% of them are of carnivores, and most of those are dire wolves. Over 4,000 dire wolf specimens have been uncovered here, with the next most found fossil being saber-toothed cats with over 2,000 specimens. The dire wolf population at La Brea was large—what you might expect it to be like in Game of Thrones, north of the Wall. But researchers have excavated so many dire wolves here exactly because the ancient California climate was nothing like Craster’s Keep.

Dire wolves, along with other North and South American megafauna like saber-tooted cats and woolly mammoths, died out at the end of what geologists dub the Pleistocene, an epoch that lasted from 2.5 million years ago to just over 10,000 years ago and spanned the Earth’s most recent ice ages. Though the timing was right, it turns out that the dire wolf preferred its ice age habitat without much ice. At the Pleistocene La Brea, it was only ten degrees cooler on average than the 100 degree Fahrenheit summer heat I had walked through to get to the Page Museum. This favorable climate attracted large animal migrations, bringing more carnivores like the wolves.

Climate and habitat brought the wolves, and the tar pits trapped them there.
 
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Leaning in towards the wall of skulls, I pointed to a hole near the top of a larger one. There was a spongy part of bone that looked different than the surrounding tissue creeping inwards to cover the hole. Ziff and Hunter explained that the change in tissue probably shows a partially healed head wound, something that presents itself better in carnivores that hunt in packs or have some kind of social structure.

Dire wolves hunted in large packs, which we know partially from how many specimens are at La Brea. Because of the similar morphology and bone structures that dire wolves have in common with modern gray wolves, researches suspect that they hunted in similar ways. “Dire wolf remains have many of the same kinds of injuries and wear at their muscle attachments that their modern ancestors do,” Hunter told me. These bone pathologies also show healed injuries, which suggest a pack structure allowing injured wolves to be taken care of until recovered. If a non-pack hunting cheetah breaks a femur, for example, that is almost certainly the end of that cheetah. Dire wolf bones suggest that individuals survived long enough to heal injuries and hunt again.

What you won’t find at Le Brea also supports the pack-hunting hypothesis. Hunter explained that for as many skeletons of adult dire wolves are in the collection, there aren’t very many preserved pups. “This suggests that they had a social structure that allowed for some wolves in the pack to be sent out hunting while others stayed home.”

If the dire wolf was so strong, so organized, and only recently extinct, I asked Ziff, why did they die out? She chuckled and replied: “If it was on Facebook, it would read ‘It’s complicated.’”

If she had to choose, Ziff said that the wolves, though undoubtedly formidable, weren’t the apex predators at the end of the most recent ice age—the cats were. Smilodon, most likely the animal you envision when you think of a saber-toothed cat, was a ferocious predator competing with the dire wolves for megafauna in the same environments. Ziff would take a Smilodon over Canis dirus any day. Hunter took the side of the wolves. “I bet a hardy male dire wolf could take down a saber-tooth cat with weak hips,” she contended. However, both agree that another cat, Panthera leo atrox—the so-called American lion—was the ultimate terrestrial hunter of the age.

The dire wolf had stiff competition from other megafauna for the same prey, but smaller animals competed with the wolves as well. During the late Pleistocene and up until the dire wolf’s extinction, the gray wolf migrated across the Bering Strait land bridge into the Americas to challenge the dire wolves even further. Both hunted similar prey in similarly large packs. Dire wolves also had to deal with smaller carnivores like coyotes. Gray wolves and coyotes still roam the Americas today, perhaps because they weren’t picky eaters.

Competition is only a problem when there isn’t enough food to go around. Changes to the climate at the end of the last ice age could have changed herbivore populations enough that the dire wolves were out-competed by the big cats or smaller carnivores with more varied diets. Human intrusion also could have contributed to the wolf’s demise, hunting the same massive herbivores like wooly mammoth and bison. With their primary prey gone, the dire wolf was probably forced to compete more directly with faster and ultimately more adaptable species like the gray wolf, and was forced to scavenge.

When the prey was gone, or when the climate changed too much, or when the humans encroached too far, or maybe all of the above, the dire wolves went too.

At the end of my visit to the Page Museum, having learned so much about the ancient wolves in my own backyard, the question that first drew me to La Brea finally made sense to ask: Is Game of Thrones’ dire wolf depiction even close? Did ancient history ever have a “Ghost”?

“Their depiction is pretty standard as far as fantasy depictions of dire wolves, like J.R.R. Tolkien’s ‘wargs’,” Ziff explained to me. “But dire wolves are a lot smaller than what fantasy seems to think.”

Ancient dire wolves looked more like modern day gray wolves than the monstrous canines the Starks cared for, but much more robust. Dire wolves were stockier and more muscular, a feature that explains the wolves’ incredible estimated bite strength. As for size, a big dire wolf would probably have shoulders that barely reached your hips.

“[Visitors] come here and want to know why they’re so small,” Ziff told me.

Standing there in the museum, looking at wolf skulls and dire dioramas, I realized that whether or not Game of Thrones’ wolves are too big or too mean wasn’t really important. The point was that a TV show got me to go into a museum just to learn more about an extinct species, to learn more science. It turns out that many museum visitors have done the same since Game of Thrones first aired.

Ziff thinks that it is a combination of alien and familiar that makes the dire wolf so interesting. “It’s almost believable that in some distant land that there could have been these huge mega wolves walking around.” Dire wolves feel more real than fanciful dragons, in other words. The canid is close enough to reality that making it a bit larger or more ferocious isn’t breaking any conceptual barriers, and sticks with us.

Game of Thrones dire wolves are so popular because we can effortlessly exaggerate today’s wolves. “It’s like Superman: he looks like a human but he can punch through a wall,” Hunter thinks. “That’s easier to do with something familiar.”

The pop culture interest in dire wolves spearheaded by Game of Thrones has translated to a real uptick in scientific interest for the museum. Every day, Hunter and Ziff see museum visitors who want to know about the large wolves that lived right in their backyard just a geologic blink ago. “People are interested to know that dire wolves and saber-toothed cats used to walk in the park that they just walked through,” says Hunter.

Scientists and researchers working at La Brea are happy to tell the true story of the dire wolf no matter why visitors are there. But the resurgence of interest in the ancient canids isn’t a one-way street. Just before I left the Page Museum, Hunter and Ziff wanted to show me something special. Behind a large, semi-circular glass window, they pointed inside the museum’s researcher lab, at boxes filled with characteristic “La Brea brown” bones waiting to be cleaned and classified. Dubbed their “Fishbowl Lab”, it looked like a regular museum research room before I slipped behind the barrier for a closer look.

Out of the handful of boxes containing dire wolf bones, one was clearly labeled “Ghost”.
 
Ok, for the late comers to the game of thrones, here is a video to catch you up.

 
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/got-jokes

33 Jokes Only “Game Of Thrones” Fans Will Understand

Winter is not going to get here for at least five more books. Warning: SPOILERS ARE COMING.

27. The sense of constant surprise for people who haven’t read the books.

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Breaking Westerosi News: We’ve Finally Found Gendry (Sorta)!

The fourth* season of Game of Thrones left us with many a question, but none so concerning to us as that of the fate of one of our favorite Westerosi bastards, Gendry. He of the Baratheon bloodline, so young and virile and handsome and… stuff. Where was he? We hadn’t seen him at all this season: what gives? What happened after the Onion Knight Ser Davos shipped the lad off to sea? With nothing but the clothes on his back, the dream of a life less terrifying, and the oars in his hands? Where did he go? GENDRY WHERE DID YOU GO?!

Well, we finally have our answer thanks to the actor formally known as Joe Dempsie (he’s forever the bastard Gendry in our hearts) and this highly informative tweet:


Still rowin’…#GoT

— Joe Dempsie (@joedempsie) June 18, 2014



So there you have it, folks. Mystery hilariously solved. (Sorta.) Well played, Mr. Dempsie, well played. Although we’re curious where the heck in the Realm you are if you’ve been rowing for, what, a year? Forget Westeros and Essos (and probably even Sothoryos) — we bet he’s likely discovered Ulthos at this point. Has our wee Gendry gone from bastard boy to George R.R. Martin’s version of Columbus? Only time will tell.

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An All New Trailer for TNT’s LEGENDS Has Arrived

Much of it may be getting kept close to the chest for the moment, but from what we have seen of the new Sean Bean-led TNT drama Legends, from 24 and Homeland’s Howard Gordon, has been solid. Above all else, it will be nice to have Ned Stark back on our television screens, this time with a semi-automatic! Before the show premieres in August, TNT has released an all new, atmosphere focused trailer for the new series courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter.

For the uninitiated, the new action series, according to The Hollywood Reporter, “centers on undercover agent Martin Odum (Sean Bean), who works for the FBI’s Deep Cover Operations (DCO) division. Martin can transform himself into a completely different person for each job, but he begins to question his own identity when a mysterious stranger suggests Martin isn’t the man he believes himself to be.”

So some trippy Jason Bourne s**t seems to be what’s going down on this series, and that’s fine with us because if there’s one thing we action fans love with our gunplay, it’s a crisis of identity. Also, if that plot description means Bean will be portraying himself completely differently every episode Alias style, we’re totally cool with that too.

Currently there’s no word on how many times Bean’s character is set to die during the course of the series.

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That picture is what I was hoping for. WHen the Mountain went down, I was yelling at the TV "Stab him in the head!" But Nooo, he had to get cocky and squished by the Mountain.
 
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Meet the New Game of Thrones Season 5 Cast

The Game of Thrones cast is growing for season five. HBO announced several new additions to the world of Westeros at San Diego Comic-Con 2014. Here's the breakdown of the new Dorne figures coming to shake things up:

Alexander Siddig will play Doran Martell, the ruling lord of Dorne and the older brother to Prince Oberyn Martell ( Pedro Pascal). Doran Martell is described as even-tempered and deliberate.

Toby Sebastian will play Trystane Martell, son to Prince Doran and heir to the Dorne. He's betrothed to Mycrella Baratehon as part of an alliance offered by Tywin Lannister ( Charles Dance).

Nell Tiger Free will play Mycrella, the eldest child of Cersei Lannister ( Lena Headey) and King Robert Baratheon ( Mark Addy)…but in reality, her father is Jaime Lannister ( Nikolaj Coster-Waldau).

Jessica Henwick will play Nymeria "Nym" Sand, the second eldest of Prince Oberyn's daughters.

Rosabell Laurenti Sellers will play Tyene Sand, another daughter of Prince Oberyn by Ellaria Sand, his last mistress. She's described as "fiercer than she looks" and is known for having twin daggers.

Keisha Castle-Hughes is Obara Sand, a "fearsome warrior" and daughter of Prince Oberyn.

DeObia Oparei joins the cast as Areo Hotah, the captain of Doran Martell's palace guard.

Enzo Cilenti has been cast as Yezzan, once an extremely wealthy slave trader before Daenerys Targaryen ( Emilia Clarke) outlawed the trade.

Rounding out the cast is Jonathan Pryce as the High Sparrow, a devout man who went to King's Landing to serve the poor and quickly developed a large following.

Season five will premiere in 2015.
 
Game of Thrones: Season 4 Bloopers (Comic Con)

 
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GAME OF THRONES Actor J.J. Murphy Dies in the Midst of Filming Season 5

And now his watch is ended. Native Northern Ireland actor J.J. Murphy has passed away, only four days into filming the fifth season of HBO’s Game of Thrones. According to the Belfast Telegraph, Ser Denys Mallister (as was his character on the series), collapsed and died on Friday. He was 86 years old.

The series’ executive producers, D.B. Weiss and David Benioff released a joint statement in regards to the passing: “We will not be recasting J.J. Murphy. He was a lovely man, and the best Denys Mallister we could have hoped for. And now his watch is ended.”

Murphy reportedly had more scenes to film in the coming week as his character Ser Denys Mallister, the oldest member of the Night’s Watch. The man commanded the Shadow Tower for thirty-three years and was uncle of Lord Jason Mallister, a renowned tourney knight and bannerman loyal to House Tully. It has been reported that Murphy had a lot of pride in being cast and acting in the series.

Outside of his forthcoming work on Thrones, Murphy also had a role as an elder townsmen in the upcoming feature film Dracula Untold starring Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper, Sarah Gadon, and Samantha Barks in addition to fellow actors from the Realm Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister) and Art Parkinson (Rickon “Where’s Rickon?” Stark).

Murphy also acted in several notable films, including Angela’s Ashes and the 1984 Helen Mirren/Joe Lynch film, Cal. Additionally, he was a noted actor at the Lyric Theatre in Belfast alongside the likes of Liam Neeson and another Thrones co-star, Ciaran Hinds (Mance Rayder).
 
Game of Thrones Season 5: Day in the Life

February 8

 
Game of Thrones Season 5: Trailer

 
Game of Thrones Season 5: Artisan Piece #1: The Weapons of Dorne

 
Wallace the rabbit has gone from being an incredibly accommodating bunny to acting as a mad king and has demanded that his human provide him with a throne. Following the mandate, his dedicated human built a Game of Thrones-style Iron Throne using carrots and cardboard.


It is beginning to feel like spring, but winter is coming. Wallace?s internet fame has completely gone to his head and now he demands a throne. Will his rule be just, or will his hunger for power be his downfall?

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And Now, a GAME OF THRONES Iron Throne Made of Dildos [NSFW]

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Why yes: that is a giant, rubberized version of Game of Thrones? Iron Throne made entirely of black dildos ? how did you know and what gave it away? Was it all the power it wielded with its mere presence? Its girth? The way it draws the eye in and makes you swear up, down, left, right, and sideways that you will never go back to sitting on another replica chair ever again? Or maybe it was simply the fact that the video was called ?Game of Bones? and, well, I mean what else could this behemoth be, right?

Exxxactly.

So yeah. Bondara ? one of the United Kingdom?s most popular online sex toy destinations ? decided one day to give the Internet a gift (there is so much pun potential here. Just like SO. MANY. PUNS.), wrangling 200 of their finest dildos and a cavalcade of shameless artisans to construct the beast in a mere 24 hours. Something tells us Tyrion would be far keener to sit on THIS particular throne than the actual Iron Throne. After all, he is the god of tits and wine. And this throne doesn?t stab back (well?) in a way that destroys an entire family and kingdom in one fell swoop.

And exciting bonus for all our UK Nerds out there ? there?s a giveaway going on right now where you could WIN THIS EXTREMELY SFW THRONE for your very own, Littlefinger-inspired home.

So, OK, now that we all got through that like adults, let?s go nuts with the dirty punnery in the comments, shall we? After all ? in the immortal words of a one Dan ?Casey? Snow, ?If you thought this would have a happy ending, you clearly haven?t ? oh wait, no, it totally will.?
 
Game of Thrones: Bastards of Westeros

 
Whos having an IMF Game of Thrones season premier party? :serious:
Seasons premiere turned into a season marathon lol
First 4 episodes of the new season leaked out before the premiere.

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