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so you're gonna baste a turkey you say...hmmm
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Getting my sperm turkey basted into my wife tomorrow... off gear for2 weeks HCG & Clo
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so you're gonna baste a turkey you say...hmmm
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Man, that's fucked up.
i know a guy here who did exactly what ur saying,
his wife couldnt get knocked up, they went through IVF,
no shit, not trolling, kid wasnt his, they later found out someone in there was refilling shit with their own! he got a huge payment to stfu about it, but it destroyed his marriage and his life
id seriously suggest hanging ur missus from her feet and nailing her upside down!
his wife couldnt get knocked up, they went through IVF,
no shit, not trolling, kid wasnt his, they later found out someone in there was refilling shit with their own! he got a huge payment to stfu about it, but it destroyed his marriage and his life
id seriously suggest hanging ur missus from her feet and nailing her upside down!
personally,
the first 2 days i was with my wife she was on the rag.......so we did that talking crap with romance
my 1st son was born 9 months to the day after we first .........
10.11 pounds, he was a c section lol
the first 2 days i was with my wife she was on the rag.......so we did that talking crap with romance
my 1st son was born 9 months to the day after we first .........
10.11 pounds, he was a c section lol
You better keep a close eye and make sure your wife doesn't pull the ol' switcharoo at the last moment. Just saying, she'd probably prefer her offspring inherit doctor genetics, so watch carefully and make sure there is ample genital separation between your wife and the doc at all times. You gotta be 100% sure it's your stuff sliding up into that moist bacterial cesspool.
There's alot of goddam sperm testing goin on around here...
Oh and by the way OP your woman is a crazy , slut , whore... Wtf she's been tryin to let you knock her up for 3 yrs and your ok with that??
Oh and by the way OP your woman is a crazy , slut , whore... Wtf she's been tryin to let you knock her up for 3 yrs and your ok with that??
Story time, kids.
A buddy of mine fucked a girl at a party. As he tells the story, he finished, and was so drunk and disoriented, he just flung the condom across the room onto the carpet. She leaped off the bed, plopped down onto the floor, and began dragging her crotch back and forth over the dirty cummy condom like a dog itching its ass on the ground. I know this girl, and to this day she admits that they "hooked up" but denies the rest.
OP's wife isn't that desperate/nuts, but he still has a bit of an undesirable situation on his hands...
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^that's not even trolling cool....
and if he/she is,.... I will exhaust all my resources to find you.
Holy shit, I will back you up on that one.
right! the last thing that phaggot wants is me looking to blame someone, anyone for my misfortune. I would literally devote my life to say hello. Peeps talk so funny on da interwebz. It's not that hard to track any of us down.
I hear if you use "big true 100% fda approved god see all" labs it increases your sperm count and you can have babies.
A least that's the word on the streets.
More serious, hope you have luck but also I'd be a bit worried if my lady told me that. I would be very confused and upset at the same time! A little weird man...
A least that's the word on the streets.
More serious, hope you have luck but also I'd be a bit worried if my lady told me that. I would be very confused and upset at the same time! A little weird man...
Have you gotten your count tested? I got my wife pregnant after being on for over 6 months, it was too the point that my receptors were totally burned out I was on about 2g or test p and 1.5g of tren a week just to barely make anymore gains. And I know the shit was legit cuz it was from syno and fina. Point being I should've been sterile by that point and it happened. My son is perfectly healthy, although he seems a little too strong for his age and has a nice temper at 9 months. He can pull himself up on the kitchen table and support his whole bodyweight. Which babies aren't suppose to be able to do. I think 90% of their strength is supposed to be in the lower body.
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This story is not entertaining despite being conjured up by a drunken retard.
The friends you keep are beyond laughable.
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At least be entertaining or funny. It's all fun to be negative once in awhile but when your M.O. is 'angry at life' and you come in here kicking and screaming at erryone saying the dumbest shit, you sound like a lil rich kid who ran out of toys to destroy so you try to hurt others feelings.
Read the shit you type, it's not edgy or funny. It's bland and boring.
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^^^lives in parents basement.17 years old
